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Anyone can make an annual list of serious New Year's promises himself. And we decided to cheer you up and remind you that New Year's fun is just around the corner with this list of the funniest New Year promises.

 

1. When meeting with friends, I will stop telling the same jokes. Or make new friends.

 

2. I will not worry about trifles. I will start to worry more - because of the melting of glaciers, the extinction of the Amur tigers or global warming.

 

3. I will stop sparing the feelings of other people if they do not spare mine. If a stinker sits next to me, I'll name him!

 

4. I will develop my imagination. Thinking about where to go on vacation with the old dollar exchange rate.

 

5. I will not bore the boss with the same reasons to take a day off. I will come up with many new ones.

 

6. I will wash less and use more deodorant.

 

7. I will save water and stop taking a bath.

 

8. Give up chocolate.

 

9. I will try to understand why I need nine different email addresses.

 

10. I will stop writing emails to my spouse.

 

 

11. I will start working with neglected children - my own.

 

12. I will stop simultaneously talking on the phone with one person and writing letters to another.

 

13. I will spend less than one hour on the Internet.

 

14. Before installing new equipment, read the instructions. If I can find her ...

 

15. I will spend less time with my friends, and more - with my spouse.

 

16. I will respond to regular emails with the same enthusiasm as to emails.

 

17. I will stop answering "LOL" when I hear a joke.

 

18. I will stop saying "Mmmm, how nice" during the inspection at the airport. It seems that this is only

provoking them.

 

19. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier stall.

 

20. In the morning I will brush not only my teeth, but also my tongue.

 

 

21. I will stop abusing drugs that taste good.

 

22. I will start removing the refueling nozzle BEFORE leaving the gas station.

 

23. Before using a public toilet, I will always check for toilet paper.

 

24. I will try to drive at a speed that is at least a little closer to the permitted speed.

 

25. I will try to keep a safe distance from behind the police car.

 

26. I will not blame my younger brother for wetting my bed. Especially if I don't have a younger brother.

And I live alone. And in general I am 30 years old.

 

27. I promise to clean my room once a week, even though I cleaned it only once in the last year.

 

28. I will wear clean underwear every day. Yes, I'm such a spender!

 

29. I will stop showing tricks with explosives.

 

30. I will read less.

 

 

31. I will gain weight so that my mother no longer calls me skinny.

 

32. I will cut back on sports. Too much exercise is dangerous for your health.

 

33. I will watch more TV. I'll review all the programs I missed over the past year.

 

34. I will make a list of people who annoyed me last year, to annoy them in this.

 

35. I will drink more. Benjamin Franklin seems to have said that beer is proof of God's love.

 

36. I will eat more sweets. And less nasty things like fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts.

 

37. I will work less and have a simpler attitude towards life.

 

38. I will play more computer games. Scientists say it's helpful and develops visual skills. But we always knew that, didn't we?

 

39. I will make myself a bad habit. Ideal people are loved less!

 

40. I will spend more money on useless things. So I will have even more gifts for the people who annoyed me last year, see paragraph 39.

 

 

41. I'll start driving more carefully, there are too many dents from bodies in my car.

 

42. I will start helping my girlfriend carry purchases from the store. It's not good when she is carrying 10

kg of potatoes, and I am a pack of cigarettes.

 

43. I will stop keeping the dog on a diet, otherwise it somehow began to look at me badly ... Better to be fat, but with a live owner.

 

44. I'll quit the casino. I will redeem the things pledged because of him. At least an apartment, winter is on the nose.

 

45. Going to watch a horror movie, I will not drink excess liquid.

 

46. ​​I will never again combine sleeping pills with laxatives.

 

47. I will stop watching films with the resurrection of the dead. Stop watching vampire movies. I’ll stop watching movies with Jason Stethem and movies with happy endings. Anyway, I’m quitting the movie!

 

48. I’ll stop calling TV shops - I’ve been on the line too long. And then, for some reason, big bills for telephone calls come and the ordered goods do not arrive.

 

49. I love my family, so I will no longer cook for them.

 

50. I promise to keep my New Year's promise. At least a whole week!

 

 

51. I will try myself in the stand-up genre to accelerate my career change from accounting to comedy.

 

52. I will stop translating the alarm clock several times in the morning.

 

53. Find a new job and stop chopping ham in the supermarket for rude shoppers.

 

54. I will post more selfies on social networks.

 

55. I'll start reading books again.

 

56. I will pump myself cubes on the press, so that I have something to remember in old age.

 

57. My husband and I will give up all our bad habits in order to conceive a super-baby with super healthy

genes, and then we will return to them again. I am not kidding!

 

58. Finally, I will open a diving center.

 

59. Move to New York.

 

60. I will make a bicycle myself.

 

 

61. Typing LOL to the interlocutor, I will actually laugh, not just on the screen.

 

62. Like 14 years before that, I will again promise to stop procrastinating.

 

63. I will stop getting drunk at corporate parties and dancing on the table, telling nonsense to my boss. If it doesn't work out, I'll find a new job.

 

64. I will not sign up for any new course on anything next year!

 

65. I will wear more purple.

 

66. I will not miss a single meal a day.

 

67. I will try to cope with my nomophobia (fear of being left without a mobile phone or being in an area

without coverage).

 

68. I will not buy anything on www.amazon.com for a whole year.

 

69. I'll quit reading comments, online articles, blogs and more on the net!

 

70. I want to yawn when I go to bed, not when I get out of bed in the morning.

 

 

71. I will eat more greenery.

 

72. I will try to find a way to stop receiving mail-order ads for pizza and dentists.

 

73. I will master the pose of a headstand in yoga.

 

74. I will overcome old fears and find new ones to overcome them again.

 

75. I will spend more time sleeping.

 



 

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40-new-years-resolutions-for-2021-you-must-follow-for-a-healthier-and-happier-living

There are a few days left before the New Year. The scent of tangerines is mixed with the coniferous scent of a forest beauty and creates an indescribable holiday atmosphere in our homes. Refrigerators are filled with delicacies from the "don't eat, this is for the New Year" series. We would like to distract you from preparing for the holiday for a very short time and occupy yourself with an interesting task - drawing up New Year's promises.

 

On New Year's Eve, we are used to making wishes and waiting for a miracle, but you need to take everything into our own hands. For example, you dont have to make a desire to get in shape, but give yourself a promise to lose 20 pounds and sign up for the gym next year. Do you want to try this approach to “dream come true”? Then let's try to formulate our own New Year's promises. We will help you do this.

 

Quit smoking, start running, give up coffee, go on a diet - all this is done on Monday. New Year's is the main "Monday" from which they usually try to start a new life, and New Year's resolutions are promises to oneself for next year. Bemorepanda collected some good motivations for you.

 

1. To travel more

2. To quit smoking/drinking

3. To stop eating sweets / junk food

4. To join a gym

5. To get in shape

 

 

6. To start playing football/basketball

7. To drink more water

8. To go for a daily walk

9. To go to bed earlier and wake up earlier

10. To get more sleep

 

 

11. To learn a new language

12. To watch less TV

13. To spend less time on Facebook/Instagram

14. To spend less time online

15. To read more

 

 

16. To read a book a month

17. To get a better job

18. To start a hobby

19. To learn to paint/sing/cook

20. To adopt a pet

 

 

21. To stop procrastinating

22. To get out of debt

23. To spend less money

24. To start saving money

25. To give more to charity

 

 

26. To start remembering important dates :-)

27. To do something new every day

28. To worry less

29. To stop worrying what people think of me

30. To stop being so negative :-)

 

 

31. To stop being lazy

32. To become more active/confident/polite/organized/responsible

33. To spend more time with my family

34. To stop gossiping

35. To learn to control my emotions

 

 

36. To reconnect with an old friend

37. To talk to my parents more

38. To stop judging people

39. To start believing in myself

40. To learn to be happier with my life

 

 

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Christmas, one of the most beloved events of the year, is both a sacred religious holiday (natus Christus in Betleem Judeae) and a cultural celebration and, why not, an international commercial phenomenon. On this occasion, Christians celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Christ. Popular customs that take place on the occasion of Christmas include: exchanging gifts, festive meals, participating in religious services and of course, waiting for Santa Claus.

 

 Of course, many artists have created works of art that refer to the history of Christmas. Christmas themes have long been a source of inspiration for artists, writers, and folk art.

 

 Filmmakers have used this wealth of materials both by adapting some classics of literature and by making new creations. Radio and television also use these aspects in their entertainment programs to reach as large an audience as possible.

 

 Of course Christmas inspires. So if you don't have time to watch a movie or spend an hour in the gallery, you have all the chances to put on your wallpaper either on your phone or computer an image that inspires you. Bemorepanda has collected the warmest and cozy ones for you.

 

1.Christmas Wish

 

2.Christmas letter

 

3.White ornaments

 

4.Cozy door

 

5.Christmas tree lights

 

6.Reddish

 

7.Christmas buddy

 

8.Family time

 

9.Frozen

 

10.Snow time

 

11.Christmas tree

 

12.Perfect wallpaper

 

13.Green and lights

 

14.Minimalist wallpaper

 

15.Christmas present

 

16.Waiting for Santa

 

17.Christmas spirit

 

18.Christmas wallpaper

 

19.The lights

 

20.Winter fairytale

 

21.Minimalist

 

22.The sound

 

23.Christ ornaments

 

24.Frozen ornaments

 

25.Tasty Christmas

 

26.The trees

 

27.Walking in the winter wonderland

 

28.Perfect for Christmas wallpaper

 

29.The presents

 

30.Simple and beautiful

 

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