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In a recent release by Majong, the developer behind Minecraft, we find out how many people have invested money in the seemingly simplistic game, with a special ability to create addiction.

 

Minecraft's popularity seems to be unstoppable. The amazing game that invites you to use pixelated cubes to create the world of your dreams or anything else in a virtual environment, has just reached the threshold of 100 million units sold. This value applies to both PC and Mac and console or mobile purchases.

 

So large is the number of those hoping to achieve something spectacular in Minecraft that 53,000 units are sold daily even at this time, after so many years since the launch of the original version. The affinity of people for this game is also measured by the number of those who do not agree to spend a month without spending a few hours in the virtual environment, and the number of those who fall into this category is about 40 million.

 

With 100 million copies sold, the only possible competitor to Minecraft remained Tetris, although it's hard to tell if that title sold so well, and instead we can only drive.

 

Minecraft's recipe for popularity lies in a combination of unlimited possibilities and a simplistic approach to building a digital universe. After all, you can do almost anything in Minecraft, as long as you accept that something will be represented by simple, colorful cubes. Basically, in fact, your creativity motivates you to return to Minecraft every day or every few days. For the same reason, age is not a criterion that defines the passionate player. In addition, Mojang has continued to make improvements to the title on several fronts, and this feature is sure to delight fans.

 

1.So cool

 

2.Iron golem

 

3.Airplanes

 

4.Changes

 

Amrkus Alexej Persson, known in the Minecraft community as Notch, is a video game developer from Stockholm, Sweden. Born on June 1, 1979, Markus had a predestined destiny to change the world of video games, and the first step he took was to set up Mojang AB with a friend of his. Then came the creation of the world's most famous video game, Minecraft.

 

When Markus was just seven years old, his father bought him a Commodore 128 computer and subscribed to an IT magazine, seeing his son's interest in this virtual world. Notch learned a few simple codes from that magazine, which helped him understand something about programming. Thus, at the age of eight, Markus created his first adventure game.

 

In 2005, Markus Alexej Persson joined King.com as a game developer and worked there for more than four years. During all this time, he has programmed countless video games, including Zuma or Pinball King. Notch learned a lot of programming languages, which helped him create these video games over the years.

 

In May 2009, Markus Alexej Persson released the alpha for Minecraft for PC. He managed to create this video game in his spare time, when he was not working as a programmer for Jalbum.net. When people started buying the first version of the game, Notch realized that he had to continue with Minecraft and devote all his time and effort to this invention of his. Thus, the more updates it made to Minecraft, the more people were interested in buying the game. In an interview with gaasutra.com, Markus said: "The sales curve has always been closely linked to the speed of development." In the same 2010 interview, Notch added: "We've sold over 6,400 copies so far. In the first nine months of launch, we were selling 24 copies a day, on average. In the last two days, things have gone crazy and we have reached 200 copies a day ".

 

5.The music

 

6.Normal memes

 

7.Hostile mobs

 

After Minecraft grew in popularity, success and countless updates, Markus announced that he had resigned as Minecraft's chief designer, leaving his post to Jens Bergensten. In November 2014, Notch left the Minecraft-based Mojang company after it was acquired by Microsoft for $ 2.5 billion. Since then, he has not produced Minecraft and has moved in another direction.

 

When Notch left Mojang, he said, "I don't see myself as a true game developer. I play games because it's fun, because I like games, I like to schedule. I don't play games with the intention of turning them into big hits and I'm not trying to change the world. Minecraft has definitely become a big hit, and people are telling me that it has revolutionized video games. I never had that intention. This is really flattering and pushes you into an interesting public light. "

 

Whether or not Notch has changed the world of gaming, many gamers around the world disagree. The success of Minecraft can be seen as strongly influenced by Notch's creativity, effort and desire to continue producing the game. If there was no Notch to create Minecraft, the gaming world would not be the same today. Minecraft has influenced many generations of children and teenagers at the same time.

 

This is a game with almost unlimited possibilities. You can only limit yourself to your imagination.

 

Minecraft is a game with which you can escape, in which you can extract resources, build incredible buildings, have fun on servers with friends. No game can boast such a large number of modes as Minecraft.

 

8.Feel the difference

 

9.Not anymore

 

10.Lying

 

There are modes for almost anything, if you think the game is ugly and boring - install the mode on shaders and you will immediately see the result. If you're a fan of RPG games, then there are ways for you to get your character pumped. Minecraft is still growing. The game does not stand still. In almost every version of the game, the developers introduce innovations.

 

In an amazing game, a whole universe is ready for you, a huge world where you can create anything you want. In general, the graphics in the game consist of various cubes that serve as building materials for all your structures. If you loved the builders as a kid and still love to create and create, then you will no doubt love this game, so we recommend you to download Minecraft for free without torrent on our game store right now. It is worth noting the popularity of the game around the world, as it has been translated into 56 languages. Minecraft is suitable not only for those who love to create, because there are elements of a search with very interesting discoveries and even battles.

 

As for the game, it can be described as follows. At the beginning, the game presented sets the pace - you have to extract resources to build (your own house or an entire city - at your personal discretion), as well as look for food to eat and maintain the normal health scale. And as you understand, all this must be done from the beginning of the game, without a second's hesitation. Why is this being done? Because with the onset of darkness, a very serious danger will begin to threaten your life - a large number of different monsters will appear around the character, who strive to eliminate him. First of all, you can avoid all this by building a simple structure, in which a light source is installed, for example, a torch. In addition, you can simply dig a small cave for yourself in the ground or in the rock.

 

11.Meanwhile

 

12.Math problems in Minecraft

 

13.Where I give up

 

14.Good day

 

15.Horror game

 

16.Instant damage

 

17.Wheat

 

18.Ocean

 

19.Dirt house

 

20.The test be like

 

21.Not Minecraft

 

22.Endless

 

23.Java

 

24.Minecraft dogs

 

25.Sarcasm

 

26.What type is the best?

 

27.Chest monster

 

28.Play minecraft

 

29.Final update someday

 

30.Diamonds

 

31.Post

 

32.The end

 

33.Not to loud

 

34.Equipment

 

35.Players now

 

36.New version

 

37.Infested stone

 

38.Creepers be like

 

39.Deep dark

 

40.IDK

 

41.Diamonds

 

42.First food

 

43.Illegal

 

44.It happens

 

45.Do I give a damn

 

46.Corn butter

 

47.Minecraft is great

 

48.Grass is useless

 

49.Villagers

 

50.Needs one eye

 

 

 

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Let's face it - marriage is not for the faint of heart. We like to believe that the pure love we share will make us move forward. Yes, it is true that it pushes us forward. But not all the things we face in marriage are so pleasant.


That may sound awful. But here's the secret: sometimes the least romantic parts of marriage are the ones that can teach you the most about yourself, your partner, and the nature of love between you. Here are some simple truths that open the way to the treasures and surprising pleasures of the true love life you have: imperfect and different from fairy tales.


When you get married, you think that because you have made the right choice - your soul mate - you will be happy together until death. Then you wake up one morning and realize that no matter how great he is, he doesn't make you happy at any time of the day. In fact, some days you may even wonder why you were in such a hurry to get married. And you probably think that's not what you're looking for, actually.


In fact, you wanted him or her. But, on that wonderful day when you and your boyfriend cut the cake together, smashed champagne glasses and danced the bride's waltz, you didn't realize that "for better or worse" doesn't apply only when a tragedy occurs in life.


Here are some funny memes and jokes about marriage that Bemorepanda collected from Twitter.


1.What sounds good for dinner


2.Key story


3.Cleaning room


4.Cabinet


The power of your relationship is actually being tested every day, when the awful monotony of living together can make you want to take your plains. Then the disappointment creeps into your soul, perhaps along with a very palpable sense of security and suffering. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. It's about you, about the fact that you reunite with the sweetened fantasies related to marriage that were dancing in your eyes the day you two posed for the wedding album. Only now do you know that marriage is not a destination; it is a journey full of exaltation and boredom alike.


Waking up from a beautiful dream and seeing the raw light of the morning may not seem like a reason to celebrate. But is. Because after giving up those stories of eternal ecstasy, you will see that the reality of marriage is much richer and more fulfilling than you ever imagined. It's hard, yes. It's also frustrating. But this reality is equally full of pleasant and intense charm and is much better than all fairy tales.


5.Cheese toast


6.Dishwasher


7.Black pants


At first, when people said, "Marriage means work," you thought work meant being patient with your husband when he forgot to lower the toilet lid. In your naivete, you think you're going to struggle to get used to some annoying habit, like the fact that he's cracking his wrists or squealing.


How nice it was to be so simple! But as you can see, people are not at all simple. Your husband has mysterious, twisted depths - and from his point of view, you look pretty complicated. You need to learn to know each other the same way you learned geography or physics at school. And if you got married, it doesn't mean it's over, but that you've been promoted to in-depth studies. This is because every time you think you have a good grasp of the subject, it changes. And so it is with you.


8.Target


9.My husband body


10.He will be missed


As two people grow and evolve, the real job of marriage is to find a way to communicate with each other and to educate each other in the process.


This is the strange beauty of marriage: it is full of difficult times and hard lessons, for which no one prepares you. But in the end, these are the things that enrich your life together - making your love deeper and stronger than it was in the beginning.


11.Do that thing


12.Eating pizza


13.Dating


14.All of our cabinets


15.Makes me mad


16.Bubble wrap


17.Take a nap


18.Every Tuesday


19.Random items


20.Four languages


21.Marriage is strange


22.Married 25 years


23.Grocery store


24.Laughting


25.Cold spouse


26.Accidentally scare


27.Always cold


28.Rum out


29.Stop breathing


30.Where is the remote?


31.Video call


32.Wash dishes for a month


33.Laundry to fold


34.Welcome to marriage


35.Finish the discussion


36.A man and a woman


37.Once married


38.Driving


39.Favourite spatula


40.Playing games


41.Secret to marriage


42.So mad


43.Day off


44.He was bored


45.Marriage be like


46.Iā€™m your wife


47.Kids to sleep


48.Marriage ends in IKEA


49.We roll them now


50.Secret to successful marriage




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