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In a recent interview, former US President Donald Trump stated that he is determined to return to the White House, so he will run in the 2024 elections.


Donald Trump, now 75, was the oldest White House president before Joe Biden, 78, was elected.


Donald Trump took his first steps in construction while still a student. He and his father bought a dilapidated complex in Cincinnati, Ohio. There were about 1,200 apartments in it. Surprisingly, the state subsidized the restoration of this project, called Swifton Village, so impressive that Trump, without spending a dime, did a complete restoration of the complex and sold it twice as much as they bought. As a result, Donald realized that the government was focused on providing housing to the people and was ready to help and provide assistance in every way possible, and he certainly knew how to get such help. This story was the beginning of Trump's prosperity as a major construction contractor.


However, this was not enough for Donald. His first projects were successful, but his goal was New York. Here it is, a city of opportunities with the chance to enter directly into the real estate market and turn into a great construction tycoon! He immediately moved to the metropolis, rented an apartment in Manhattan, which was not very luxurious, and examined the buildings with great diligence. As he gained knowledge, Donald was convinced that it would be useful for him to build his biggest business.


Bemorepanda collected some funny memes.


1.China ready for 2024


2.Mean Twitters


3.Unsafe vaccine


4.Trump back for memes


Trump was aware that he could only get good funding by rotation in certain circles, and he set himself the goal of becoming a member of the club of wealthy and influential French politicians and bankers. It was not easy to enter this closed club without a specific recommendation, but a young and ambitious businessman left and received a club card after meeting with the manager. Trump has entered the habitat of the powerful. The visitors of this institution were great bosses, successful models, top managers, oil magnates. Donald was expecting unimaginable offers and multi-million dollar contracts.


Despite a crushing start and useful contacts, Trump has been constantly plagued by failure. Perhaps because of his zeal and youth, he did not inspire confidence in serious developers, but wealth, it seems, has drifted away from him. However, Donald did not give up, on the contrary, the failures stimulated him and ignited in him the desire to achieve the goals at any cost.


With the financial support of his father, Trump entered into the first agreement with the bankrupt railroad company Penny Central Railroad. Donald bought the dilapidated Commodore Hotel near Grand Central Station. The future tycoon managed to persuade the authorities to postpone the payment of property taxes for 40 years and take out loans from banks worth seventy million dollars, and Hyatt Corporation to give its name. And now, instead of the dilapidated Commodore Hotel, the luxurious Grand Hyatt has been formed.


Trump's purchase of land in Atlantic City long before the legalization of the gambling business once again proved that he had a great instinct and luck, as the value of this land by 1982 exceeded $ 20 million.


5.Confused


6.Fkk the planet


7.Kat


But one of New York's biggest construction magnates, Donald Trump, has completed the Trump Tower project. In 1979, he rented a store building near the Tiffany boutique. At first, everything was not so smooth and the authorities did not want to meet him halfway, refusing to grant tax exemptions of millions of dollars. But he did not give up and after going through several court hearings he managed to provide benefits.


And so, three years later, on the corner of Fifth Avenue and 57th Street in Manhattan, one could contemplate the grand opening of the stunning 68-story, mixed-tower Trump Tower. Revenues from this construction exceeded all expectations, tourists just crowded to see the grandeur of the skyscrapers with its six-story atrium, pink marble ornaments and 80-foot waterfall, and celebrities rushed to rent the square here.


The 1980s saw the formation of the Trump Empire - all his projects turned into a gold mine. Such success dazzles Trump. Not being very modest, he became very self-confident, and when asked how things were going, the answer was, "It's good to be Donald."


Trump was expected to become president of the United States in the 1980s, but at the time, the arrow of Donald's political compass was constantly rushing between the right and the left. By 2009, he had more or less defined his own views and joined the Republican Party. They tried to nominate prominent economist and manager Donald to run in the 2011 presidential election, but the businessman said he was not ready to leave the private sector.


On June 16, 2015, Trump announced to the people of the United States that he had changed his mind, announcing that he was ready to fight for the presidency. Trump's presidential campaign was carefully thought out: first, he visited New Hampshire, traditionally considered a Republican stronghold, and then toured Nevada and California, states that had previously received a solid financial infusion from Donald. Trump has also held rallies in support of the electorate.


Trump's popularity has been influenced by his character: the newly-elected politician is accustomed to speaking openly, without covering his speech with euphemisms. Thanks to this feature, he gained fame as an eccentric who tells the truth.


The main messages of the Trump campaign were related to the following areas of American society: immigration, health, economics and domestic politics ... The Republican was extremely cold to the people of Mexico and the Middle East. If he wins the election, Trump has threatened to build an analogue of the Great Wall of China on the border with Mexico. Trump has also repeatedly called for the immediate elimination of the ISIS armed forces.


8.Who is missing Trump


9.Good old times


10.Liberals


11.Good quote


Donald Trump accuses Democrats of creating ISIS


Donald called for the cancellation of Barack Obama's medical program, saying that providing it is too expensive for the state and that he will easily find more efficient and cheaper methods for taxpayers.


In the economic sector, even Democrats have listened to the billionaire; he argued for the need to return production to the United States, increase taxes on the goods of American companies made abroad, and also argued for the need for a trade war with China.


Donald Trump's outrageous video of Vladimir Putin


More broadly, he outlined his point in the book "A crippled America", published in 2015. According to Forbes magazine, in 2016, Donald Trump's fortune exceeded the threshold of 4 billion dollars. It continued to grow, including through real estate licensing - the developers themselves paid Trump to build and sell new projects on his behalf.


In March 2016, Donald Trump was named the most likely Republican presidential candidate, predicting that he will face Hillary Clinton in the final round of elections.


12.Spray tan


13.Hate Trump


14.Hey Siri


15.Under Trump


16.Kazahstan


17.Dangerous


18.Epstein


19.Trump 2024


20.Jenius


21.So hard to find


22.Ging


23.2024 be like


24.Waiting


25.Highschool


26.Hair


27.Own social media


28.Economy


29.I bet Trump


30.Whos with me


31.Talk about Trump


32.Negroes


33.Trump took them all out


34.What?


35.Success stories


36.He does


37.Help Kevin


38.Voted


39.Fit the theory


40.POS


41.Ready


42.Go to the moon


43.Changing facts


44.Behind the desk


45.The truth


46.Trump won


47.In Trump we trust


48.HB


49.Talk about Trump


50.Pretty cool



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Alexander Grigorievich Lukashenko is the first and only president of the Republic of Belarus, whom the people have trusted for more than two decades. In the world community, the Belarusian leader is called the last dictator of Europe with a hint of his undemocratic rule.

 

He is also well known for the funny, rather sarcastic phrases he says. His phrases are immediately about the dictatorship, the system and the people of the country. Bemorepanda collected the 50 funniest quotes of the Belarusian president.

 

 

1.

It's better to be a dictator than gay.

 

2.

There are dictators a bit worse than me, no? I'm the lesser evil already.

 

3.

If someone is a lesbian, it's man's fault

 

4.

I ask myself what is a dictator? I don't understand. It is some kind of terrible person, a bad person. But I am not frightening. I am not a bad person at all.

 

5.

Belarus is not a superpower, but we pay a lot of attention to sports.

 

6.

Look outside the window. Do you see the fence outside the palace? Do you see any guards? This is a country where everyone is safe.

 

7.

I really like to play football, hockey, but more often I play alone.

 

8.

Belarus stood on the edge of an abyss, and I helped her take a step forward.

 

9.

We solved this problem in a narrow circle of limited people.

 

10.

Milosevic was an outstanding politician who gave his all to serving his fatherland.

 

 

11.

I promise that by the New Year every Belarusian will have normal human eggs on the table.

 

12.

We will widen this bottleneck and increase the birth rate.

 

13.

You will live badly, but not for long!

 

14.

In my view this is not democracy, but a zoo.... It was exactly what we expected, but not on that scale nor in that form. In a word, it was nothing but a zoo, you can't put it better

 

15.

If you don't have money for a restaurant, talk to a girl in your student residence. Buy kefir and a bun.

 

16.

Who drinks - better not vote for me, I will not be friends with such.

 

17.

Whoever drinks will not have normal children. We will fight this evil as the most terrible evil. And it turns out - he got drunk, accidentally gave birth, and you, Lukashenko, grow this child. And there are 35 thousand such children in our country.

 

18.

The Belarusian people took a chance and elected me President. This is extremely rare in history and may not be more.

 

19.

A thug only understands you when you speak his language

 

20.

As a child, I grew up among animals and plants.

 

 

21.

I will not lead my state after the civilized world.

 

22.

I worked in the village and lived with the men.

 

23.

The Internet is such a trash, in which everything is there and even useful.

 

24.

A philosophical thought has fallen upon me, so to speak! I just have to be in the center now!

 

25.

The uniqueness of the situation in Belarus lies in the fact that I owe nothing to anyone.

 

26.

For the sake of maintaining peace in the country, I am ready to sacrifice my own mind!

 

27.

Lukashenka cannot steal. Understand you - there is nowhere to hide.

 

28.

We will provide them with humanitarian aid ... with weapons.

 

29.

I went in - aerobics. They showed me there because I had never seen aerobics. I immediately said: “These beauties would be on skis!"

 

30.

I really love sports - this is my best quality.

 

 

31.

Why should a pensioner travel for free ... everything is nearby, both the pharmacy and the store ... was it in vain that they built?

 

32.

Our family has one, one and a half, two children maximum!

 

33.

You asked for rain - I gave you rain!

 

34.

We do not need such a democracy with hubbub. We need democracy when a person works, receives at least some salary in order to buy bread, milk, sour cream, cottage cheese, sometimes a piece of meat to feed a child, and so on. Well, let's not eat a lot with meat in the summer.

 

35.

Losing a teacher - the end, we will go drunk and bad.

 

36.

For the first time in the last ten years, on the night of 31st to 1st, absolutely all Minsk residents - 2 million people took to the streets. I didn't expect 2 million to be on the streets. I would also come to see this miracle from my forest.

 

37.

What I have not seen there in Europe! Everything is dirty! People rub against each other ...

 

38.

I felt the warheads with my own hands and I know that no one will take them off.

 

39.

I don’t want to talk about any Barroso (President of the European Commission), other goats, bulls and others ... Goats - they are goats ...

 

40.

Humanitarian aid is free, it is for the people, including scientists and officials.

 

41.

There should be at least warm water in the evening so that a young milkmaid can come home after work, to wash with her husband in bed.

 

42.

Well, a dictator, so a dictator. This also has a certain payoff. This is the last! Can you imagine? Last! If you didn’t come here, where would you meet and talk to him in your life.

 

43.

Determine where people should gather for rallies, especially oppositionists and other rabble!

 

44.

I am an ardent opponent of benefits. In all elections I usually say: “Down with benefits!”, And the people happily support me: “Hurray! Down with benefits! "

 

45.

Belarus is like a crystal vessel, a weak crystal vessel, which I have been carrying in my hands for two decades and I'm afraid to drop it.

 

46.

There are figures who go to jail themselves. They say that Lukashenka was imprisoned. I'm not planting anyone! I protect so that I don't go to jail. And he stretches out his hands: cling to his handcuffs.

 

47.

This is very Belarusian: first to do something very carefully, and then to refine it.

 

48.

Respect the Belarusian people, be patient with Lukashenka.

 

49.

I have heard that I am criticized for kissing the Koran. Erdogan was presented with the Koran, he kissed him. They gave me the same one, but what should I have done? Someone already thinks that they baptized me.

 

50.

We support them, we give money so that there is something to drink and eat.

 

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