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Football is one of the most popular sports - the "king sport," which provokes great passion and emotions among the supporters.

 

Top football memes

 

FIFA (International Football Federation) statistics show that more than 270 million people worldwide, from more than 200 countries, especially in Europe, Asia, South America, and Africa, play regular football: professionals or amateurs, men, and women who love this sport.

 

1. Two, please

 

2. He’s just a child

 

3. A free kick

 

Read here 50 fascinating facts about the UEFA Champions League that you need to know.

 

Football's (official) birth in Europe dates back to the 19th century, 1863, when rugby football split into rugby and football in England, with the latter establishing stringent rules. Clear. However, the distant origin of football is in ancient China, around the third century BC, in a game called "cuju," which was practiced as a kind of training for soldiers. They had to control the ball (which was filled with animal hair) with their foot, chest, calves, and shoulders.

 

The oldest football club, recognized internationally, was established in England in 1857 - FC Sheffield - still operating today, but at the amateur level. Initially, as there were no other clubs, the matches were played between FC Sheffield members; the criteria according to which the teams were formed were: married versus unmarried, unemployed versus employees, etc. In 1860, when a second club was set up in the same city - FC Hallam - the first club match was held every year.

 

The first football league was also created in England in 1888 by the president of the Aston Villa club in Birmingham and consisted of 12 teams.

 

 

4. Hear me out

 

5. Coming through

 

6. Good meme

 

The first international football match took place in 1872, between England and Scotland, in Glasgow and ended 0 - 0. The players wore "knickerbockers" (shorts) and hats or caps, this clothing detail (hat/hat) being preserved until the beginning of the twentieth century.

 

At the first club matches, the balls were not spherical. It was customary to inflate a pig's bladder, tie it at both ends, and wrap it in leather, giving it an oval shape. Also, the balls were lighter at first (340 - 425 grams), but in 1937, increasing to 396 - 453 grams. The first modern soccer ball was made in 1870, with an elastic rubber insert in a leather cover, an invention of Richard Lindon, who is said to have revolutionized the game of football with his idea.

 

The rules of the football game, established in 1863 at the time of its establishment, did not mention, until 1875, the existence of a crossbar for the goal, only the vertical bars. Therefore, to score a dream, it was enough for the ball to pass between the vertical bars, regardless of height.

 

The old tactics of the game were very similar to those of rugby today - the teams had strong attackers and, when offside, they attacked in groups to take the ball to the opponent's goal.

 

7. Tom and Jerry

 

8. Babbage

 

9. Off the palette

 

The fouls and the arbitrators did not appear in the initial regulations, considering they do not commit intentional "mistakes." Various events on the field could be challenged in discussions with the captains and then with the players. The referees first appeared in the area in 1891.

 

The penalty kick appeared in football only in the twentieth century and could be executed from a line 11 meters from the goal and parallel to it. The goalkeeper could approach up to 5.5 meters of the executor.

 

Until about 1912, goalkeepers could use their hands in play on their entire half of the field, and the goalie's suit could only be blue, white, or orange/yellow.

 

FIFA Chief Referee Ken Aston inspired the yellow and red cards at a traffic light on Kensington High Street in London during a walk as he thought of ways to mark warnings and exclusions in the game. 

 

At first, the breaks between innings did not have a pre-determined duration. The break lasted as long as the players could wash, change equipment, have a snack, and drink tea before the second half.

 

10. I Just lost

 

11. Dear diary

 

12. OMG, a ball

 

The fastest goal in football history was scored in the second 2.8, by the Uruguayan Ricardo Olivera, in 1998.

 

Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo holds the most records - the most goals scored by a footballer in the Champions League in a season (17), the most FIFA World Player trophies (3), the first Portuguese footballer to win the Golden Ball five times, and the second, after Messi, who won the "Golden Ice" three times, etc.

 

In football, most consider that the greatest footballer is the Argentine Maradona, sharing with the Brazilian Pele the title of "Player of the Century" award by FIFA.

Most own goals in a match belong to Stade Olympique de L’Emyrne, Madagascar, which, in 2006, in the game against A.S. In addition, he scored 149 own goals.

 

The opening match of the famous Wembley Stadium in London (where the EURO 2020 UEFA final will also take place), which took place in 1923, was attended by 190,000 spectators.

 

The highest number of spectators present at a football match was recorded in 1950, during the final of the World Cup in Brazil, the game being played between the national teams of Brazil and Uruguay, in the Maracana stadium. One hundred ninety-nine thousand eight hundred fifty-four spectators were about to see this match.

 

13. They going to kiss

 

14. Spot the ball

 

15. Cool handbag

 

16. Snickers

 

The game rules were outlined in the mid-19th century to standardize the practices of a wide variety of similar games played in UK schools. Cambridge rules, identical to those of today, were created at Trinity College, Cambridge, in 1848, at a meeting of representatives of several colleges: Eton College, Harrow School, Rugby School, Winchester College, and Shrewsbury School. But they were far from universal rules. In the 1850s, many clubs were formed, independent of schools or universities, that played various forms of football. Many used their own rules, the best example being Sheffield F.C. (former Harrow School students). It was founded in 1857, and its rules led to the formation of the Sheffield & Hallamshire Football Federation in 1867. In 1862, John Charles Thring of Uppingham School created another commonly used set of rules.

 

These efforts led to the founding of the Football Federation (FA) in 1863, which first met on October 26, 1863, at Freemason's Tavern in Great Queen Street, London. The only school that was represented at this meeting was Charterhouse School. Freemason’s Tavern was the meeting place for the Federation for another five meetings, between October and December. During this time, the first comprehensive set of rules was born. At the last meeting, the first treasurer of the FA, who was the Blackheath representative, withdrew his club from the FA, due to the exclusion from the rules, at the previous meeting, two basic rules: the first was the one that allowed running with the ball in his hands and the second, the possibility of stopping the opponent by hitting him in the "whistle, by shooting, or by holding. Other English rugby clubs followed suit and did not join the FA. But in 1871, they formed the Rugby Football Union. The remaining 11 clubs in the FA, led by Ebenezer Cobb Morley, have ratified the first 14 rules of the game. Despite this, the Sheffield club continued to play by its own rules until the 1870s.

 

Today the rules of the game are set by the International Football Association Board (IFAB). It was founded in 1886 after a meeting of the English Football Federation, the Scottish Football Federation, the Welsh Football Federation, and the Irish Football Federation in Manchester.

 

In 1888, Aston Villa club president William McGregor formed the first football league in England. The original format contained 12 teams from central and northern England.

 

The FIFA International Football Federation was formed in Paris in 1904, and its representatives decided to adopt the rules created by IFAB. The growing popularity of the game led to the union of the representatives of the two federations (FIFA and IFAB). Today, their leadership consists of 4 FIFA representatives and 1 representative from each British federation.

Football is popular with both children and adults.

 

17. Mom, I’m in

 

18. Screenshot

 

19. Innocent

 

20. At twitter

 

21. Yes

 

22. Still open

 

23. Cheerleading

 

24. Last month

 

25. Blade grass

 

26. Messi coming

 

27. What?

 

28. Bad boy

 

29. Love football

 

30. About relationship

 

31. Sold

 

32. Not coming home

 

33. Ronaldo

 

34. Happiness

 

35. Championship

 

36. In my head

 

37. Nutshell

 

38. Let’s dance

 

39. Something in the air

 

40. It’s gone

 

41. Nothing

 

42. Messi

 

43. Evolution

 

44. I got two

 

45. Football season

 

46. That’s why

 

47. Kane

 

48. Headphones

 

49. Slow motion

 

50. Complete list

 

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Christmas in America has long been no longer a religious holiday, but more of a family holiday, when everyone gathers at home. Considering that the United States is a mixture-country of emigrants, it is only natural that all traditions are mixed.

 

The most wonderful feature of American Christmas is that it has a "free-spirit", meaning there are no strict rules and each family invents traditions according to their taste. Breaking with traditions, in fact, is a new trend. In recent years, more and more families are abandoning homemade food and making reservations for an evening at a restaurant with live music, or going to the movies. Hollywood and independent movie studios are preparing special Christmas movies for the whole family.

 

However, it is a tradition that has survived for generations, namely "the apple pie", ie the apple pie. It is quite possible that the baking survived because it is delicious and brings back pleasant memories.

 

Traditionally, it is baked at home, but the shops offer a wonderful collection of baked goods of all kinds and if you don't want to spend a whole day in the kitchen, there are a lot of alternatives available: with apples, cherries, peaches or apricots. Sweets are generally the fault of the holidays.

Everyone has a favorite "sin." For us, it is dark chocolate, the higher the percentage of cocoa, the better: 80% -90% is perfect.

 

And just like delicious chocolate, we have funny Christmas memes for you. Bemorepanda loves Christmas and winter holidays!

 

Christmas Tree and Cats

 

Congratulations on Christmas

Dashing Through The Snow

 

Do You Know What I Got For Christmas

 

Don’t Blame The Holidays

 

I Destroyed Your Gifts

 

On Christmas

 

Lack Of Christmas Spirit Disturbing

 

I Juanna Wish You A Merry Christmas

 

I Noticed You Said Merry Christmas

 

It’ph Chriphtmaph

 

I’ve Seen Your Facebook Statuses

 

Merry Christmas Everyone

 

Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal

 

Oh Chrismas Weave

 

Santa Claus Was Real

 

Single Bells

 

Works 1 Day A Year

 

You Want A Pony For Christmas

 

Christmas Is Cancelled

 

Christmas Is Almost Here

 

Merry Christmas

 

It’s Advent

 

It’s The Most Terrible Time Of The Year

 

Santa I Want My Gift

 

Merry Christmas

 

Naughty Or Nice

 

Remember Always Smile

 

Santa Gave Me Some Coal

 

So Excited

 

The Worst Part About Christmas

 

Christmas Is Too Mainstream

 

We Love Holidays

 

What Do You Mean

 

Wreck The Tree

 

Brace yourself

Brace yourself Merry christmas Meme

 

Diabeetus

Diabeetus Merry christmas Meme

Have a Merry Christmas

Have a Merry christmas Meme

I Find Your Lack Of Cheer Disturbing

I feel lack of cheer Merry christmas Meme

 

Merry Christmas Just Kidding

Just kidding Merry christmas Meme

 

Hoe Hoe Hoe

Merry kiss my ass Merry christmas Meme

 

My Girlfriend Just Broke Up With Me

My girlfriend just broke up with me Merry christmas Meme

 

One Does Not Simply

One does not simply Merry christmas Meme

 

Merry Christmas

Sexy thing Merry christmas Meme

 

One Does Not Simply Play Christmas Songs

Play christmas songs in november Merry christmas Meme

 

Wow Such Festive

Such festive Merry christmas Meme

 

Texted All My Friends

Texted my friends Merry christmas Meme

 

Know What Happened

What happened to santa Merry christmas Meme

 

When You Think Of Really Funny Christmas Memes

When you think of christmas memes Merry christmas Meme

 

Why Is Santa’s Sack So Big

Why santa's sack Merry christmas Meme

 

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Bemorepanda is already in full spirit of the New Year. The air literally smells of Christmas holidays and surprises. Many have already decorated the trees with colorful garlands, New Year's lights and rain. But how can you make the main "heroine" of the New Year's atmosphere different and mega creative?

 

After viewing the photos in this collection, you can add new, crazy and cheerful colors to the festive image of the New Year tree. Experiment, don't be afraid to make a cool style, break all stereotypes! We have been looking forward to this holiday for a whole year, so we have fun!

 

An elegant New Year tree is always the main decoration of the holiday. But there are such trees that not only the New Year's mood will disappear, but also the desire to celebrate this holiday. Be careful and after viewing this post, be sure to look at something beautiful to neutralize the effect.

 

1.Christmas attack

 

2.Invisible tree

 

3.Scary Christmas

 

4.Book tree

 

5.Minimalistic tree

 

6.Upside down tree

 

7.Anti-cats

 

8.Monster tree

 

9.Man dream

 

10.Teleporting

 

11.Star wars tree

 

12.No decorations

 

13.Expectations vs reality

 

14.Ready for a scary Christmas

 

15.Protecting the tree

 

16.Beer tree

 

17.Coronavirus tree

 

18.Two sides

 

19.Do not cross

 

20.Remember the movie?

 

21.Modern tree

 

22.Householding tree

 

23.I'm not here

 

24.Keeping the tree safe

 

25.Not for this house

 

26.Santa tree

 

27.A great tree

 

28.Two sides

 

29.Inventive tree

 

30.Cookies monster

 

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