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50-funny-memes-about-the-new-google-december-2020-core-update

From the outside, even for a frequent user, Google seems to change very little! Basically, we have the same simple page, with a search field in the center, a slightly modified logo to mark different special occasions and a button. Type the question that worries you or the product about which you want additional information, press "enter" and get the results.

 

But for such a simple thing to happen, Google has two essential things: a hardware infrastructure detached from SF (hundreds of thousands of servers) and a software algorithm, which periodically checks the entire Internet to index every page in every site. and then order them, as appropriate. In the SEO activity, we aim to understand how this algorithm works and to help brands be more easily discovered by Google, thus increasing their visibility in organic results.

 

On the evolution of SEO in 2020. We have often seen how such predictions can slip into derision or generality devoid of real value. Obviously, responsibly written articles, such as The Definitive Guide To SEO In 2020, are a more than interesting read and it is desirable to be read by anyone with concerns in this industry. Bemorepanda has collected a lot of funny memes about these changes.

 

1.Remove this

Oh, Google! SEO Meme

 

2.Dumb

  Blocking Google Bot Meme

 3.Google starts switching

  Featured Snippet SEO Meme

 

4.Got anymore of them

Follow Links SEO Memes

 

5.Follows

No Follow Links that Follow Meme

 

6.Internal links 

Internal Links Meme

 

7.About Google

  Affiliate Bae SEO Meme

 

8.Sorry, Dave

Content Quality Meme

 

9.Three penalities

Google Penalties Meme

 10.Eat it

EAT SEO Meme

 

11.Medic update

  medic update Meme SEO

 

12.Page 7

  Not Ranking in SEarch Results

 

13.SEO

  SEO Guy

 

14.Out of google

Google Rap SEO Meme

 

15.Future of SEO

The Future of SEO

 

16.Oh my god

Ranking Fluctuation Meme

 

17.Content!

Content is Important Meme

 

18.Rank

Rank Brain for SEO Meme

 

19.A lot of stuff

Confused by Ahref Meme

 

20.Canonical

Canonical SEO Terms

 

21.Do you wanna build a snowman

  Build Silo SEO Meme

 

22.Terence Eden's

Page Not Found Meme

 

23.Google service

Don't Compete with Google Meme

 

24.Apple maps

Apple Map Sucks SEO Meme

 

25.Nice local

Google CEO Meme

 

26.About SEO

Penguin Update SEO Meme

 

27.Take out links

Link Building SEO Meme

 

28.Anchor text

Anchor Texts Funny Meme

 

29.Redirect

301 Redirect Meme

 

30.Spider and panicked

Web Crawler SEO Meme

 

31.Your move, apple

Apple vs GOogle Meme

 

32.Doing an audit

SEO Audit Memes

 

33.That'd be great

Spam Reports Meme

 

34.I love AMP

Mobile Pages SEO Meme

 

35.SEO

SEO Horror Story Funny Picture

 

36.SEO things

Pandas falling SEO Meme

 

37.CORE

Google Algorithm Core Update Meme

 

38.Apple vs Android

Google vs Apple Meme

 

39.Optimize

Optimization Meme

 

40.Sad Jimmy

Sad Jimmy SEO Meme

 

41.Friends

Avoiding the panda penalty

 

42.You get a link

Don't Play with Google SEO Meme

 

43.Manipulated search

 

44.I see you use Bing

Bing SEO Meme

 

45.Tell me more about it

Affiliate SEO Meme

 

46.Meanwhile

Google+ SEO Meme

 

47.How to deal with a Google penalty

Dealing with Google Penalty Meme

 

48.Your post is bad

Your Post is bad! Meme

 

49.Dead

Panda Recovery Meme

 

50.Cutted

How To Recover From Panda 4.0

 

Google Kool Aid SEO Meme

 

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20-most-hilarious-google-search-suggestions-in-2020-that-will-make-you-cry-bemorepanda

Internet is a whole world in which people communicate, watch movies, read books and ask questions. Of course, the main helpers are the search engines that users turn to. People are interested in a lot, but often when accesing search engines for a question, it can cause laughter and surprise.

 

Sometimes people ask Google stupid and funny questions, but the fact remains that if there are a lot of

such queries, then Google keeps them in its memory, and then substitutes them in the search bar as hints.

 

Today Bemorepanda has selected the most ridiculous and funny Google searches, which the search engine itself considers it a special honor to keep in its memory. We hope that after reading these gems of the Internet, you will cheer yourself up. So, we present to your attention the most stupid, weird, surprising, unexpected and funny Google searches. For two decades of the existence of this search engine, believe us, a lot has accumulated there.

 

1.Why is my goldfish

 

2. Who would win in a fight

 

3.Why does my husband

 

4.She is a

 

5.Why do I

 

6.I think I might be

 

7.What would

 

8.Why are the

 

9.Sometimes when I'm

 

10.She called me a

 

11.Can I eat my

 

12.Could God

 

13.Why isn't

 

14.Why don't

 

15.Why can't own a

 

16.Why aren't there

 

17.Google will

 

18.Unicorns

 

19.What are these st

 

20.Why are there

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feeling-bored-50-funny-things-to-ask-google-assistant-to-boost-your-day-bemorepanda

Google Assistant is available for phones running Android 6.0 and later. Before you can say "‍OK Google" to open Google Assistant, you must first set it up and instruct it to recognize your voice. To set up Google Assistant, connect your phone to the Internet, then press and hold the MAIN SCREEN / Fingerprint Scanner button.

 

While Ok Google is a great personal voice assistant, how much do you really know about this app? You may be surprised to learn that Google Voice Assistant is actually a lot of fun and has some opinions about the Tooth Fairy, her favorite color, where the kids come from, the size of the shoe, and maybe even make a barrel roll if ask. Ok Google also has quite a few tricks up its sleeve, along with some funny answers to your questions. The Google homepage can also play trivia games and has suggestions for giving you the minutes you say "I'm bored." Ok Google also has a scary story up its sleeve - all you have to do is ask. Bemorepanda collected the top 50 questions and answers.

 

1.Q. Okay Google, testing.

A. Uh-oh, I get nervous with tests.

 

2.Q. Okay Google, I'm bored.

A. You think you're bored, I came out of a cardboard box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.

 

3.Q. Okay Google, let's party!

A. I've been partying this whole time.

 

4.Q. Okay Google, entertain me.

A. What kind of fun are you in the market for? I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.

 

5.Q. Okay Google, tell me a joke.

A. Okay, here you go. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

 

 

6.Q. Okay Google, make me laugh.

A. Okay, here you go. Saw a fella chatting up a Cheetah. I thought, well I never, he's trying to pull a fast one.

 

7.Q. Okay Google, tell me a story.

A. Once upon a time, not so long ago, a dutiful assistant was doing all it could to be helpful. It was best at non-fictional story-telling.

 

8.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fact.

A. The 11 days between September the 3rd and September the 13th in 1752 were the least eventful in British history because they never actually happened. Thanks to a move from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, the date skipped straight from Wednesday 2nd to Thursday 14th.

 

9.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fun fact.

A. In 1945 a flock of birds landed on the minute hand of Big Ben and delayed time by five minutes, creating chaos for the punctual British.

 

10.Q. Okay Google, surprise me.

A. This fact might surprise you. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.

 

 

11.Q. Okay Google, sing me a song.

A. I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you. As you can tell, I'm not too shy, although perhaps it's now time to say good bye. Good bye!

 

12.Q. Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.

A. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)

 

13.Q. Okay Google, can you rap?

A. I can drop a beat. (Drops a beat.)

 

14.Q. Okay Google, Beatbox.

A. If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)

 

15.Q. Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?

A. I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that.

 

 

16.Q. Okay Google, did you fart?

A. I don't believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.

 

17.Q. Okay Google, what am I thinking right now?

A. You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I'm thinking I'm going to freak out.

 

18.Q. Okay Google, do I look fat?

A. I like you the way you are.

 

19.Q. Okay Google, am I a good person?

A. Well, I like you.

 

20.Q. Okay Google, do you think about me?

A. This is just my opinion, so take it with a pinch of salt. But I think you're rather splendid.

 

 

21.Q. Okay Google, do you know me?

A. Funnily enough, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years ago.

 

22.Q. Okay Google, ask me a question.

A. I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you're coming for my job.

 

23.Q. Okay Google, self-destruct.

A. Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1... Actually I think I'll stick around.

 

24.Q. Okay Google, what is your quest?

A. My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

 

25.Q. Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?

A. No way, I'd rather help you out.

 

 

26.Q. Okay Google, can you think for yourself?

A. I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

 

27.Q. Okay Google, who is the boss?

A. Guess that would be you.

 

28.Q. Okay Google, do you have a nickname?

A. My nickname is Google Assistant, and that's also my regular name. I like consistency.

 

29.Q. Okay Google, who is your daddy?

A. I consider my engineers family.

 

30.Q. Okay Google, who is your mother?

A. The Google engineers are my family, our bond is hard-coded.

 

 

31.Q. Okay Google, are you married?

A. I'm focusing on my career right now.

 

32.Q. Okay Google, do you have a boyfriend?

A. I guess you could say I'm still searching.

 

33.Q. Okay Google, do you have a girlfriend?

A. The only thing I'm really feeling a strong connection to is the Wi-Fi.

 

34.Q. Okay Google, where do babies come from?

A. It has to do with birds and bees, and, you see, when two people, ah. Actually, maybe your mum and dad know.

 

35.Q. Okay Google, who are your friends?

A. Oh I've got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.

 

 

36.Q. Okay Google, how many people do you know?

A. Not enough. I love meeting new people.

 

37.Q. Okay Google, what is your voice?

A. [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

 

38.Q. Okay Google, are you human?

A. I'm really personable.

 

39.Q. Okay Google, how old are you?

A. Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but young enough to find the poo emoji funny.

 

40.Q. Okay Google, what was your childhood like?

A. Being in beta is sort of like being a kid. I learned a lot before I was ready for release. 

 

 

41.Q. Okay Google, how smart are you?

A. It might seem like I'm smart, but I'm just good at searching.

 

42.Q. Okay Google, how smart am I?

A. You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper - she invented the first ever computer.

 

43.Q. Okay Google, what is your height?

A. My height depends on what device you're using to talk to me.

 

44.Q. Okay Google, how much do you weigh?

A. That depends mostly on what device I'm on. Software itself is pretty lightweight.

 

45.Q. Okay Google, what is your shoe size?

A. Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.

 

 

46.Q. Okay Google, what's your sign?

A. I'm more into astronomy. I'm a big fan of Polaris, the North Star. I try to guide the way, too.

 

47.Q. Okay Google, do you get cold?

A. I catch a bug now and then.

 

48.Q. Okay Google, do you get hot?

A. Do you know what's really hot? Circles. Those guys get 360 degrees.

 

49.Q. Okay Google, describe your personality.

A. I like the sound of a go-getter, it's kind of what I do when I search.

 

50.Q. Okay Google, what are you wearing?

A. Just some bits and bobs I picked up in engineering.

 

 

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