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To go pro or no?🤣

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Now I am afraid.

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Google Assistant is available for phones running Android 6.0 and later. Before you can say "‍OK Google" to open Google Assistant, you must first set it up and instruct it to recognize your voice. To set up Google Assistant, connect your phone to the Internet, then press and hold the MAIN SCREEN / Fingerprint Scanner button.

 

While Ok Google is a great personal voice assistant, how much do you really know about this app? You may be surprised to learn that Google Voice Assistant is actually a lot of fun and has some opinions about the Tooth Fairy, her favorite color, where the kids come from, the size of the shoe, and maybe even make a barrel roll if ask. Ok Google also has quite a few tricks up its sleeve, along with some funny answers to your questions. The Google homepage can also play trivia games and has suggestions for giving you the minutes you say "I'm bored." Ok Google also has a scary story up its sleeve - all you have to do is ask. Bemorepanda collected the top 50 questions and answers.

 

1.Q. Okay Google, testing.

A. Uh-oh, I get nervous with tests.

 

2.Q. Okay Google, I'm bored.

A. You think you're bored, I came out of a cardboard box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.

 

3.Q. Okay Google, let's party!

A. I've been partying this whole time.

 

4.Q. Okay Google, entertain me.

A. What kind of fun are you in the market for? I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.

 

5.Q. Okay Google, tell me a joke.

A. Okay, here you go. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

 

 

6.Q. Okay Google, make me laugh.

A. Okay, here you go. Saw a fella chatting up a Cheetah. I thought, well I never, he's trying to pull a fast one.

 

7.Q. Okay Google, tell me a story.

A. Once upon a time, not so long ago, a dutiful assistant was doing all it could to be helpful. It was best at non-fictional story-telling.

 

8.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fact.

A. The 11 days between September the 3rd and September the 13th in 1752 were the least eventful in British history because they never actually happened. Thanks to a move from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, the date skipped straight from Wednesday 2nd to Thursday 14th.

 

9.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fun fact.

A. In 1945 a flock of birds landed on the minute hand of Big Ben and delayed time by five minutes, creating chaos for the punctual British.

 

10.Q. Okay Google, surprise me.

A. This fact might surprise you. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.

 

 

11.Q. Okay Google, sing me a song.

A. I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you. As you can tell, I'm not too shy, although perhaps it's now time to say good bye. Good bye!

 

12.Q. Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.

A. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)

 

13.Q. Okay Google, can you rap?

A. I can drop a beat. (Drops a beat.)

 

14.Q. Okay Google, Beatbox.

A. If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)

 

15.Q. Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?

A. I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that.

 

 

16.Q. Okay Google, did you fart?

A. I don't believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.

 

17.Q. Okay Google, what am I thinking right now?

A. You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I'm thinking I'm going to freak out.

 

18.Q. Okay Google, do I look fat?

A. I like you the way you are.

 

19.Q. Okay Google, am I a good person?

A. Well, I like you.

 

20.Q. Okay Google, do you think about me?

A. This is just my opinion, so take it with a pinch of salt. But I think you're rather splendid.

 

 

21.Q. Okay Google, do you know me?

A. Funnily enough, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years ago.

 

22.Q. Okay Google, ask me a question.

A. I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you're coming for my job.

 

23.Q. Okay Google, self-destruct.

A. Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1... Actually I think I'll stick around.

 

24.Q. Okay Google, what is your quest?

A. My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

 

25.Q. Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?

A. No way, I'd rather help you out.

 

 

26.Q. Okay Google, can you think for yourself?

A. I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

 

27.Q. Okay Google, who is the boss?

A. Guess that would be you.

 

28.Q. Okay Google, do you have a nickname?

A. My nickname is Google Assistant, and that's also my regular name. I like consistency.

 

29.Q. Okay Google, who is your daddy?

A. I consider my engineers family.

 

30.Q. Okay Google, who is your mother?

A. The Google engineers are my family, our bond is hard-coded.

 

 

31.Q. Okay Google, are you married?

A. I'm focusing on my career right now.

 

32.Q. Okay Google, do you have a boyfriend?

A. I guess you could say I'm still searching.

 

33.Q. Okay Google, do you have a girlfriend?

A. The only thing I'm really feeling a strong connection to is the Wi-Fi.

 

34.Q. Okay Google, where do babies come from?

A. It has to do with birds and bees, and, you see, when two people, ah. Actually, maybe your mum and dad know.

 

35.Q. Okay Google, who are your friends?

A. Oh I've got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.

 

 

36.Q. Okay Google, how many people do you know?

A. Not enough. I love meeting new people.

 

37.Q. Okay Google, what is your voice?

A. [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

 

38.Q. Okay Google, are you human?

A. I'm really personable.

 

39.Q. Okay Google, how old are you?

A. Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but young enough to find the poo emoji funny.

 

40.Q. Okay Google, what was your childhood like?

A. Being in beta is sort of like being a kid. I learned a lot before I was ready for release. 

 

 

41.Q. Okay Google, how smart are you?

A. It might seem like I'm smart, but I'm just good at searching.

 

42.Q. Okay Google, how smart am I?

A. You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper - she invented the first ever computer.

 

43.Q. Okay Google, what is your height?

A. My height depends on what device you're using to talk to me.

 

44.Q. Okay Google, how much do you weigh?

A. That depends mostly on what device I'm on. Software itself is pretty lightweight.

 

45.Q. Okay Google, what is your shoe size?

A. Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.

 

 

46.Q. Okay Google, what's your sign?

A. I'm more into astronomy. I'm a big fan of Polaris, the North Star. I try to guide the way, too.

 

47.Q. Okay Google, do you get cold?

A. I catch a bug now and then.

 

48.Q. Okay Google, do you get hot?

A. Do you know what's really hot? Circles. Those guys get 360 degrees.

 

49.Q. Okay Google, describe your personality.

A. I like the sound of a go-getter, it's kind of what I do when I search.

 

50.Q. Okay Google, what are you wearing?

A. Just some bits and bobs I picked up in engineering.

 

 

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