Apple's presentation calendar is predictable and every fan knows it by heart. It just so happened that every autumn the manufacturer presents new iPhones to the public. The only exception was in spring 2016, when the company introduced the iPhone SE in March.

 

The annual show with the release of the next iPhone in 2020 dragged on for understandable and not very reasons. The pandemic, economic uncertainty, disrupted production ties and Apple's adoption of new technologies for it cost the company's fans an additional month of expectations. But they paid off a hundredfold - the iPhone is now four and they really look a step forward, unlike last year's 11th.

 

The smartphones were shown at Apple's second fall presentation, which took place online on October 13. Pre-orders for the iPhone 12 in Russia will start accepting from October 21, and for the iPhone 12 mini - from November 6. Live devices will go on sale at the same time as the rest of the world - October 23 and November 13, respectively. These dates also apply to the 12 Pro and 12 Pro Max.

 

Anyway people are making fun on the new release, the Iphone 12 will come without a charger and other interesting features, of course a new design. Let's take a look about what people are joking.

Bemorepanda collected this top of 30 funny jokes and memes about the new Iphone 12.

 

1.How do I charge this $1000 Iphone?

 

2.Apple users arguing about Iphone 12

 

3.Things we pass through

 

4.Rich kids when the Iphone is released

 

5.It's the environment

 

6.Payment method for Iphone 12

 

7.Do you guys like my Iphone 12?

 

8.Looking up news for Iphone 12

 

9.When you get the new Iphone 12

 

10.Iphone evolution

 

11.The same new Iphone

 

12.Me opening up an Onlyfans account

 

13.Steve Jobs must be turning in his grabe

 

14.Deal with it

 

15.Thats literally my stove

 

16.No Airpods, no charge just vibes

 

17.Iphone 5 and Iphone 12

 

18.Waiting forIphone 12 release

 

19.Iphone 12 is just Iphone 5 that graduated high school

 

20.About Iphone 12

 

21.Other phone manufactures

 

22.Upgraded from Iphone 5 to 11 ao waiting for Iphone 17

 

23.Iphone 12 gonna take pics like

 

24.Someone said that the Iphone 12 colors look like resonance album

 

25.Apple Event 2020

 

26.Iphone 12 stuff

 

27.This iphone 12 looking a lot like 30$ right now

 

28.Iphone 5 with full screen and they slap that 2 camera and call it Iphone 12

 

29.How it started and how it's going

 

30.Me going to the Apple Store

 

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Thanksgiving Day is an annual one-day celebration in which God is thanked for the richness of that year's harvest. Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States and on the second Monday in October in Canada.

 

Although Thanksgiving has historical roots in religious traditions, it also has a strong secular character. For Americans, Thanksgiving Day is primarily a family holiday, in which relatives, together, sacrifice a turkey in gratitude for the year that is nearing its end. Other traditional Thanksgiving dishes, in addition to stuffed turkey, are ham, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn and pumpkin pie.

 

In the United States, Thanksgiving parades are organized, during which school marching bands usually parade and various allegorical carriages are presented. Also in the United States, most businesses are closed on Thursdays and Fridays to allow employees to spend more time with family and friends. The only ones that remain open are the shops, Thanksgiving being followed by Black Friday, the day with the biggest discounts of the year.

 

It's time for everyone to gather at the table and share news and jokes. Bemorepanda has collected a top 40 jokes to share at the Thanksgiving Day table.

Jokes about turkey

1. "What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"
2. "Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" "He sensed fowl play."
3. "What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."
4. "Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."
5. "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
6. "Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?" "Because he will gobble it up."
7. "If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."

1. "What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."
2. "What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."
3. "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."
4. "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."
5. "Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play."
6. "How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" "He was already stuffed."
7. "What did the turkey say to the computer?" "Google, google."

 

 

Thanksgiving day jokes for children

 

1. "What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?" "A har-vest."
2. "Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"
3. "What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?" "Nothing—it's already stuffed."
4. "Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?" "Fangs-giving."
5. "What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?" "The turkey trot."
6. "What instrument does a turkey play?" "The drumsticks!"
7. "What kind of key can't open doors?" "A tur-key."
8. "What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?" "Wobble, wobble."

 

 

Jokes about Thanksgiving Day food

1. "What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash casserole."
2. "What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."
3. "What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."
4. "What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" "Peach gobbler!"
5. "Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" "It had 24 carrots."
6. "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
7. "Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."
8. "My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That's it. That's the joke."

 

 

Knock Knock jokes on Thanksgiving Day

1. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't drink eat this much!"
2. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Tamara." "Tamara who?" "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"
3. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body seen the turkey?"
4. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"
5. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Don." "Don who?" "Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."

 

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According to WHO, traditional folk or home remedies can help to improve well-being and alleviate the symptoms of COVID-19, but there are still no drugs that can prevent or treat this disease.  Despite this, people, not understanding the seriousness of the situation, sometimes try to protect themselves with the help of extremely dubious substances.  For example, in India they try to defend themselves by consuming cow urine and using sprays based on it.  

 People are trying to sell amulets against coronavirus, medicinal tinctures or even honey with protection against all ailments, including COVID-19.  Fortunately, most often, such offers are quickly deleted by Internet sites, so as not to mislead users.  Only obvious jokes remain on the web.  Here are some fun examples from Twitter.

Everyone is protecting themselves

Being sexy during pandemic is important

Shut out Virus!

Only beer 👍🏻

Garlic protection

Assuring social distance

Safety at the highest level

Spiderman shopping around

Dino near us

Cheap way to protect yourself

Inventive people all around