As the number of people infected by the coronavirus is increasing day by day, reaching close to 400.000 cases globally, people don't have any other choice but to stay positive with the help of humor - because it makes us laugh and helps us forget about our worries.

Here at Bemorepanda we have collected a list of top Covid-19 jokes. So, either if you are working from home or in self-isolation, we hope that what you will see bellow will put a smile on your face and help you stay optimistic.

As people are not travelling at all during Coronavirus pandemic, many internet users are making fun of travelling to the kitchen and back to the bedroom as their holiday

On March 29, 2020, the clocks will go forward one hour. When the clocks turn forward an hour we enter British Summer Time or BST. It means we can stay home for another hour. Because of this, many internet users are making fun as because of the COVID-19 quarantine, there is a complete lockdown in place across most of the countries.

What else can you do during the Coronavirus Pandemic, apart from nothing. And this is the moment to act and actually Do Nothing

During quarantine, one of the very few place you can go is to the local grocery store and to buy food for two weeks ahead. Once every two weeks they say...

How the perception of people drinking at home has changed from 2019 to 2020. While last year people would consider you a looser, this year you suddenly become a good citizen

Often, people will think that you are unemployed for staying home all day.

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As of October 2020, there are more than 34 million coronavirus cases worldwide and 1 million deaths. On top of the list, the United States reports the largest number of people infected with the new COVID-19 - over 7,5 mil confirmed cases, followed by India - 6.4 mil and Brazil - 5 mil. 

 

While most of us got used to living under the new pandemic reality, Bemorepanda continues to publish new compilations of funny coronavirus jokes and memes that will make us forget, at least for a while, about the serious consequence that the virus has on our health, society and the global economy. 

 

In this said moments for all of us, if there is only one thing we can do to stay positive is humor. Some people are so bored that they’re finding creative way to spend their downtime. From pretending to be in the tube while actually in the shower to sending a dog to buy Cheetos, Bemorepanda has collected a new list of the most popular pictures trending today.

 

You can view the old list here

 

The Do's and Don's of wearing a face mask for Dogs

 

 

Just a usual wedding in 2020 

 

 

New Covid-19 Weeding invitation in 2020 

 

 

Donal Trump finally passed a test - only its for COVID-19

 

 

Kids returning to school after Coronavirus ends.

 

 

Stay Away from Negative People VS Stay Away from Negative People 

 

 

New Coronavirus etiquette in 2020

 

 

As no one knows how long the quarantine will last, people are making fun to buy a Christmas tree, just in case it will last till December

 

 

Many users are afraid that when the quarantine will be over, it will be hard to maintain the standards of cooking each day

 

 

No words :D

 

 

After being in a quarantine for 6 days, a father is giving coronavirus classes to the cats :)

 

 

How to talk with your cat about gun safety. Perfect timing during Coronavirus pandemic

 

 

Because all the beauty salons have been closed, Instagram is said to be reporting a sharp decrease in selfies all over the world

 

 

People wonder if drinking at 10am during coronavirus is acceptable

 

 

How construction workers are spending their time during lockdown

 

 

Sarcastic picture of a wife living with her husband together for 2 weeks during the quarantine

 

 

Now is a perfect excuse for all the single people out there to

justify why are they single :)

 

 

After speaking with my wife for two weeks while in quarantine, it turns out that she is not so bad after all

 

 

This is the look on my face when I'm at home and my manager want's to speak with me

 

 

A guy who is on quarantine send his Chihuahua dog to the local grocery store to buy Cheetos and he actually delivers

 

 

 

If you miss going to work every day, doctors are suggesting to continue doing your daily routine

 

 

As the number of people infected with the deadly virus reached almost half a million people and most of the countries have declared state of emergency, the number of deaths have climbed to 22,026. Spain has now reported the biggest increase in death, 442 for the previous day with over 6,673 new cases of confirmed infection.

Also, India is now in complete lockdown with a population of over 1,3 billion people. Narendra Modi, the prime minister stressed that if after 21 days the situation will not stop or improve then the country’s development risked being set back 21 years.

 

What are the latest 20 most funny Coronavirs Jokes?

 

• Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

• Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? A: It’s a long story…

• What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? A: Inside jokes

• Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

• Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

• My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

• Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

• My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

• After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

• If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

• Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

• Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

• Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

• I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

• The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

• I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.

• I finished Netflix today.

• Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Bitch read the room.

• – Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

 

Reported by Bemorepanda

In this difficult times, people are scared, no one knows what will happen or for how long this coronavirus pandemic will last. As of today, there are 613.700 confirmed cases with over 30,712 deaths. At the same time, Italy has reported the largest increase in death, with over 919 in just one day followed by Spain with 569 deaths.

 

In order to reduce the number of new infections, governments are forced to impose new restrictions on movement. So, if there is one thing we can do apart from staying home is trying to have a positive attitude. Bemorepanda has compiled a new series of the most popular memes from the internet and we hope that it will put a smile on your face in this difficult situation we’re currently in. 

 

President of France, Emmanuel Macron tells it's citizen to avoid visiting old people, while sitting next to his wife, Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron who is 66 years old

 

 

People now remember the time when the biggest problem of the US was a glowjob given to Bill Clinton by Monica Lewinsky.

 

 

 

The quarantine is having an emotional impact on parents, especially if you live with more than two children in one small apartment

 

 

While it's very difficult to find toilet paper in US supermarkets, in Afganistan it's a different story

 

 

Can this be a cure for coronavirus?

 

 

The reason why in Burundi has 0 cases of coronavirus is because no tests have been made

 

 

 

 

When police test you for coronavirus but it turns out the test is positive for marijuana

 

 

 

Why some users prefer not to share hands

 

 

 

EBITDAC = earning before interest, taxes, depreciation, amortization and coronavirus

 

 

The list is compiled by Bemorepanda

 

Chinese authorities have announced the end of the coronavirus epidemic in the country. This was announced at a briefing by the official representative of the State Committee for Health of the People's Republic of China, Mi Feng.

Feng said that as of March 28, the number of confirmed cases of infection throughout the country was less than three thousand. Thus, the spread of infection in China was stopped.

According to the latest data from Johns Hopkins University (USA), the total number of cases of coronavirus infection in China is just over 82 thousand. 75.5 thousand people recovered, 3.3 thousand died. Now in the first place in the world in the number of cases of coronavirus - the United States. Almost 125 thousand infected were detected there.

On March 22, it was reported that several tens of thousands of coronavirus infected in China were not included in official statistics due to the absence of symptoms. This was written by the local press with reference to closed government data. Thus, according to reporters, the number of cases in China can reach 125 thousand.

In the rest in the world, the number of infections are growing day by day, reaching over 700.000 cases with 32,144 deaths. Out of those infected, 25,423 are in either serious or critical condition. Italy has been the worst country affected, with 10,023 confirmed deaths followed by Spain, with 6,528 cases.

 

Quarantine, what are you doing, stop.

Web users continue to talk about their failures in quarantine. Some of them are quite funny and cause a smile, while others make you only sympathize. People make a lot of funny things during quarantine, spending the whole day at home with your kids, animals, or maybe working from home generate a lot of funny stories. Here are 15 cases for you.

1. This is only the first day of quarantine, but the shower has already surrendered.

2. I wanted to make a beautiful hole in the door for the cat, but something went wrong.

3. When you are a TV presenter and work from home.3. When you are a TV presenter and work from home.

4. Beating something right in the bank is not a good idea.

5. Accident at an absolutely empty intersection.

6. When the cat hints that it’s time to go to work already.

7. Once a year, the printer shoots (cartridge damage).

8. Why automatic cleaning on schedule is not very suitable for apartments with dogs.

9. Buying toys for adults in online stores is not always confidential.

10. Something seems to have happened to the pipe under the house.