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Compilation Of Funniest Coronavirus Jokes To Lift Up Your Mood And Stay Positive

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It's tough to stay positive when coronavirus deaths top 12,000 globally and entire nations go on lockdown. However. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with funny jokes, memes, and deadly funny quips.


So, even though it's difficult to be positive during these difficult times, let's try. After all, what other options do we have? Let's take a look at top fuuny list that is going viral on the internet compiled by Bemorepanda


Birthday during Coronavirus



When you thought you have Coronavirus but it's just a cancer



The closed gym effect of the summer 2020



Debating where to go during Coronavirus Easter



My plans for the weekend



Women in Islamic countries be like



Coronavirus lego edition



Pretending to be on a holiday



French people during quarantine



Corona Been name change to Ebola Extra



Lawyers wainting for the quarantine to be over



How I see working from home



At the beach during quarantine



Working as a lifeguard from home be like



People being honest during epidemic



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As the number of people infected by the coronavirus is increasing day by day, reaching close to 400.000 cases globally, people don't have any other choice but to stay positive with the help of humor - because it makes us laugh and helps us forget about our worries.


Here at Bemorepanda we have collected a list of top Covid-19 jokes. So, either if you are working from home or in self-isolation, we hope that what you will see bellow will put a smile on your face and help you stay optimistic.


As people are not travelling at all during Coronavirus pandemic, many internet users are making fun of travelling to the kitchen and back to the bedroom as their holiday



On March 29, 2020, the clocks will go forward one hour. When the clocks turn forward an hour we enter British Summer Time or BST. It means we can stay home for another hour. Because of this, many internet users are making fun as because of the COVID-19 quarantine, there is a complete lockdown in place across most of the countries.



What else can you do during the Coronavirus Pandemic, apart from nothing. And this is the moment to act and actually Do Nothing




During quarantine, one of the very few place you can go is to the local grocery store and to buy food for two weeks ahead. Once every two weeks they say...




How the perception of people drinking at home has changed from 2019 to 2020. While last year people would consider you a looser, this year you suddenly become a good citizen



Often, people will think that you are unemployed for staying home all day.



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As of October 2020, there are more than 34 million coronavirus cases worldwide and 1 million deaths. On top of the list, the United States reports the largest number of people infected with the new COVID-19 - over 7,5 mil confirmed cases, followed by India - 6.4 mil and Brazil - 5 mil. 

 

While most of us got used to living under the new pandemic reality, Bemorepanda continues to publish new compilations of funny coronavirus jokes and memes that will make us forget, at least for a while, about the serious consequence that the virus has on our health, society and the global economy. 

 

In this said moments for all of us, if there is only one thing we can do to stay positive is humor. Some people are so bored that they’re finding creative way to spend their downtime. From pretending to be in the tube while actually in the shower to sending a dog to buy Cheetos, Bemorepanda has collected a new list of the most popular pictures trending today.

 

You can view the old list here

 

The Do's and Don's of wearing a face mask for Dogs

 

 

Just a usual wedding in 2020 

 

 

New Covid-19 Weeding invitation in 2020 

 

 

Donal Trump finally passed a test - only its for COVID-19

 

 

Kids returning to school after Coronavirus ends.

 

 

Stay Away from Negative People VS Stay Away from Negative People 

 

 

New Coronavirus etiquette in 2020

 

 

As no one knows how long the quarantine will last, people are making fun to buy a Christmas tree, just in case it will last till December

 

 

Many users are afraid that when the quarantine will be over, it will be hard to maintain the standards of cooking each day

 

 

No words :D

 

 

After being in a quarantine for 6 days, a father is giving coronavirus classes to the cats :)

 

 

How to talk with your cat about gun safety. Perfect timing during Coronavirus pandemic

 

 

Because all the beauty salons have been closed, Instagram is said to be reporting a sharp decrease in selfies all over the world

 

 

People wonder if drinking at 10am during coronavirus is acceptable

 

 

How construction workers are spending their time during lockdown

 

 

Sarcastic picture of a wife living with her husband together for 2 weeks during the quarantine

 

 

Now is a perfect excuse for all the single people out there to

justify why are they single :)

 

 

After speaking with my wife for two weeks while in quarantine, it turns out that she is not so bad after all

 

 

This is the look on my face when I'm at home and my manager want's to speak with me

 

 

A guy who is on quarantine send his Chihuahua dog to the local grocery store to buy Cheetos and he actually delivers

 

 

 

If you miss going to work every day, doctors are suggesting to continue doing your daily routine

 

 

As the number of people infected with the deadly virus reached almost half a million people and most of the countries have declared state of emergency, the number of deaths have climbed to 22,026. Spain has now reported the biggest increase in death, 442 for the previous day with over 6,673 new cases of confirmed infection.

Also, India is now in complete lockdown with a population of over 1,3 billion people. Narendra Modi, the prime minister stressed that if after 21 days the situation will not stop or improve then the country’s development risked being set back 21 years.

 

What are the latest 20 most funny Coronavirs Jokes?

 

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

  • Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? A: It’s a long story…

  • What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? A: Inside jokes

  • Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

  • Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

  • My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

  • Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

  • My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

  • After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

  • If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

  • Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

  • Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

  • Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

  • I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

  • The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

  • I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.

  • I finished Netflix today.

  • Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Bitch read the room.

  • – Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

 

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In this difficult times, people are scared, no one knows what will happen or for how long this coronavirus pandemic will last. As of today, there are 613.700 confirmed cases with over 30,712 deaths. At the same time, Italy has reported the largest increase in death, with over 919 in just one day followed by Spain with 569 deaths.

 

In order to reduce the number of new infections, governments are forced to impose new restrictions on movement. So, if there is one thing we can do apart from staying home is trying to have a positive attitude. Bemorepanda has compiled a new series of the most popular memes from the internet and we hope that it will put a smile on your face in this difficult situation we’re currently in. 

 

President of France, Emmanuel Macron tells it's citizen to avoid visiting old people, while sitting next to his wife, Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron who is 66 years old

 

 

People now remember the time when the biggest problem of the US was a glowjob given to Bill Clinton by Monica Lewinsky.

 

 

 

The quarantine is having an emotional impact on parents, especially if you live with more than two children in one small apartment

 

 

While it's very difficult to find toilet paper in US supermarkets, in Afganistan it's a different story

 

 

Can this be a cure for coronavirus?

 

 

The reason why in Burundi has 0 cases of coronavirus is because no tests have been made

 

 

 

 

When police test you for coronavirus but it turns out the test is positive for marijuana

 

 

 

Why some users prefer not to share hands

 

 

 

EBITDAC = earning before interest, taxes, depreciation, amortization and coronavirus

 

 

The list is compiled by Bemorepanda

 

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Chinese authorities have announced the end of the coronavirus epidemic in the country. This was announced at a briefing by the official representative of the State Committee for Health of the People's Republic of China, Mi Feng.


Feng said that as of March 28, the number of confirmed cases of infection throughout the country was less than three thousand. Thus, the spread of infection in China was stopped.


According to the latest data from Johns Hopkins University (USA), the total number of cases of coronavirus infection in China is just over 82 thousand. 75.5 thousand people recovered, 3.3 thousand died. Now in the first place in the world in the number of cases of coronavirus - the United States. Almost 125 thousand infected were detected there.


On March 22, it was reported that several tens of thousands of coronavirus infected in China were not included in official statistics due to the absence of symptoms. This was written by the local press with reference to closed government data. Thus, according to reporters, the number of cases in China can reach 125 thousand.


In the rest in the world, the number of infections are growing day by day, reaching over 700.000 cases with 32,144 deaths. Out of those infected, 25,423 are in either serious or critical condition. Italy has been the worst country affected, with 10,023 confirmed deaths followed by Spain, with 6,528 cases.

 

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The Shawn Davis family lives in a crowded area in the state of Illinois, but due to the coronavirus, they were forced to stay at home like all the neighbors. A family of foxes became interested in the empty backyard of the Americans and for several months rested under the windows of Sean's house. 


While people were quarantined in their homes, animals began to return the suddenly vacated territories to their legal possessions. This happened with the garden of the American Sean Davis - the backyard of his family was first chosen by a couple of foxes, and then they brought their kids there. The foxes in the courtyard liked it so much that for several months the animal family spent right under the windows of Sean and his relatives, for whom the life of the foxes turned into a real series. 

The American noticed that the foxes liked his yard and installed a camera that filmed their life. American Sean Davis was very surprised when in May he saw a red couple in the courtyard of two foxes. The Sean family lives in a crowded area in the state of Illinois, where besides them there are other houses, so this place can hardly be called quiet. However, the presence of people did not scare the animals at all, but rather the opposite, because over time, the foxes in the courtyard of Sean became more and more. 

Over time, seven animals at once occupied the courtyard of the Sean family - mother, father, and 5 deprive them. Animals began to use secluded territory as their playground and shelter. In the afternoon, they curled up and slept under trees, games in the morning and evening. And sometimes, due to inattention of people, the yard turned into a dining room. Since the human family almost never left the house due to quarantine, the life of foxes became a real series for them.

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