Who has a nasty cough, a high temperature and BIG ears?
An elephant with coronavirus!
New compilation of funniest coronavirus jokes to boost your mood and stay positive – October 2020
As of October 2020, there are more than 34 million coronavirus cases worldwide and 1 million deaths. On top of the list, the United States reports the largest number of people infected with the new COVID-19 - over 7,5 mil confirmed cases, followed by India - 6.4 mil and Brazil - 5 mil.
While most of us got used to living under the new pandemic reality, Bemorepanda continues to publish new compilations of funny coronavirus jokes and memes that will make us forget, at least for a while, about the serious consequence that the virus has on our health, society and the global economy.
In this said moments for all of us, if there is only one thing we can do to stay positive is humor. Some people are so bored that they’re finding creative way to spend their downtime. From pretending to be in the tube while actually in the shower to sending a dog to buy Cheetos, Bemorepanda has collected a new list of the most popular pictures trending today.
You can view the old list here
The Do's and Don's of wearing a face mask for Dogs
Just a usual wedding in 2020
New Covid-19 Weeding invitation in 2020
Donal Trump finally passed a test - only its for COVID-19
Kids returning to school after Coronavirus ends.
Stay Away from Negative People VS Stay Away from Negative People
New Coronavirus etiquette in 2020
As no one knows how long the quarantine will last, people are making fun to buy a Christmas tree, just in case it will last till December
Many users are afraid that when the quarantine will be over, it will be hard to maintain the standards of cooking each day
No words :D
After being in a quarantine for 6 days, a father is giving coronavirus classes to the cats :)
How to talk with your cat about gun safety. Perfect timing during Coronavirus pandemic
Because all the beauty salons have been closed, Instagram is said to be reporting a sharp decrease in selfies all over the world
People wonder if drinking at 10am during coronavirus is acceptable
How construction workers are spending their time during lockdown
Sarcastic picture of a wife living with her husband together for 2 weeks during the quarantine
Now is a perfect excuse for all the single people out there to
justify why are they single :)
After speaking with my wife for two weeks while in quarantine, it turns out that she is not so bad after all
This is the look on my face when I'm at home and my manager want's to speak with me
A guy who is on quarantine send his Chihuahua dog to the local grocery store to buy Cheetos and he actually delivers
If you miss going to work every day, doctors are suggesting to continue doing your daily routine
As the number of people infected with the deadly virus reached almost half a million people and most of the countries have declared state of emergency, the number of deaths have climbed to 22,026. Spain has now reported the biggest increase in death, 442 for the previous day with over 6,673 new cases of confirmed infection.
Also, India is now in complete lockdown with a population of over 1,3 billion people. Narendra Modi, the prime minister stressed that if after 21 days the situation will not stop or improve then the country’s development risked being set back 21 years.
What are the latest 20 most funny Coronavirs Jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.
Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? A: It’s a long story…
What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? A: Inside jokes
Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”
Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!
After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.
If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.
Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.
Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.
I finished Netflix today.
Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Bitch read the room.
– Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.
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This is what a romantic Turkish dinner looks like, in a capsule! Steakhouses have adapted
In the Turkish restaurants in Ankara, Istanbul and Bursa, every meal on the terrace is packaged in a plastic capsule.
Customers are disinfected with Turkish cologne, which contains more than 70% ethanol, to kill the virus that has killed 4,861 people in Turkey since March.
The first restaurants of this kind open in the coming weeks in Istanbul, Ankara and Bursa, with the start of the summer season.
Each capsule is disinfected with ozone or ultraviolet lamps.
The capsules were imposed by Ankara authorities after the number of infections increased after the restrictions were lifted and people were allowed in parks, restaurants, gyms and barbershops.
"The world is in a new and dangerous phase" of the pandemic, warns the WHO director
The daily toll of new coronavirus cases worldwide has reached a new record of more than 150,000, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director of the World Health Organization (WHO), said on Friday, warning that the pandemic is accelerating, the DPA reports.
Nearly half of the new infections reported by WHO on Wednesday came from the Americas, while rising numbers came from South Asia and the Middle East.
The world is in a new and dangerous phase, the WHO director-general told a news conference in Geneva.
"There is an increased risk because many people no longer want to be isolated in their homes, and governments are eager to reopen their societies and economies," he said.
"We call on all states and all people to be extremely vigilant," added Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.