As of October 2020, there are more than 34 million coronavirus cases worldwide and 1 million deaths. On top of the list, the United States reports the largest number of people infected with the new COVID-19 - over 7,5 mil confirmed cases, followed by India - 6.4 mil and Brazil - 5 mil. 

 

While most of us got used to living under the new pandemic reality, Bemorepanda continues to publish new compilations of funny coronavirus jokes and memes that will make us forget, at least for a while, about the serious consequence that the virus has on our health, society and the global economy. 

 

In this said moments for all of us, if there is only one thing we can do to stay positive is humor. Some people are so bored that they’re finding creative way to spend their downtime. From pretending to be in the tube while actually in the shower to sending a dog to buy Cheetos, Bemorepanda has collected a new list of the most popular pictures trending today.

 

You can view the old list here

 

The Do's and Don's of wearing a face mask for Dogs

 

 

Just a usual wedding in 2020 

 

 

New Covid-19 Weeding invitation in 2020 

 

 

Donal Trump finally passed a test - only its for COVID-19

 

 

Kids returning to school after Coronavirus ends.

 

 

Stay Away from Negative People VS Stay Away from Negative People 

 

 

New Coronavirus etiquette in 2020

 

 

As no one knows how long the quarantine will last, people are making fun to buy a Christmas tree, just in case it will last till December

 

 

Many users are afraid that when the quarantine will be over, it will be hard to maintain the standards of cooking each day

 

 

No words :D

 

 

After being in a quarantine for 6 days, a father is giving coronavirus classes to the cats :)

 

 

How to talk with your cat about gun safety. Perfect timing during Coronavirus pandemic

 

 

Because all the beauty salons have been closed, Instagram is said to be reporting a sharp decrease in selfies all over the world

 

 

People wonder if drinking at 10am during coronavirus is acceptable

 

 

How construction workers are spending their time during lockdown

 

 

Sarcastic picture of a wife living with her husband together for 2 weeks during the quarantine

 

 

Now is a perfect excuse for all the single people out there to

justify why are they single :)

 

 

After speaking with my wife for two weeks while in quarantine, it turns out that she is not so bad after all

 

 

This is the look on my face when I'm at home and my manager want's to speak with me

 

 

A guy who is on quarantine send his Chihuahua dog to the local grocery store to buy Cheetos and he actually delivers

 

 

 

If you miss going to work every day, doctors are suggesting to continue doing your daily routine

 

 

As the number of people infected with the deadly virus reached almost half a million people and most of the countries have declared state of emergency, the number of deaths have climbed to 22,026. Spain has now reported the biggest increase in death, 442 for the previous day with over 6,673 new cases of confirmed infection.

Also, India is now in complete lockdown with a population of over 1,3 billion people. Narendra Modi, the prime minister stressed that if after 21 days the situation will not stop or improve then the country’s development risked being set back 21 years.

 

What are the latest 20 most funny Coronavirs Jokes?

 

• Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

• Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? A: It’s a long story…

• What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? A: Inside jokes

• Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

• Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

• My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

• Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

• My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

• After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

• If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

• Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

• Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

• Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

• I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

• The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

• I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

• This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.

• I finished Netflix today.

• Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Bitch read the room.

• – Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

 

Reported by Bemorepanda

It's tough to stay positive when coronavirus deaths top 12,000 globally and entire nations go on lockdown. However. But no matter how hard it gets, there’s always a cold weapon known as a sense of humor. And some people aren’t missing a chance to spice up the hard times with funny jokes, memes, and deadly funny quips.

So, even though it's difficult to be positive during these difficult times, let's try. After all, what other options do we have? Let's take a look at top fuuny list that is going viral on the internet compiled by Bemorepanda

Birthday during Coronavirus

When you thought you have Coronavirus but it's just a cancer

The closed gym effect of the summer 2020

Debating where to go during Coronavirus Easter

My plans for the weekend

Women in Islamic countries be like

Coronavirus lego edition

Pretending to be on a holiday

French people during quarantine

Corona Been name change to Ebola Extra

Lawyers wainting for the quarantine to be over

How I see working from home

At the beach during quarantine

Working as a lifeguard from home be like

People being honest during epidemic

Posted by Bemorepanda

Four months after the first cases of coronavirus were recorded and three months after total quarantine was declared in Wuhan, the Chinese authorities changed the status of the city from closed to open to the public. However, the metropolis, apparently, it will take more time for the city to return to normal life - consumer activity is at zero, and there will probably be no foreign investors for several more years.

 

In Wuhan, a Chinese metropolis with a population of 12 million people, where coronavirus cases were first recorded in December 2019, quarantine is officially canceled on Wednesday, April 8. Trains will start to run from the city and it will be possible to fly by plane, intercity automobile communication will be restored. But this will not mean a return to normal, Bloomberg reports.

 

Despite the fact that now the number of new infections per day does not exceed 30 compared to several thousand in February, the shock from the epidemic still persists, and the fear of the second wave does not allow businesses to resume work at “pre-virus” levels. Fears are fueled by the fact that cases of infection in people who do not have symptoms of the disease are still being detected in the city. It is such asymptomatic cases that played a huge role in the spread of the epidemic. “Silent carriers,” up to a third of those whose tests tested positive for coronavirus, wrote the South China Morning Post in late March, citing Chinese government data. At the same time, Chinese doctors claim that an asymptomatic patient can infect a maximum of one person.

 

"Before and after"

 

Wuhan is the center of one of the most important industrial regions of China, Hubei Province. Before the outbreak, the provincial GDP was expected to grow by 7.5–7.8% in 2020. The city’s attractiveness for doing business has grown rapidly - according to the report of the Milken Institute for 2019, Wuhan ranked 9th in terms of aggregate economic indicators among all Chinese cities, rising seven lines in a year. Business in the city ranged from biomedicine and chip manufacturing to auto parts. Coronavirus delivered a painful blow to all of this.

 

In February alone, Hubei’s domestic regional product fell by at least 50%, and budget lost about $ 1 billion, estimates Chen Bo, an economics professor at Huazhong University of Science and Technology in Wuhan.

 

New life

 

Shopping centers in Wuhan reopened, but they are mostly empty, most people are still too scared to go shopping for non-essential items. “I'm happy if no one comes in,” admits sales assistant at Calvin Klein's store at Wuhan International Plaza. “It's safer.” Typically, customers left 20,000 yuan (about $ 3,000) in the store over the weekend, and there were only two purchases in the week that passed since the store opened after the outbreak on March 30.

 

 

Such sentiments are ubiquitous. For example, in order to maintain a distance between sellers in shops and buyers, real walls are build in the city - 2 meters in height.

 

The movement of residents remains under tight control, and officials are on high alert for an outbreak. The Chinese government tracks residents through QR codes embedded in Alipay payment system and Wechat social network. Each application user automatically receives their health status at midnight - green, yellow or red - depending on their location, basic health information and travel history. Only those with a green code can leave their apartments and go to work. It is easy to lose the color of the code necessary for movement: it is enough to visit a shopping center, where later a case of infection with coronavirus will be revealed — then the green color turns yellow and implies self-isolation of the house.

 

Xiaomi Corp. employees who return to work are instructed not to enter the office elevator for more than five people each. At the same time, you can only stand in the elevator in accordance with special marks on the floor.

 

Five-star hotels are up and running again, but the buffet has been reduced to a few basic dishes, packed in individual disposable containers.

 

Li Jing, 33, who provides visitors with apartments, admits that Wuhan is now “clearly not the place people choose to visit first.” To lure guests, before each check-in, Lee will carry out a three-hour disinfection and expand the menu of services for guests. However, he admits that his apartments may be vacant for several weeks and even months.

 

Investors will not come

 

Officially, the plants in Wuhan can already resume work, but people are not in a hurry to return to jobs, and the supply chain must now be reorganized. One of the largest factories in Wuhan is the joint production of Peugeot cars by the PSA Group and the Chinese Dongfeng Motor Group. Machine assembly has resumed, but employees indicate that supply chains are intermittent. According to one of the plant’s managers, Mei Yunfeng, many of the company's suppliers have not yet returned to the same level as business as ussual.

 

 

“The outbreak of the coronavirus epidemic destroyed Wuhan’s plans to integrate more tightly into the global supply chain,” said Professor Chen from Huazhong University. The implications for tourism and foreign investment will continue for a long time. Chen points out that after the outbreak of SARS in 2003, foreign direct investment in Guangdong, where the epidemic began, stopped for two to three years. “The same thing will happen to Wuhan,” he is pessimistic. “Investors will be careful, fearing new outbreaks of the disease, in addition, it will seem to them that the city is poorly managed.”

As the number of people infected by the coronavirus is increasing day by day, reaching close to 400.000 cases globally, people don't have any other choice but to stay positive with the help of humor - because it makes us laugh and helps us forget about our worries.

Here at Bemorepanda we have collected a list of top Covid-19 jokes. So, either if you are working from home or in self-isolation, we hope that what you will see bellow will put a smile on your face and help you stay optimistic.

As people are not travelling at all during Coronavirus pandemic, many internet users are making fun of travelling to the kitchen and back to the bedroom as their holiday

On March 29, 2020, the clocks will go forward one hour. When the clocks turn forward an hour we enter British Summer Time or BST. It means we can stay home for another hour. Because of this, many internet users are making fun as because of the COVID-19 quarantine, there is a complete lockdown in place across most of the countries.

What else can you do during the Coronavirus Pandemic, apart from nothing. And this is the moment to act and actually Do Nothing

During quarantine, one of the very few place you can go is to the local grocery store and to buy food for two weeks ahead. Once every two weeks they say...

How the perception of people drinking at home has changed from 2019 to 2020. While last year people would consider you a looser, this year you suddenly become a good citizen

Often, people will think that you are unemployed for staying home all day.

Bemorepanda Team

According to World Health Organization, as of today, March 25, 2020 there are over 435,353 confirmed cases of Coronavirus infections, almost 20.000 deaths and there are about 111,870 people that have recovered. Out of those people who are infected, about 290,624 (96%) are in mild condition and 13,241 (4%) are in serious or critical condition. The most affected countries are now Italy and Spain, with over 69.176 cases and 47,610 accordingly.

As the number of cases more than doubled recently, many countries are now trying to prevent or at least slow the spread of the virus using self-isolation, social distancing and in some cases, introducing country-wide quarantines.

But what happens when your loved one is diagnosed with Coronavirus? You cannot get close to them, as you risk getting the infection and you can also infect others. So in this said moments, people are sharing pictures online of the people they care the most.

Some of the pictures, like touching the hands through the window or sitting next door with the loved one can have an emotional impact. And we should applaud their efforts because it keeps themselves and others safe during this difficult time.

This is how a couple in their 90's end up spending their time together during the quarantine, beucase of a femure fracture

Children made a surpise visit to her mom to say happy birthday, where she could not hold her tears

A father with his son are talking over the phone every day during the Covid-19 lockdown

In nursing homes, visitors are not allowed during the pandemic period. So, in order not to upset the grandma, they made a surprise visit

Another example when you are not allowed to visiti the Nursing Home, but that doesn't stop you. Try not to hide your tears, as the picture bellow is worth a million of words.

Couple meet only for a few minutes during the first line of defense against Coronavirus

This is how grandparents meet their grandson for the first time during the coronavirus pandemic

Another example of meeting the grandson for the first time. Breathtaking

This is how a birthday surprise looks like during quarantine

Nothing can stope this old couple from supporting each over, especially during this difficult period for all of us.

Granddaughter tells her Grandfather that she got engaged. Emotional scene

Reported by Bemorepanda Team