Compilation of top things to do online during quarantine.

During this difficult times, let’s laugh a little bit and cheer up ourselves. Staying home, many of us being alone, need to draw a smile on our face during this stressful moments. Stress is causing a lot of health issues, so let’s try a smile on our face, even if is hard, happiness keep us alive and healthy.

Bemorepanda collected the best jokes for today, so let’s enjoy them together and increase out immune cells. Being at home people let their creativity come out, people are making jokes and funny comments during quarantine.

When we have to go to work, or meet our friends, everywhere around the world people joke and make fun, but what to do this time when we are home? Of course, making fun on internet and sometimes on the street. There were spotted a funny photo on internet of a red balloon coming out of a sewer drainage, on which is a toilet paper. Yes, this is a scene from the movie “It”, but how about the toilet paper? Coronavirus times.

Here is the our collection of the funniest jokes for today. The coronavirus pandemic, is not a joke itself, we need to take care of ourselves and stay safe. We recommend you to stay at home and feel the spirit of this fun within your family, make some jokes, watch some funny movies and keep smiling!

5 ideas that only need paper, pencils and pens. Children during quarantine are easily getting boring. That’s why, Bemorepanda decided to collect the best games for children and parents to play during quarantine.

 1. Consequences

 A fun and simple game in which you need to create stories.  Each person takes a piece of paper, writes one adjective on top.  Then he folds the paper to close the word, and transfers it to another player in a circle.  On a new sheet you need to write a name.  Then the actions are repeated.

 The order further should be as follows:

 another adjective;

 one more name;

 scene;

 what the characters do;

 what the first said to the second;

 what the second answered;

 what happened after;

 what people thought.

 Words can change, for example, instead of the names of people, you can write the names of animals.  You can also add additional moves, for example, indicate what was worn on the person.  Try to come up with funnier options to make the story as fun as possible.

2. Puppet theater

 To make dolls yourself, cut out the drawn figures or pictures from magazines and glue a thin (3-4 cm) strip of paper to their back.  Glue or staple the ends of the strip.  Now, improvised dolls can be put on your finger and play with them any funny scenes.  And if you have a printer, dolls can be printed.

 You can also put a real theatrical performance at home.  To do this, you need to come up with a fun story, draw or print masks of heroes (for example, fairy-tale characters or animals), put them on your faces and get used to the role.

 3. Dots and squares

 Ideally, a piece of paper is needed for the game.  Draw a wide square - this is a playing field.  Take two multi-colored felt-tip pens or a pencil.  The first player draws a line two cages in length anywhere inside the field.  Then the other player must do the same.

 If there is no sheet in the cage at hand, use the usual one.  Draw a playing field, and inside at the same distance - about 1 cm - place the dots.  The move will be the connection of two points with a horizontal or vertical line.

 Your task is to paint over all or almost all of the edges of the cell with your own color: 3 or 4 edges - your cell, if 2 by 2 - it goes to the player who set the final line.  Inside the filled square, write the letter of your name.  Whose squares will be more, he won.

 4. Crossword

  Crossword puzzles can be found on the Internet or compiled by yourself.  To make words easier, choose a topic, such as colors, space, or animals.  You can use puzzles as tasks.

 To help your child learn math, you can use examples instead of verbal questions.  But the child will still need to enter answers in the crossword puzzle in words.  For example, 4 + 4 =?  Answer: eight.

 5. Crocodile on paper

 The principle is the same as in the classic game: one participant explains to others the hidden word.  Only it needs to be drawn, not gestured.

 If you play together or three, everyone comes up with his own words.  If you are four or more, guess each other's words one by one: who guesses, he draws as follows.

Even if we spend time in the house, that doesn't mean we don't have a lot of activities we can do.  From reading, cooking, meditating, sports to watching series that have become classics.

 And in case you have no idea what to watch, we come to you with a series of recommendations that you should consider.

 1. The Twilight Zone

 If you're a fan of fantasy series, then The Twilight Zone is right for you.  In fact, the series is a continuation of another, produced between 1950-1960 by screenwriter Rod Serling.  From horror, mystery or extraterrestrials, you will find them all in the series.

 2. Mad Men

 Although it ended five years ago, the Mad Men series is still appreciated.  It captures the story of Don Draper, played by actor Jan Hamm, and the advertising agency he works with, Sterling Cooper Advertising Agency.  The action takes place in New York in 1960. You will see how, both women and men, will be put in positions of power and will try to reconcile their personal and professional lives.

3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 Actress Sarah Michelle Gellar, protagonist of the series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, is that elegant girl, always fashionable, ready to conquer the world.  The series features the adventures of a teenage girl who starts on the trail of vampires.

 4. Breaking Bad

 Another classic fast-paced series is Breaking Bad.  It ended seven years ago, but it is still being pursued.  The series captures the story of Walter White, a chemistry teacher who, after being diagnosed with cancer, is told he has two more years to live.  So, in order to protect his family and ensure their financial situation, he is entering the dangerous world of drugs.

5. Twin Peaks

 You've definitely heard of David Lynch's Twin Peaks so far, so you should give him a chance.  The series debuts on a rather strange note, more precisely with the murder of Laura Palmer. Her body is discovered in a lake, and with it, the true personalities of the protagonists are revealed.

 6. Arrested Development

 Another series that you should include in your list is Arrested Development.  And we say that because he has a family in the foreground, namely Bluth, who despite having been financially successful, now has problems.

 7. The Office

 If you have ever had a weird boss or had a coworker you didn't understand, then you should look at The Office.  The serial is a perfect representation of the different human characters you can meet in the workplace.

8. Parks and Recreation

 Similar to The Office is Parks and Recreation.  Leslie Knope is a bureaucrat from an Indiana Department of Parks and Recreation who wants to beautify the city.  Her plan to turn a construction site into a park is hampered by government bureaucracy, but also by other challenges.

 9. Star Trek: The Next Generation

 You've certainly heard of the famous Star Trek series so far, and if you haven't had the opportunity to watch it so far, well, that would be the time.  Producer Gene Roddenberry conceived of a world in which gender and racial equality were normal during space exploration.

10. The X-Files

 X-Files was one of the most successful series.  The mystery, but also the tension between Fox Mulder, played by David Duchovny, and Dana Scully, played by Gillian Anderson, will make you watch the entire series.  The cases investigated by the FBI department are new, almost unexplained, and their solution is hindered by the hidden forces.

Who said that isolation at home during the COVID-19 pandemic must be boring, become a nightmare and a torment?  Young mother Rachael Havenhand woke up locked up in the house with her two 8- and 5-year-old daughters and had a sensational idea.

While most of the countries are starting to each quarantine restrictions, there are still many families that are scared to go out and return to their old life. According to wordmeters.info, there are currently almost 5 million confirmed cases and more than 323.715 deaths, while around 2% of those people infected are either in serious or critical condition.

On top of the list, we see the US with 93,110 deaths, followed by the UK with 35,681 cases and Italy with almost 33.000 victims. The good news is that we see the number of new infections going down, which means that the quarantine restrictions that have been implemented are starting to take effect. 

 

As the gyms and fitness centers are yet to stay closed for the foreseeable future, Rachael Havenhand (28) from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, UK, is a fitness instructor and has been forced to stay home for two weeks now.  Since mid-March, the British government has ordered the closure of cinemas and theaters.

Self-isolated overnight with her two daughters Gabriella (8 years old) and Florence (5 years old), Rachael took her cellphone and bought a lot of "decorative nonsense" from eBay.  She did not spend more than 300 pounds and woke up to the door with over 200 kg of brightly colored objects.

 Helped by the two little girls, the mother got on the job and turned the oppressive and colorful house anost in beige and cream shades into a real Barbie doll house.

"We spend a lot of time in the kitchen because here girls do their homework and here they spend 4-5 hours a day preparing snacks or food.  So I started the decorations with the kitchen, then followed the hall, the living room, the stairs and the bedroom, ”Havenhand told the Daily Mail.

 After the house was filled with colors, the mood of the house changed radically.  The colors he used were pink, purple, green with several shades, blue, cherry and yellow.

And because the entire house has become a toy for the three housewives, they continue to use their creativity to the full and still paint the walls with abstract shapes and childish designs, which, later, Mother Rachael transforms into murals.  Obviously, after the girls fall asleep.

 

 

These days like never before, people need some fun. This routine during quarantine, require some incredible comedies. We decided to collect the best comedies which are likewise a few titles on here that you probably won't have seen. 

1) “Juno” (2007)

The story of a young girl, Ellen Page, who gets pregnant by her new sweetheart, Michael Cera, and chooses to give her child for adoption to an elitist couple, Jennifer Garner and Jason Bateman, is a comedy packed up with a lot of emotional moments. This movie won the title of Best Original Screenplay Oscar, which earned $231 million worldwide. 

2) “Old School” (2003)

A lawyer and his two mates plan to relive their glory days by building a fraternity house next to their old college campus. A funny movie, that never gets old, can easily entertain you during this boring evenings during quarantine.

3) “The Hangover” ( Part I, II, III)

Three best men and the groom take a road trip to Las Vegas for a bachelor party. They wake up the next day and have no idea where is the groom and all their money. The next 2 parts of the movie are also totally fun, in each movie there is a new groom and a real hangover. They are trying to remember what they have done the last night and every moment becomes a challenge.

4) “Bridsmaids” (2011)

A cool comedy and melodrama “Bridesmaids” will be an easy and fun ending to the day if you want to relax.  The story is about the bride and her best girlfriends, who escort the heroine to a difficult voyage along the waves of family life.  And, of course, the bachelorette party is traditionally suitable for parting with an unmarried and free flutter. The life of the main character is turned upside down.  Of course, unhappy and unrequited love. When she learns that her friend, and in the future not only a friend, is engaged, she finds no place for herself.

5) “The other women” (2014)

Carly is a confident blonde who has always been popular with men and never aspired to a permanent relationship.  However, after she met the ideal man Mark, she had feelings for him, which soon grew into real jealousy. Suspecting him of treason, the girl decides to follow him, after which she meets his wife Kate.  Together they decide to avenge the man for treason, but soon find out that he has another woman - the young beauty Amber. From this moment, the club of offended women will do everything possible to ruin Mark’s life. 

6) “The Hustle” (2019)

How to become a successful scam?  Always be fully equipped: high heels, bright lipstick, and most importantly - stretch underwear.  Be ready to cry at any time. No man can resist women's tears. Take everything that is “bad” and shines well.  Behind every million, there may be a billion. Do not deny yourself the pleasure of checking.

7) “Bad Boys for Life” (2020)

Detectives Mike Lowry and Marcus Burnett are back in business!  True, they are excluded from all operations, but has anything desperate friends ever stopped anything?  After all, this time someone from his past life opens the hunt for Mike. So the guys have to anneal to the fullest!

8) “Why him?” (2016)

Since the birth of her daughter Stephanie, the hero of the comedy film "Why is he?"  - Ned Fleming is very attached to her, because she was his little princess and became almost the center of the universe.  Over the years, he watched the little girl turn into a beautiful woman. Ned believes that no one is worthy of Stephanie, but the daughter still decided to introduce the family to her lover.  To do this, Ned with his wife Barb and son Scottie comes to Stanford to stay in the house of the guy Stephanie - the eccentric billionaire Laird Mayhew.

9) “21 & Over” (2013)

Three best friends - Casey, Miles and Jeff became students not so long ago and now very rarely see each other.  But finally, they get together, because they have a great reason - Jeff Cheng is twenty-one years old. Such a date happens once in a lifetime and therefore they should properly celebrate this event.  Despite the fact that the next day, Jeff has a very important interview, he agrees to skip a glass with friends. Once in one of the bars, young people lose control of themselves, and Jeff, having consumed a large amount of alcohol, is no longer standing on his feet.  But the evening is just beginning, and there are still lots of fun adventures and parties ahead of the guys.

10)  “TAG” (2018)

Classmates, and now best friends, have an unusual tradition.  Every year for a month, the guys play puffs, where they determine the loser.  The adult version of the game implies the most unusual follies: they hunt each other all over the world, rush into the house and work without an invitation, commit minor crimes.  And all these follies are for one purpose only, to become a winner. Each time they enter the competition, they jeopardize their reputation at work and personal relationships. But, despite this, the guys do not even think about how to break the tradition, which lasts 30 years.