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Too funny 😂😂😂
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As the number of people infected by the coronavirus is increasing day by day, reaching close to 400.000 cases globally, people don't have any other choice but to stay positive with the help of humor - because it makes us laugh and helps us forget about our worries.


Here at Bemorepanda we have collected a list of top Covid-19 jokes. So, either if you are working from home or in self-isolation, we hope that what you will see bellow will put a smile on your face and help you stay optimistic.


As people are not travelling at all during Coronavirus pandemic, many internet users are making fun of travelling to the kitchen and back to the bedroom as their holiday



On March 29, 2020, the clocks will go forward one hour. When the clocks turn forward an hour we enter British Summer Time or BST. It means we can stay home for another hour. Because of this, many internet users are making fun as because of the COVID-19 quarantine, there is a complete lockdown in place across most of the countries.



What else can you do during the Coronavirus Pandemic, apart from nothing. And this is the moment to act and actually Do Nothing




During quarantine, one of the very few place you can go is to the local grocery store and to buy food for two weeks ahead. Once every two weeks they say...




How the perception of people drinking at home has changed from 2019 to 2020. While last year people would consider you a looser, this year you suddenly become a good citizen



Often, people will think that you are unemployed for staying home all day.



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As of October 2020, there are more than 34 million coronavirus cases worldwide and 1 million deaths. On top of the list, the United States reports the largest number of people infected with the new COVID-19 - over 7,5 mil confirmed cases, followed by India - 6.4 mil and Brazil - 5 mil. 

 

While most of us got used to living under the new pandemic reality, Bemorepanda continues to publish new compilations of funny coronavirus jokes and memes that will make us forget, at least for a while, about the serious consequence that the virus has on our health, society and the global economy. 

 

In this said moments for all of us, if there is only one thing we can do to stay positive is humor. Some people are so bored that they’re finding creative way to spend their downtime. From pretending to be in the tube while actually in the shower to sending a dog to buy Cheetos, Bemorepanda has collected a new list of the most popular pictures trending today.

 

You can view the old list here

 

The Do's and Don's of wearing a face mask for Dogs

 

 

Just a usual wedding in 2020 

 

 

New Covid-19 Weeding invitation in 2020 

 

 

Donal Trump finally passed a test - only its for COVID-19

 

 

Kids returning to school after Coronavirus ends.

 

 

Stay Away from Negative People VS Stay Away from Negative People 

 

 

New Coronavirus etiquette in 2020

 

 

As no one knows how long the quarantine will last, people are making fun to buy a Christmas tree, just in case it will last till December

 

 

Many users are afraid that when the quarantine will be over, it will be hard to maintain the standards of cooking each day

 

 

No words :D

 

 

After being in a quarantine for 6 days, a father is giving coronavirus classes to the cats :)

 

 

How to talk with your cat about gun safety. Perfect timing during Coronavirus pandemic

 

 

Because all the beauty salons have been closed, Instagram is said to be reporting a sharp decrease in selfies all over the world

 

 

People wonder if drinking at 10am during coronavirus is acceptable

 

 

How construction workers are spending their time during lockdown

 

 

Sarcastic picture of a wife living with her husband together for 2 weeks during the quarantine

 

 

Now is a perfect excuse for all the single people out there to

justify why are they single :)

 

 

After speaking with my wife for two weeks while in quarantine, it turns out that she is not so bad after all

 

 

This is the look on my face when I'm at home and my manager want's to speak with me

 

 

A guy who is on quarantine send his Chihuahua dog to the local grocery store to buy Cheetos and he actually delivers

 

 

 

If you miss going to work every day, doctors are suggesting to continue doing your daily routine

 

 

As the number of people infected with the deadly virus reached almost half a million people and most of the countries have declared state of emergency, the number of deaths have climbed to 22,026. Spain has now reported the biggest increase in death, 442 for the previous day with over 6,673 new cases of confirmed infection.

Also, India is now in complete lockdown with a population of over 1,3 billion people. Narendra Modi, the prime minister stressed that if after 21 days the situation will not stop or improve then the country’s development risked being set back 21 years.

 

What are the latest 20 most funny Coronavirs Jokes?

 

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

  • Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? A: It’s a long story…

  • What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? A: Inside jokes

  • Two grandmothers were bragging about their precious darlings. One of them says to the other, “Mine are so good at social distancing, they won’t even call me.”

  • Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.

  • My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, “Throw this and wherever it lands—that’s where I’m taking you when this pandemic ends.” Turns out, we’re spending two weeks behind the fridge.

  • Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.

  • My mom always told me I wouldn’t accomplish anything by lying in bed all day. But look at me now, ma! I’m saving the world!

  • After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

  • If I keep stress-eating at this level, the buttons on my shirt will start socially distancing from each other.

  • Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

  • Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent. Then it Dawned on me.

  • Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder

  • I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a six-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!

  • The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

  • I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a parent-teacher conference.

  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog–we laughed a lot.

  • I finished Netflix today.

  • Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic? Bitch read the room.

  • – Knock knock. Who is there? Seriously, don’t touch my door and get back 6 meters to social distance.

 

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In this difficult times, people are scared, no one knows what will happen or for how long this coronavirus pandemic will last. As of today, there are 613.700 confirmed cases with over 30,712 deaths. At the same time, Italy has reported the largest increase in death, with over 919 in just one day followed by Spain with 569 deaths.

 

In order to reduce the number of new infections, governments are forced to impose new restrictions on movement. So, if there is one thing we can do apart from staying home is trying to have a positive attitude. Bemorepanda has compiled a new series of the most popular memes from the internet and we hope that it will put a smile on your face in this difficult situation we’re currently in. 

 

President of France, Emmanuel Macron tells it's citizen to avoid visiting old people, while sitting next to his wife, Brigitte Marie-Claude Macron who is 66 years old

 

 

People now remember the time when the biggest problem of the US was a glowjob given to Bill Clinton by Monica Lewinsky.

 

 

 

The quarantine is having an emotional impact on parents, especially if you live with more than two children in one small apartment

 

 

While it's very difficult to find toilet paper in US supermarkets, in Afganistan it's a different story

 

 

Can this be a cure for coronavirus?

 

 

The reason why in Burundi has 0 cases of coronavirus is because no tests have been made

 

 

 

 

When police test you for coronavirus but it turns out the test is positive for marijuana

 

 

 

Why some users prefer not to share hands

 

 

 

EBITDAC = earning before interest, taxes, depreciation, amortization and coronavirus

 

 

The list is compiled by Bemorepanda

 

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Everyone is talking about Coronavirus (COVID-19) and everywhere there is information about the virus and how to protect yourself from it.


The coronavirus is spreading to more and more countries, air traffic with the whole world is interrupted, those who have been abroad are self-isolating, resorts, shopping and entertainment centers, cafes and restaurants are closing. Every day, the news of the coronavirus pandemic snowballs.


In response, photoshoots, memes, and funny videos are spreading at the same speed on the Internet, and entrepreneurs are beginning to redesign production and release creative "anti-coronavirus" products.


Being in this situation, again in quarantine, there was nothing left to do but joke. Bemorepanda has collected the top of the funniest memes and jokes.


1.Coronavirus lockdown


2.Lets go, man!


3.No eating


4.Dont ever go


5.My dog and quarantine


6.Gamers be like


7.Normal lifestyle


8.Pep talk


9.You know the rules


10.Because of corona


11.Not coming down


12.Waiting


13.My travel plans


14.Before and after


15.Lockdown 2020


16.Isolating is your ally?


17.Day 25 of quarantine



18.Remember the time


19.Man=Bush


20.Right now


21.Any mask


22.Oh yeah!


23.Novel Coronavirus


24.Birthday in March


25.Turining ito potatos


26.What year it will stop?


27.Corona is a person


28.Uno game +4


29.Mood for everyday


30.All day the same



31.Full effect


32.All is on fire


33.Protesting again coronavirus


34.That would be great


35.Me in quarantine


36.It's gonna be may


37.Coronials


38.Can't be alone


39.Titanic be like 2020


40.Coronavirus be like




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