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Football is one of the most popular sports - the "king sport," which provokes great passion and emotions among the supporters.

 

Top football memes

 

FIFA (International Football Federation) statistics show that more than 270 million people worldwide, from more than 200 countries, especially in Europe, Asia, South America, and Africa, play regular football: professionals or amateurs, men, and women who love this sport.

 

1. Two, please

 

2. He’s just a child

 

3. A free kick

 

Read here 50 fascinating facts about the UEFA Champions League that you need to know.

 

Football's (official) birth in Europe dates back to the 19th century, 1863, when rugby football split into rugby and football in England, with the latter establishing stringent rules. Clear. However, the distant origin of football is in ancient China, around the third century BC, in a game called "cuju," which was practiced as a kind of training for soldiers. They had to control the ball (which was filled with animal hair) with their foot, chest, calves, and shoulders.

 

The oldest football club, recognized internationally, was established in England in 1857 - FC Sheffield - still operating today, but at the amateur level. Initially, as there were no other clubs, the matches were played between FC Sheffield members; the criteria according to which the teams were formed were: married versus unmarried, unemployed versus employees, etc. In 1860, when a second club was set up in the same city - FC Hallam - the first club match was held every year.

 

The first football league was also created in England in 1888 by the president of the Aston Villa club in Birmingham and consisted of 12 teams.

 

 

4. Hear me out

 

5. Coming through

 

6. Good meme

 

The first international football match took place in 1872, between England and Scotland, in Glasgow and ended 0 - 0. The players wore "knickerbockers" (shorts) and hats or caps, this clothing detail (hat/hat) being preserved until the beginning of the twentieth century.

 

At the first club matches, the balls were not spherical. It was customary to inflate a pig's bladder, tie it at both ends, and wrap it in leather, giving it an oval shape. Also, the balls were lighter at first (340 - 425 grams), but in 1937, increasing to 396 - 453 grams. The first modern soccer ball was made in 1870, with an elastic rubber insert in a leather cover, an invention of Richard Lindon, who is said to have revolutionized the game of football with his idea.

 

The rules of the football game, established in 1863 at the time of its establishment, did not mention, until 1875, the existence of a crossbar for the goal, only the vertical bars. Therefore, to score a dream, it was enough for the ball to pass between the vertical bars, regardless of height.

 

The old tactics of the game were very similar to those of rugby today - the teams had strong attackers and, when offside, they attacked in groups to take the ball to the opponent's goal.

 

7. Tom and Jerry

 

8. Babbage

 

9. Off the palette

 

The fouls and the arbitrators did not appear in the initial regulations, considering they do not commit intentional "mistakes." Various events on the field could be challenged in discussions with the captains and then with the players. The referees first appeared in the area in 1891.

 

The penalty kick appeared in football only in the twentieth century and could be executed from a line 11 meters from the goal and parallel to it. The goalkeeper could approach up to 5.5 meters of the executor.

 

Until about 1912, goalkeepers could use their hands in play on their entire half of the field, and the goalie's suit could only be blue, white, or orange/yellow.

 

FIFA Chief Referee Ken Aston inspired the yellow and red cards at a traffic light on Kensington High Street in London during a walk as he thought of ways to mark warnings and exclusions in the game. 

 

At first, the breaks between innings did not have a pre-determined duration. The break lasted as long as the players could wash, change equipment, have a snack, and drink tea before the second half.

 

10. I Just lost

 

11. Dear diary

 

12. OMG, a ball

 

The fastest goal in football history was scored in the second 2.8, by the Uruguayan Ricardo Olivera, in 1998.

 

Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo holds the most records - the most goals scored by a footballer in the Champions League in a season (17), the most FIFA World Player trophies (3), the first Portuguese footballer to win the Golden Ball five times, and the second, after Messi, who won the "Golden Ice" three times, etc.

 

In football, most consider that the greatest footballer is the Argentine Maradona, sharing with the Brazilian Pele the title of "Player of the Century" award by FIFA.

Most own goals in a match belong to Stade Olympique de L’Emyrne, Madagascar, which, in 2006, in the game against A.S. In addition, he scored 149 own goals.

 

The opening match of the famous Wembley Stadium in London (where the EURO 2020 UEFA final will also take place), which took place in 1923, was attended by 190,000 spectators.

 

The highest number of spectators present at a football match was recorded in 1950, during the final of the World Cup in Brazil, the game being played between the national teams of Brazil and Uruguay, in the Maracana stadium. One hundred ninety-nine thousand eight hundred fifty-four spectators were about to see this match.

 

13. They going to kiss

 

14. Spot the ball

 

15. Cool handbag

 

16. Snickers

 

The game rules were outlined in the mid-19th century to standardize the practices of a wide variety of similar games played in UK schools. Cambridge rules, identical to those of today, were created at Trinity College, Cambridge, in 1848, at a meeting of representatives of several colleges: Eton College, Harrow School, Rugby School, Winchester College, and Shrewsbury School. But they were far from universal rules. In the 1850s, many clubs were formed, independent of schools or universities, that played various forms of football. Many used their own rules, the best example being Sheffield F.C. (former Harrow School students). It was founded in 1857, and its rules led to the formation of the Sheffield & Hallamshire Football Federation in 1867. In 1862, John Charles Thring of Uppingham School created another commonly used set of rules.

 

These efforts led to the founding of the Football Federation (FA) in 1863, which first met on October 26, 1863, at Freemason's Tavern in Great Queen Street, London. The only school that was represented at this meeting was Charterhouse School. Freemason’s Tavern was the meeting place for the Federation for another five meetings, between October and December. During this time, the first comprehensive set of rules was born. At the last meeting, the first treasurer of the FA, who was the Blackheath representative, withdrew his club from the FA, due to the exclusion from the rules, at the previous meeting, two basic rules: the first was the one that allowed running with the ball in his hands and the second, the possibility of stopping the opponent by hitting him in the "whistle, by shooting, or by holding. Other English rugby clubs followed suit and did not join the FA. But in 1871, they formed the Rugby Football Union. The remaining 11 clubs in the FA, led by Ebenezer Cobb Morley, have ratified the first 14 rules of the game. Despite this, the Sheffield club continued to play by its own rules until the 1870s.

 

Today the rules of the game are set by the International Football Association Board (IFAB). It was founded in 1886 after a meeting of the English Football Federation, the Scottish Football Federation, the Welsh Football Federation, and the Irish Football Federation in Manchester.

 

In 1888, Aston Villa club president William McGregor formed the first football league in England. The original format contained 12 teams from central and northern England.

 

The FIFA International Football Federation was formed in Paris in 1904, and its representatives decided to adopt the rules created by IFAB. The growing popularity of the game led to the union of the representatives of the two federations (FIFA and IFAB). Today, their leadership consists of 4 FIFA representatives and 1 representative from each British federation.

Football is popular with both children and adults.

 

17. Mom, I’m in

 

18. Screenshot

 

19. Innocent

 

20. At twitter

 

21. Yes

 

22. Still open

 

23. Cheerleading

 

24. Last month

 

25. Blade grass

 

26. Messi coming

 

27. What?

 

28. Bad boy

 

29. Love football

 

30. About relationship

 

31. Sold

 

32. Not coming home

 

33. Ronaldo

 

34. Happiness

 

35. Championship

 

36. In my head

 

37. Nutshell

 

38. Let’s dance

 

39. Something in the air

 

40. It’s gone

 

41. Nothing

 

42. Messi

 

43. Evolution

 

44. I got two

 

45. Football season

 

46. That’s why

 

47. Kane

 

48. Headphones

 

49. Slow motion

 

50. Complete list

 

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Who wants to be sad? We think no one - maybe only those who have become addicted to this condition because they know it will bring attention to those around them. And yet, how do you get rid of sadness?

 

Funny memes for a good mood

 

Sadness is an emotion like any other; only it is one that we run away from. You don't like how it feels on the inside or the outside, how it looks and how you are perceived when you experience this emotion as naturally as possible.

 

Bemorepanda prepared some memes to cheer you up.

 

1. Sunroof

 

2. Hotel Hell

 

3. Saturday

 

We wondered if we would have felt the same way if we hadn't been programmed as children to believe that sadness is something terrible, something that shouldn't happen, something that we should either run away from or replace with smiles. We see parents who always urge their children not to be sad, cry, and always smile, no matter what happens inside them.

 

It has already become second nature; you don't even know how it could be otherwise. You don't want to feel sad, overwhelmed, and fill every nook and cranny of your body. And the more you show up, the harder you want to run and not feel it.

 

And here comes the paradox. The harder you run, the better and more comfortable it is for you, instead of disappearing. So subtle is this grabbing that you don't even know it's there. Sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, you feel sad and do not know why.

 

Like any other emotion, sadness does not dissolve and does not disappear as long as it is not consumed, lived, or felt.

 

4. Rising water

 

5. Pick up the phone

 

6. You want water?

 

Allow yourself to feel it, accept it, let it embrace you, invite her out of where you hid her when she came. She won't be willing to go out very quickly because she doesn't know how to do it anymore, but you can get rid of the emotions you have repressed with patience and gentleness.

 

But, more specifically, to radically change your mood, you can also try to practice yoga and listen to and listen to your favorite songs in a few minutes.

 

Practicing physical exercises will free your mind from stress and make you feel good at the end, feeling like you are in a different body, and listening to music when you are upset will make you relive the most beautiful moments in life. To. Surround yourself with good energy while eliminating that destructive energy.

 

See here New eddition of 30 funny crying memes to boost your mood - Bemorepanda

 

7. Still watching?

 

8. Go sleep

 

But if you want the sadness to go away in the long run, you need to make some significant changes. We talk about lifestyle and the circle of friends.

 

To be sad, make sure you eat healthily, eliminate the people who send you evil energy, and "detach" yourself from the activities that make you see only the empty part of the glass.

 

Toxic people, unhealthy lifestyles, and bad habits affect your physical and mental well-being in the long run, so change now so that you do not heal later. Then be sure to make some significant changes. We talk about lifestyle and the circle of friends.

 

To be sad, make sure you eat healthily, eliminate the people who send you evil energy, and "detach" yourself from the activities that make you see only the empty part of the glass.

 

Toxic people, unhealthy lifestyles, and bad habits affect your physical and mental condition in the long run, so change now so that you do not heal later.

 

9. Lockdown

 

10. About 2022

 

11. Bad situation

 

A life situation is not always painted in black or white. In other words, there are good parts and bad parts in everything that happens to us. But when it comes to depression or anxiety, the brain tends to see things only in black. The important thing is not to fall into this trap and focus your negative thoughts on something that can give you hope. For example, you can be guided by the saying, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." Think that you will be a stronger person because you have endured a difficult situation.

 

Even if you fail at something, get up, shake off the dust, and start again. Every failure can be the cornerstone of success. Analyze as objectively as possible the obstacles you did not anticipate, learn from your mistakes and make a plan to overcome those obstacles in the future. Resuming the fight is the most important thing you need to do.

 

Try to do things you like; they satisfy you. Create something with the help of your hands: learn or resume practicing a musical instrument, write, draw, color, or make wooden objects, canvas, or paper. If you are passionate about gastronomy, try new recipes. What matters is the brain's occupation with a playful, enjoyable activity. (Re) Learn to play! Creativity stimulates the secretion of neurotransmitters (serotonin, dopamine) in the brain, which gives well-being.

 

You know best what you need. If you are going through a difficult time, you need to pay attention. Make sure you eat healthily and take care of your skin, hair, nails, and rest. Behave as you would with your best friend. You don't feel guilty about needing all this. You deserve them!

 

12. I thought you liked me

 

13. Blow drying

 

14. Libra

 

15. COVID-19

 

16. Late twice

 

17. Above me now

 

18. Singing

 

19. What are you doing?

 

20. Changes

 

21. Listening

 

22. Email finds you well

 

23. After an exam

 

24. So sad

 

25. See your boss

 

26. Coughs

 

27. A few days later

 

28. Embody

 

29. Spy

 

30. Sanitizer

 

31. the same thing

 

32. My precious

 

33. Work memes

 

34. Stealing my nose

 

35. Toasters

 

36. Makeup

 

37. Brunch

 

38. Breakfast

 

39. Proof

 

40.  At the airport

 

See here New eddition of 30 funny crying memes to boost your mood - Bemorepanda

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Consoles, video cards, joysticks, ultrawide monitors and VR glasses: these are just some of the elements that make up an industry of almost 120 billion dollars and a hobby loved by many: gaming. For some it has become a full-fledged occupation, from which they secure their basic income. Universities around the world have adapted to the growth of this field, offering bachelor's and master's programs in video game technology.


However, gaming has gained a bad reputation in popular culture over time, being accused of causing addiction, psychological problems and violent behavior. However, these gaming controversies have failed to eclipse the fun, relaxation and stress relief offered by games. Bemorepanda collected some memes on this subject.


1.Hard to win


2.How it is presented


3.Superbowl people


4.Me hunting


5.Extra controller


6.Logic in games


7.Left 4 dead


8.XOBOX 360


9.Fortnite


10.False alarm


11.Worst mission


12.Minecraft great again


13.Dead space


14.Storage full


15.Big stats


16.Cyberpunk


17.Me and my girlfriend


18.GTA online


19.The Switch


20.Own holiday


21.All the controls


22.Minecraft survival megabuild


23.Creation


24.Betray


25.Childhood


26.Terraria


27.Happy Valentine’s Day


28.Pokemon team


29.Dark souls


30.During Valentine’s 


31.Kid on Xbox


32.Happy Valentine’s 


33.Couple games


34.Valentine’s day


35.Don’t forget to save the game


36.Fell off


37.Any video game


38.Laughting


39.Good present


40.One hit


41.Fan art


42.Junktown


43.That hurt


44.To be continued


45.Valentine’s Day


46.That’s fine


47.Do this nonstop


48.Boomin’ business


49.GTA 6


50.Perfect Valentine’s




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Birthday for everyone is a very personal and memorable holiday, especially for women who expect attention from close people, gifts, and surprises. However, at the same time, the birthday is tremendous stress for friends and relatives because congratulating the birthday is necessary for this day to remember with tenderness and warmth for a long time. How can you congratulate a woman on her birthday? See the memes below but don’t forget about flowers.

 

Birthday Memes for Her

 

No matter who you have a birthday, you have to give her flowers. Of course, before choosing a bouquet, it is desirable to ask his friends what flowers he prefers. It is believed that the most beautiful flowers that will not leave a girl indifferent are roses. For a woman you love, you can pick red roses, for the one you meet - pink or white; for a friend - yellow or peach.

 

Funny Happy Birthday Meme

 

1. Fabulous Lady

 

2. Wine…

 

3.Smile

 

4. Hey girl

 

5. Barry Happy

 

See here 40 funny happy birthday memes for him that will make his day. Download for Free 

 

How to make an actual surprise card?

 

If you want to turn a woman's birthday into an incredible vacation, you can come to her in the morning with a bunch of balls and a present. First of all, you have the opportunity to congratulate the little girl for the first time and, secondly, imagine how pleasant it is to receive such a greeting card.

 

Instead of a postcard, you can take a large piece of paper and paste a picture of the girl's birthday and write everything you want for her on this day. If you rely on tea, get a cake or candy. A short wish can be attached to each ball. Such a greeting card will be pleasing to the birthday girl. If you want to congratulate a woman collectively and know that she is not ready to celebrate a holiday, the best option for her is to organize a small party. Prepare a short greeting card and cover a small table with sandwiches and sweets. Decorate the room with flowers and balls and prepare a small gift. Ask the birthday girl to come under any excuse and then arrange a surprise.

 

For a woman you love, you need to prepare a separate gift. 

 

Congratulations, it should be when the boyfriend stays in bed in the morning—Cook a delicious breakfast. If you are not strong in cooking, you can cook ordinary edible eggs and toast. The main thing is to decorate everything nicely with vegetables and fruits. Put a flower in a small pot and wake up your birthday with a pleasant greeting.

 

Then you can go for a picnic in the park or meet your friends. If you want to congratulate your loved one uniquely - arrange a search game, the prize of which will be your gift. Before the birthday wakes up, glue the first tip to the mirror. The second can wait on the street, on the bench, the third - in the park. So you can congratulate them on an incredible and exciting game. The finish can be expected from a beloved woman in a restaurant where you will meet her with a large bouquet.

 

 

6. Cool girl

 

7. Sexy beast

 

8. Happy birthday co-worker

 

9. You deserve me

 

10. Bananas

 

Sarcastic Happy Birthday Meme for Her

 

11. Thinking of you

 

12. Getting lit

 

13.Hello it’s me

 

Congratulations to a colleague

 

A birthday at the office can be a bit of celebration. Before the arrival of a colleague, he should decorate his closet with balls and flowers. On the wall, you can close a poster with wishes. It is best to arrange a holiday after a working day, in honor of the birthday girl that you can shorten or let her go home and invite her to a party.

 

Through the team's strengths, you can make a short video that will show the working days and collective holidays with the little girl's birthday. Before preparing a greeting card, it should be noted that if as many people congratulate young employees as possible, then senior women are usually complimented by a narrow team.

 

What gift to choose a woman for a birthday greeting?

 

To please the birthday girl, the birthday of a single word of congratulations is not enough. It is also desirable to give her a small memorable gift. How to choose? We must undoubtedly proceed from the fact that a woman loves. The facility should be personal, so you shouldn't think that the coffee grinder or blender will please the culprit of the holiday because it will be used by everyone in the family, which means that it will not be intended only for him.

 

For women who take care of themselves, you can offer cosmetics. A standard set of gel shampoo will not hurt anyone, especially if it is an expensive brand and has a good quality. Give a gift certificate if you don't know what to choose as a greeting card. It is sold in almost all cosmetic supermarkets and beauty salons. So, a woman can select a gift within the specified amount.

 

For an active woman, a trip full of love and sports, the ideal gift will be a sea trip to the resort. The girl's birthday friends can arrange more modest greeting cards. Organize a trip with fire songs and barbecue—an excellent option for greeting cards in the year's warm season. As a gift, you can set up a tent or camp. For a woman who likes secular outings, you can offer theater tickets. After that, you can arrange dinner in a good restaurant.

 

 

14.Facebook reminder

 

15. My best wishes

 

16. So smart

 

17. Special lady

 

18. Reminder

 

19. Can I see your ID

 

20. Besides you

 

Getting Old Meme

 

21. Age and wine

 

22. Fabulosity

 

23.HB

 

24. How old you are

 

25. I know your actual age

 

26. Getting old

 

27. A month late

 

28. Being older

 

29. None of your business

 

30. Perfect birthday meme for her

 

Girlfriend Funny Birthday Meme

 

31. Spoil yourself

 

32. Baby

 

33. I made you a drink

 

34. I know I won’t see you

 

35. Do it your way

 

36. It’s your birthday

 

37. Guess the day

 

38. Love you sexy beast

 

39. Controlling my excitement

 

40. Facebook vibes

 

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The day of the tricks has a long disputed history, the custom of pranks being a intertwining of local folk customs specific to each country with ancient legends and ceremonies to welcome the New Year and later spring.


The hypothesis, accepted by the majority, claims that the origin of April 1 is closely related to the change of the Julian calendar with the Gregorian one. In the old calendar, New Year's Day was celebrated on April 1, instead of January 1. After the change of the Gregorian calendar in 1582, during the reign of Charles IX, people initially had trouble getting used to the celebration of the new year on January 1. Those who celebrated the New Year on April 1 were called "April Fools." As time went on, the greetings sent for the New Year on April 1 began to be considered pranks, often accompanied by funny gifts.


No matter where it comes from, April 1st is recognized as Fool's Day in most countries of the world. Marked first in Europe, Fool's Day migrated across the ocean and then around the globe. Bemorepanda collected some memes for April Fools Day.


1.April fools day


2.Own holiday


3.True again


4.Not sure if real


5.Nothing and nobody


6.So bad


7.Life is a joke


8.No business


9.April joke


10.Fool them everyday


11.Lie on internet


12.Pranks are here


13.Silly goose


14.A trap


15.No one believes


16.April kiss


17.A joke


18.Pranks are open


19.Retiring


20.April fools


21.Fake proposal


22.No one can be trusted


23.I trusted you


24.This face


25.A prank


26.Murdered co-workers


27.Eagles


28.Don’t really do anything


29.That was a joke


30.Cruel april



31.No joke


32.Not a fool


33.A check


34.I get it


35.Legal today


36.Office prank


37.Hilarious


38.Lie on internet


39.Stop dad


40.Brown E’s



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