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40 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Jokes to gobble up with your guests in 2020

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Thanksgiving Day is an annual one-day celebration in which God is thanked for the richness of that year's harvest. Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States and on the second Monday in October in Canada.

 

Although Thanksgiving has historical roots in religious traditions, it also has a strong secular character. For Americans, Thanksgiving Day is primarily a family holiday, in which relatives, together, sacrifice a turkey in gratitude for the year that is nearing its end. Other traditional Thanksgiving dishes, in addition to stuffed turkey, are ham, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn and pumpkin pie.

 

In the United States, Thanksgiving parades are organized, during which school marching bands usually parade and various allegorical carriages are presented. Also in the United States, most businesses are closed on Thursdays and Fridays to allow employees to spend more time with family and friends. The only ones that remain open are the shops, Thanksgiving being followed by Black Friday, the day with the biggest discounts of the year.

 

It's time for everyone to gather at the table and share news and jokes. Bemorepanda has collected a top 40 jokes to share at the Thanksgiving Day table.

Jokes about turkey

  1. "What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"
  2. "Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" "He sensed fowl play."
  3. "What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A turkey."
  4. "Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."
  5. "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"
  6. "Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?" "Because he will gobble it up."
  7. "If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."

  1. "What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."
  2. "What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."
  3. "What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."
  4. "Why did the turkey cross the road?" "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."
  5. "Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play."
  6. "How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" "He was already stuffed."
  7. "What did the turkey say to the computer?" "Google, google."

 

 

Thanksgiving day jokes for children

 

  1. "What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?" "A har-vest."
  2. "Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"
  3. "What's a turkey's favorite Thanksgiving food?" "Nothing—it's already stuffed."
  4. "Which holiday is Dracula's favorite?" "Fangs-giving."
  5. "What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?" "The turkey trot."
  6. "What instrument does a turkey play?" "The drumsticks!"
  7. "What kind of key can't open doors?" "A tur-key."
  8. "What kind of noise does a limping turkey make?" "Wobble, wobble."

 

 

Jokes about Thanksgiving Day food

  1. "What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash casserole."
  2. "What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?" "The casse-role."
  3. "What's Frankenstein's favorite Thanksgiving dish?" "Monster mash potatoes and grave-y."
  4. "What's a turkey's favorite dessert?" "Peach gobbler!"
  5. "Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?" "It had 24 carrots."
  6. "What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?" "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
  7. "Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."
  8. "My grandma made mashed potatoes from a box. That's it. That's the joke."

 

 

Knock Knock jokes on Thanksgiving Day

  1. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Norma Lee." "Norma Lee who?" "Norma Lee I don't drink eat this much!"
  2. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Tamara." "Tamara who?" "Tamara we'll eat all the leftovers!"
  3. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body seen the turkey?"
  4. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any leftovers?"
  5. "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Don." "Don who?" "Don eat all the gravy, I want some more."

 

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Thanksgiving Day. A beautiful holiday that brings families and friends together for dinner. A special meal, based on turkey, a bird native to North America. And corn and cranberries, a kind of cranberry, also native to America. Then add a lot of other dishes. Thanksgiving dinner has become a kind of cooking contest.

 

It's a celebration of overflow. And of humility, of gratitude to the divinity for well-being, for the dishes on the table. Our ancestors respected the dishes much more than we, the hungry generations.

 

Hundreds of years ago he was starving. If the winter was too hard, if there was hail or floods, if the locusts invaded or the wool caught fire, hunger breathed in your neck. In the daily prayer inherited from one generation to the next, we still hope to receive "our daily bread." Even if we throw old, dry bread in the trash every day

 

No one can deny the beauty of Thanksgiving. A day to thank. Sit in it for a while and think about how lucky you are. In which you enjoy your loved ones who are still close to you. Because everything is fleeting, including well-being. People are beautiful when they are together.

 

And Thanksgiving is upon us, which means the holiday season is in full swing. The children who go to college, hundreds of kilometers away, get in their cars and drive for a meal at home, with their families. With grandparents, great-grandparents, uncles and aunts, cousins ​​they haven't seen in a long time. Events that bring families together are quite rare in a human life, usually weddings and funerals. But, Thanksgiving is an annual occasion to meet, to say goodbye, to "together". And the king of the Thanskgiving table is the turkey.

 

But what will be this year? In the midst of the pandemic, many people reunited, once the studies became online and work at home. But because of the danger of infection and the spread of the virus, people cannot all gather at one table, especially the elderly. Even if the holiday will be spent in a very small circle, it will be a symbolic one and of major importance.

 

Of course, it is a good reason for Internet users to create different funny and interesting memes for us. Bemorepanda has collected the top memes and jokes perfect for everyone.

 

1.Favourite thing about Thanksgiving

 

2.Huge Thanksgiving dinner

 

3.Waiting for Christmas

 

4.We're having a turkey?

 

5.Checking their phone in the bathroom

 

6.Dinner be at 6 pm

 

7.Today vs tomorrow

 

8.Thinking about Thanksgiving

 

9.New recipe for Thanksgiving

 

10.Just one piece of pie

 

11.After Thanksgiving

 

12.Eating the same thing

 

13.Thanks for nothing

 

14.Waiting for Thanksgiving

 

15.Why you eat me?

 

16.Waking up on Thanksgiving

 

17.No seconds til everyone had a plate

 

18.The whole family is roasting you

 

19.Come at me bro

 

20.You and your cousin come back from "taking a walk"

 

21.I regret nothing

 

22.Could you pass the pie?

 

23.Don't mind that

 

24.Too many questions

 

25.Isn't that your 3rd plate?

 

26.Oh, pie!

 

27.Drinking at noon on a wednesday

 

28.After Thanksgiving

 

29.But is not the day!

 

30.Something is happening

 

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Thanksgiving Day is an annual one-day celebration in which God is thanked for the richness of that year's harvest. Thanksgiving is celebrated on the fourth Thursday in November in the United States and on the second Monday in October in Canada, writes Mediafax.

 

Although Thanksgiving has historical roots in religious traditions, it also has a strong secular character. For Americans, Thanksgiving Day is primarily a family holiday, in which relatives, together, sacrifice a turkey in gratitude for the year that is nearing its end. Other traditional Thanksgiving dishes besides stuffed turkey are ham, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn and pumpkin pie.

 

Thanksgiving is upon us, which means the holiday season is in full swing. Bemorepanda has collected the funniest jokes and memes for Thanksgiving, which will be soon.

 

1.This is me on Thanksgiving

 

2.And the food is ready

 

3.Waiting for Thanksgiving

 

4.How it feels

 

5.Oh look, pie!

 

6.I am no cook.

 

7.When at Thanksgiving

 

8.Me at Thanksgiving

 

9.Forced into a million birds

 

10.Little me be like

 

11.What you think?

 

12.After Thanksgiving

 

13.Make Thanksgiving great again

 

14.Thanksgiving dinner tip

 

15.Not a single thank

 

16.No seconds til everyone had a plate

 

17.Food ready

 

18.Not anymore

 

19.Passing food

 

20.I came in like a butterball

 

21.What are you telling me?

 

22.A great dinner

 

23.Funny moment

 

24.Vegetarians

 

25.Let us be Thankfull

 

26.Sitting at the big kids table

 

27.Brace yourselves

 

28.Children's table

 

29.Now back away

 

30.The meal is over

 

31.Happy Thanksgiving

 

32.Bread cubes

 

33.Christmas

 

34.Eating the same

 

35.Cousin come back from taking a walk

 

36.No interfence

 

37.Happy Thanksgiving

 

38.Stuffing your face

 

39.That's fine

 

40.A quick way

 

41.Stop eating

 

42.Happy Thanksgiving

 

43.Working on Thanksgiving

 

44.Come downstairs

 

45.Christmas songs

 

46.Just pants

 

47.New recipe

 

48.KFC is closed

 

49.Meanwhile in Canada

 

50.Can spot a bird

 

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Americans celebrate Thanksgiving on the last Thursday in November. This holiday is said to date back to 1623, but it was not until 1863, during the Civil War, that it became an official federal holiday, when President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national day for “Gratitude and prayer to our beneficent Father, who dwells in Heaven. ", on the fourth Thursday in November.

 

Thanksgiving in its modern form is said to have its origins in the harvest festival that pilgrims first held in Massachusetts, 1961. The first day of Thanksgiving in the true sense of the word is believed to have taken place in 1963, when pilgrims satisfied with the rich harvests, although it rained profusely and there was a danger of unsatisfactory harvests.

 

These early thanksgivings and praises took the form of specially organized services in the church, not necessarily in the form of a celebration. In the second half of the seventeenth century, thanksgiving after the harvest became much more frequent and began to become annual events. However, there were differences depending on the area, being celebrated on different days in different communities or taking place several times a year.

 

These harvest holidays continued in the following years in early autumn or winter, first as a religious improvisation and then as a civil tradition.

 

Bemorepanda has collected a funny top about Thanksgiving Day.

 

1.This is me on Thanksgiving

 

2.And the food is ready

 

3.Waiting for Thanksgiving

 

4.How it feels

 

5.Oh look, pie!

 

6.I am no cook.

 

7.When at Thanksgiving

 

8.Me at Thanksgiving

 

9.Forced into a million birds

 

10.Little me be like

 

11.What you think?

 

12.After Thanksgiving

 

13.Make Thanksgiving great again

 

14.Thanksgiving dinner tip

 

15.Not a single thank

 

16.No seconds til everyone had a plate

 

17.Food ready

 

18.Not anymore

 

19.Passing food

 

20.I came in like a butterball

 

21.What are you telling me?

 

22.A great dinner

 

23.Funny moment

 

24.Vegetarians

 

25.Let us be Thankfull

 

26.Sitting at the big kids table

 

27.Brace yourselves

 

28.Children's table

 

29.Now back away

 

30.The meal is over

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