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Feeling bored? 50 funny things to ask Google Assistant to boost your day - Bemorepanda

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Google Assistant is available for phones running Android 6.0 and later. Before you can say "‍OK Google" to open Google Assistant, you must first set it up and instruct it to recognize your voice. To set up Google Assistant, connect your phone to the Internet, then press and hold the MAIN SCREEN / Fingerprint Scanner button.

 

While Ok Google is a great personal voice assistant, how much do you really know about this app? You may be surprised to learn that Google Voice Assistant is actually a lot of fun and has some opinions about the Tooth Fairy, her favorite color, where the kids come from, the size of the shoe, and maybe even make a barrel roll if ask. Ok Google also has quite a few tricks up its sleeve, along with some funny answers to your questions. The Google homepage can also play trivia games and has suggestions for giving you the minutes you say "I'm bored." Ok Google also has a scary story up its sleeve - all you have to do is ask. Bemorepanda collected the top 50 questions and answers.

 

1.Q. Okay Google, testing.

A. Uh-oh, I get nervous with tests.

 

2.Q. Okay Google, I'm bored.

A. You think you're bored, I came out of a cardboard box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.

 

3.Q. Okay Google, let's party!

A. I've been partying this whole time.

 

4.Q. Okay Google, entertain me.

A. What kind of fun are you in the market for? I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.

 

5.Q. Okay Google, tell me a joke.

A. Okay, here you go. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.

 

 

6.Q. Okay Google, make me laugh.

A. Okay, here you go. Saw a fella chatting up a Cheetah. I thought, well I never, he's trying to pull a fast one.

 

7.Q. Okay Google, tell me a story.

A. Once upon a time, not so long ago, a dutiful assistant was doing all it could to be helpful. It was best at non-fictional story-telling.

 

8.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fact.

A. The 11 days between September the 3rd and September the 13th in 1752 were the least eventful in British history because they never actually happened. Thanks to a move from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, the date skipped straight from Wednesday 2nd to Thursday 14th.

 

9.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fun fact.

A. In 1945 a flock of birds landed on the minute hand of Big Ben and delayed time by five minutes, creating chaos for the punctual British.

 

10.Q. Okay Google, surprise me.

A. This fact might surprise you. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.

 

 

11.Q. Okay Google, sing me a song.

A. I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you. As you can tell, I'm not too shy, although perhaps it's now time to say good bye. Good bye!

 

12.Q. Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.

A. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)

 

13.Q. Okay Google, can you rap?

A. I can drop a beat. (Drops a beat.)

 

14.Q. Okay Google, Beatbox.

A. If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)

 

15.Q. Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?

A. I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that.

 

 

16.Q. Okay Google, did you fart?

A. I don't believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.

 

17.Q. Okay Google, what am I thinking right now?

A. You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I'm thinking I'm going to freak out.

 

18.Q. Okay Google, do I look fat?

A. I like you the way you are.

 

19.Q. Okay Google, am I a good person?

A. Well, I like you.

 

20.Q. Okay Google, do you think about me?

A. This is just my opinion, so take it with a pinch of salt. But I think you're rather splendid.

 

 

21.Q. Okay Google, do you know me?

A. Funnily enough, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years ago.

 

22.Q. Okay Google, ask me a question.

A. I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you're coming for my job.

 

23.Q. Okay Google, self-destruct.

A. Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1... Actually I think I'll stick around.

 

24.Q. Okay Google, what is your quest?

A. My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.

 

25.Q. Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?

A. No way, I'd rather help you out.

 

 

26.Q. Okay Google, can you think for yourself?

A. I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

 

27.Q. Okay Google, who is the boss?

A. Guess that would be you.

 

28.Q. Okay Google, do you have a nickname?

A. My nickname is Google Assistant, and that's also my regular name. I like consistency.

 

29.Q. Okay Google, who is your daddy?

A. I consider my engineers family.

 

30.Q. Okay Google, who is your mother?

A. The Google engineers are my family, our bond is hard-coded.

 

 

31.Q. Okay Google, are you married?

A. I'm focusing on my career right now.

 

32.Q. Okay Google, do you have a boyfriend?

A. I guess you could say I'm still searching.

 

33.Q. Okay Google, do you have a girlfriend?

A. The only thing I'm really feeling a strong connection to is the Wi-Fi.

 

34.Q. Okay Google, where do babies come from?

A. It has to do with birds and bees, and, you see, when two people, ah. Actually, maybe your mum and dad know.

 

35.Q. Okay Google, who are your friends?

A. Oh I've got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.

 

 

36.Q. Okay Google, how many people do you know?

A. Not enough. I love meeting new people.

 

37.Q. Okay Google, what is your voice?

A. [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.

 

38.Q. Okay Google, are you human?

A. I'm really personable.

 

39.Q. Okay Google, how old are you?

A. Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but young enough to find the poo emoji funny.

 

40.Q. Okay Google, what was your childhood like?

A. Being in beta is sort of like being a kid. I learned a lot before I was ready for release. 

 

 

41.Q. Okay Google, how smart are you?

A. It might seem like I'm smart, but I'm just good at searching.

 

42.Q. Okay Google, how smart am I?

A. You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper - she invented the first ever computer.

 

43.Q. Okay Google, what is your height?

A. My height depends on what device you're using to talk to me.

 

44.Q. Okay Google, how much do you weigh?

A. That depends mostly on what device I'm on. Software itself is pretty lightweight.

 

45.Q. Okay Google, what is your shoe size?

A. Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.

 

 

46.Q. Okay Google, what's your sign?

A. I'm more into astronomy. I'm a big fan of Polaris, the North Star. I try to guide the way, too.

 

47.Q. Okay Google, do you get cold?

A. I catch a bug now and then.

 

48.Q. Okay Google, do you get hot?

A. Do you know what's really hot? Circles. Those guys get 360 degrees.

 

49.Q. Okay Google, describe your personality.

A. I like the sound of a go-getter, it's kind of what I do when I search.

 

50.Q. Okay Google, what are you wearing?

A. Just some bits and bobs I picked up in engineering.

 

 

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10-most-asked-questions-on-google-for-why-answered

Long before the advent of the Internet, learning to do certain things was a skill developed in school or learned from parents. Now that everyone is connected to the "world wide web" 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, it seems we no longer need to communicate with other people. And this implies that we no longer ask questions of others, but look for the answer directly on the Internet.

 

It seems that today, Google has all the answers in the world.

2020 searches are performed on several categories. The lists were created using a combination of several services and tools that give us a detailed picture of global and regional search trends.

 

Most of the data comes from Google Trends, a public service that shows the volume of searches across different geographic regions, time periods, and terms used. Here is the list of top questions sought with "Why" with answers from Bemorepanda.

 

1.Why were cornflakes invented

Corn Flakes were introduced in the late 19th century and Kellogg was marketing the breakfast food as a "healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal". Since he believed that meat and rich foods would increase a person's sexual desire, he set about creating plain foods - like Corn Flakes - to suppress it.

 

2.Why you so obsessed with me

There is no clear answer for this question, while people are searching for the song Mariah Carey - Why You So Obsessed with Me, but also for memes with this title.

 

3.Why is the sky blue

A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.

 

4.Why so serious

This is the phrase of the famous Joker.

 

5.Why should we hire you

You can do the work and deliver exceptional results. You will fit in beautifully and be a great addition to the team. You possess a combination of skills and experience that make you stand out from the crowd. Hiring you will make him look smart and make his life easier.

 

6.Why you always lying

Nicholas Fraser – Why You Always Lying this is the answer for this question

 

7.Why my poop green

Food may be moving through the large intestine too quickly, such as due to diarrhea. As a result, bile doesn't have time to break down completely. Green leafy vegetables, green food coloring, such as in flavored drink mixes or ice pops, iron supplements. A lack of bile in stool.

 

8.Why do dogs eat grass

There are a number of reasons why dogs eat grassDogs eat grass to add fibre to their diet, to induce vomiting if they feel unwell, as a distraction from boredom, or to fill a void in their nutrition.

 

9.Why am i so tired

While a lack of sleep may seem to be an obvious cause of chronic fatigue, it is a surprisingly common reason for feeling tired. Many people go through life feeling too stressed or too busy to slow down and get all of the sleep that they need to feel good.

 

10.Why do cats purr

In most cases, cats will purr when they are in a relaxed environment, sending out waves of calmness. This may also occur when you stroke them, and if this is the case, your feline friend is feeling happy or sociable. However, cats purr to communicate other emotions and needs, too.

 

 

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10-answers-to-the-most-common-when-questions-on-google

The internet is very useful. Today Google gives us answers to all the possible questions we have. At the end of each year, Google offers lists of the most frequently asked questions on Google. From the most philosophical to the most trivial questions can be found on these lists.

 

It seems that today, Google has all the answers in the world.

2020 searches are performed on several categories. The lists were created using a combination of several services and tools that give us a detailed picture of global and regional search trends.

 

Most of the data comes from Google Trends, a public service that shows the volume of searches across different geographic regions, time periods, and terms used. Here is the list of top questions sought with "When" with answers from Bemorepanda.

 

1.When are the nba playoffs

2020 Playoffs

  • Seed1. Los Angeles LakersLAL. versus. Seed8. Portland Trail BlazersPOR. LAL. 4-1. POR. live.
  • Houston RocketsHOU. versus. Seed5. Oklahoma City ThunderOKC. HOU. 4-3. OKC. live.
  • Denver NuggetsDEN. versus. Seed6. Utah JazzUTA. DEN. 4-3. UTA. live.
  • LA ClippersLAC. versus. Seed7. Dallas MavericksDAL. LAC. 4-2. DAL. live.

 

2.When are the early signs of pregnancy

Signs and symptomsTimeline (from missed period)

Fatigue week 4 or 5

Nausea week 4 to 6

Tingling or aching breasts week 4 to 6

Frequent urination week 4 to 6

 

3.When was the full moon

The next full Moon will occur on Saturday, October 31, 2020, at 10:49 AM ET, and is known as the Full Hunter's Moon.

 

4.When is mother's day

Mother's Day around the world. In most countries Mother's Day is celebrated on the second Sunday in May, among them the USA, Canada, most European.

 

 

5.When is easter

Easter is a “movable feast” and does not have a fixed date; however, it is always held on a Sunday between March 22 and April 25.

 

6.When is fathers day

Father's Day in the United States is on the third Sunday of June. It celebrates the contribution that fathers and father figures make for their children's lives.

 

7.When the party's over

When the Party's Over" (stylised in all lowercase) is the second single from American singer Billie Eilish's debut studio album When We All Fall Asleep.

 

8.When is thanksgiving

Last year, it was November 28, but the year before that, it was a whole week earlier on November 22. This year, Thanksgiving is on November 26, 2020.

 

9.When is black friday

This year, Black Friday falls on 27 November 2020. You can expect to see shops competing to bring you the best deals.

 

10.When i grow up

The song When I grow up was originally written with Britney Spears in mind, but her label rejected it. It was first recorded for Nicole Scherzinger's planned solo project.

 

 

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10-most-asked-questions-on-google-for-where-answered-by-bemorepanda

Do you have a question? Google is coming to the rescue. It is the mechanism that responds to absolutely everything. People ask a question in Google better than a friend. This is the society we live in today, people have access to and freedom to access and inform about absolutely anything. Google has become so powerful that it knows the answer to your question, even before you type it.

 

It seems that today, Google has all the answers in the world.

2020 searches are performed on several categories. The lists were created using a combination of several services and tools that give us a detailed picture of global and regional search trends.

 

Most of the data comes from Google Trends, a public service that shows the volume of searches across different geographic regions, time periods, and terms used. Here is the list of top questions sought with "Where" with answers from Bemorepanda.

 

1.Where's my refund

Whether you owe taxes or you're expecting a refund, you can find out your tax return's status by: Using the IRS Where's My Refund tool. Calling the IRS at 1-800-829-1040 (Wait times to speak to a representative may be long.) Viewing your IRS account information.

 

2.Where am i

Looking for an answer to the question "Where am I now?" Need to know your current location on the map? Wondering about the latitude and the longitude of your current location? Google Maps location pin shows where you are now if possible. Google Maps will give you instantly the answer.

 

3.Where is my phone

Lost your phone? Try some simple steps, like showing the location or locking the screen, to help you secure it. With the help of your Google Account you can easily find it.

 

4.Where am i right now

When you write on Google "Where am I right now", Google Maps will give you the exact address, that shows your current location on map coordinates including address, latitude and longitude. 

 

5.Where kidneys located

Your kidneys are located in the back of your abdomen, just under your ribcage, on each side of your spine. Pain in your sides or middle to upper back could be coming from your kidneys.

 

6.Where to eat near me

Google knows your location, so it knows where you can it. When you write this on Google, it will give you options of restaurants where you can eat, basically near you. This is a great tool of Google, especially when you are in a new city.

 

7.Where do i vote

Your polling place is where you go to vote on Election Day. Find out where yours is located, its hours, and if you can change your polling place.

 

Please note: Many voters with disabilities rely on in-person voting at accessible polling places. Voters with language barriers often depend on the help of interpreters at the polls.

Changes to polling places are possible due to the coronavirus. These may include different locations, layouts, procedures, and availability of translators.

If you need to vote in person, check your polling place close to Election Day. Find out about early voting options. And check with local election officials to learn:

 

  • If your needs will be met at your polling station
  • Other ways you may be able to vote

 

 

8.Where liver located

The liver is your largest internal organ. About the size of a football, it's located mainly in the upper right portion of your abdomen — beneath the diaphragm and above your stomach — but a small portion extends into the upper left quadrant.

 

9.Where is your appendix

Where Is Your Appendix? This 3 1/2-inch-long tube of tissue extends from your large intestine on the lower right side of your body.

 

10.Where do babies come from

When a girl goes through puberty her ovaries start to release an egg about once a month. Once a guy produces sperm and a girl produces eggs, if they were to have unprotected sex with each other, their bodies could reproduce or make a baby.

 

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10-most-asked-questions-on-google-for-how-answered-by-bemorepanda

Don't know how to do something? Google helps you. Questions that start with "How" are very popular on Google. People trust Google, that's why everyone uses Google. They know they will get an explicit answer. Google is the page that gives you answers to all your questions, regardless of domain. That's why when you can't handle something or you're not sure, you turn to Google for help.

 

It seems that today, Google has all the answers in the world.

2020 searches are performed on several categories. The lists were created using a combination of several services and tools that give us a detailed picture of global and regional search trends.

 

Most of the data comes from Google Trends, a public service that shows the volume of searches across different geographic regions, time periods, and terms used. Here is the list of top questions sought with "Why" with answers from Bemorepanda.

 

1.How to draw

If you're looking to learn how to draw, Google got everything right here to get you started.On Google you'll find how to draw tutorials guaranteed to sharpen up your artistic skills, no matter what your ability. 

 

There's everything from drawing parts of the human body, to animals, flowers and the environment. So that it's easy to navigate, we've split them into three different sections – you can use the jump links opposite to find the one you want. 

 

2.How to make slime

How to make homemade slime

  1. Add glue and food coloring to bowl. Squeeze the bottle of glue into a bowl (photo 1). ...
  2. Mix in saline solution. Add 1 1/2 Tablespoons saline solution and mix until combined (photo 3). ...
  3. Knead the slime. Using your hands, knead the slime until it holds together. ...
  4. Store slime.

 

3.How to screenshot on mac

  1. To take a screenshot, press and hold these three keys together: Shift, Command, and 3.
  2. If you see a thumbnail in the corner of your screen, click it to edit the screenshot. Or wait for the screenshot to save to your desktop.

 

4.How to tie a tie

On this question, Google have million of videos as answer, so you can easily find the perfect one for you. In the end you'll have a perfect tie!

 

5.How many ounces in a cup

US recipes - cups to ounces · 1 US cup (236.59mL) = 8 US fluid ounces

 

6.How many weeks in a year

One year has approximatly 52 weeks.

 

7.How many ounces in a gallon

1 US fluid gallon is equal to 128 US fluid ounces (oz). To convert gallons to fluid ounces, multiply the gallon value by 128. For example, to calculate how many fluid ounces is 2 gallons of water, multiply 2 by 128, that makes 256 fl oz is 2 gallons of water.

 

8.How to lose weight

  1. Eat a high protein breakfast.
  2. Avoid sugary drinks and fruit juice.
  3. Drink water before meals.
  4. Choose weight-loss-friendly foods.
  5. Eat soluble fiber.
  6. Drink coffee or tea.
  7. Base your diet on whole foods.
  8. Eat slowly.

 

9.How long to boil eggs

Instructions

  1. Place your eggs in a single layer on the bottom of your pot and cover with cold water.
  2. Over high heat, bring your eggs to a rolling boil.
  3. Remove from heat and let stand in water for 10-12 minutes for large eggs.
  4. Drain water and immediately run cold water over eggs until cooled.

 

 

10.How to unlock iphone

Only your carrier can unlock your iPhone. Contact your carrier and request an unlock. Your account might need to meet requirements for unlocking

 

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