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20 Ridiculous Proofs that Shopping with Wives is Hell for Men

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There are several reasons why wives drag their husbands to the shops: first, they want to hear their opinions, which will be completely ignored, and secondly, everyone knows that husbands are the best drivers to shopping centers.


We hope that all the men whom their wives brought to the store with them deserve this painful consideration, but if not, then hang on friends, stores cannot be open forever. If you are waiting for your wife in the store right now, or just want to distract yourself and have fun, then this selection of store waiters will come in handy. Bemorepanda collected them for you!

 


1. Unable to withstand the imperfection of the world, I closed my eyes ... and opened my mouth

 


2. Grandpa in the world of dreams


3. Another dream traveler on the couch of the store, but this time orthodox


4. Like parents who came to pick up children from the children's area


5. And he fell asleep when he was still very young ..



6. Just look at this passion in his eyes, how he likes to choose women's shoes!

 


7. It seems that some people began to think about exchanging their wife for a sofa


8. Another "melted" from boredom


9. Just look at this happy face, passionate about the protection of shopping bags


10. She sleeps, but does not let go of her purse

 

11. And this man's strength completely left


12. Waiting husbands in their natural habitat


13. When forces began to leave you at IKEA


14. There is no more strength to hold on


15. Husband-gornych, only this one has three baskets with purchases instead of three heads


16. While I was waiting for my wife to address her the inscription "You are a hot joke", I fell asleep in a hot dream


17. He is so exhausted that the rumble from the women around him does not interfere with him.


18. What do men do in the underwear department? Of course they dream and have fun (no)


19. It looks like hopelessness


20. And this man is still lucky, he can at least draw

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Birthday for everyone is a very personal and memorable holiday, especially for women who expect attention from close people, gifts, and surprises. However, at the same time, the birthday is tremendous stress for friends and relatives because congratulating the birthday is necessary for this day to remember with tenderness and warmth for a long time. How can you congratulate a woman on her birthday? See the memes below but don’t forget about flowers.

 

Birthday Memes for Her

 

No matter who you have a birthday, you have to give her flowers. Of course, before choosing a bouquet, it is desirable to ask his friends what flowers he prefers. It is believed that the most beautiful flowers that will not leave a girl indifferent are roses. For a woman you love, you can pick red roses, for the one you meet - pink or white; for a friend - yellow or peach.

 

Funny Happy Birthday Meme

 

1. Fabulous Lady

 

2. Wine…

 

3.Smile

 

4. Hey girl

 

5. Barry Happy

 

See here 40 funny happy birthday memes for him that will make his day. Download for Free 

 

How to make an actual surprise card?

 

If you want to turn a woman's birthday into an incredible vacation, you can come to her in the morning with a bunch of balls and a present. First of all, you have the opportunity to congratulate the little girl for the first time and, secondly, imagine how pleasant it is to receive such a greeting card.

 

Instead of a postcard, you can take a large piece of paper and paste a picture of the girl's birthday and write everything you want for her on this day. If you rely on tea, get a cake or candy. A short wish can be attached to each ball. Such a greeting card will be pleasing to the birthday girl. If you want to congratulate a woman collectively and know that she is not ready to celebrate a holiday, the best option for her is to organize a small party. Prepare a short greeting card and cover a small table with sandwiches and sweets. Decorate the room with flowers and balls and prepare a small gift. Ask the birthday girl to come under any excuse and then arrange a surprise.

 

For a woman you love, you need to prepare a separate gift. 

 

Congratulations, it should be when the boyfriend stays in bed in the morning—Cook a delicious breakfast. If you are not strong in cooking, you can cook ordinary edible eggs and toast. The main thing is to decorate everything nicely with vegetables and fruits. Put a flower in a small pot and wake up your birthday with a pleasant greeting.

 

Then you can go for a picnic in the park or meet your friends. If you want to congratulate your loved one uniquely - arrange a search game, the prize of which will be your gift. Before the birthday wakes up, glue the first tip to the mirror. The second can wait on the street, on the bench, the third - in the park. So you can congratulate them on an incredible and exciting game. The finish can be expected from a beloved woman in a restaurant where you will meet her with a large bouquet.

 

 

6. Cool girl

 

7. Sexy beast

 

8. Happy birthday co-worker

 

9. You deserve me

 

10. Bananas

 

Sarcastic Happy Birthday Meme for Her

 

11. Thinking of you

 

12. Getting lit

 

13.Hello it’s me

 

Congratulations to a colleague

 

A birthday at the office can be a bit of celebration. Before the arrival of a colleague, he should decorate his closet with balls and flowers. On the wall, you can close a poster with wishes. It is best to arrange a holiday after a working day, in honor of the birthday girl that you can shorten or let her go home and invite her to a party.

 

Through the team's strengths, you can make a short video that will show the working days and collective holidays with the little girl's birthday. Before preparing a greeting card, it should be noted that if as many people congratulate young employees as possible, then senior women are usually complimented by a narrow team.

 

What gift to choose a woman for a birthday greeting?

 

To please the birthday girl, the birthday of a single word of congratulations is not enough. It is also desirable to give her a small memorable gift. How to choose? We must undoubtedly proceed from the fact that a woman loves. The facility should be personal, so you shouldn't think that the coffee grinder or blender will please the culprit of the holiday because it will be used by everyone in the family, which means that it will not be intended only for him.

 

For women who take care of themselves, you can offer cosmetics. A standard set of gel shampoo will not hurt anyone, especially if it is an expensive brand and has a good quality. Give a gift certificate if you don't know what to choose as a greeting card. It is sold in almost all cosmetic supermarkets and beauty salons. So, a woman can select a gift within the specified amount.

 

For an active woman, a trip full of love and sports, the ideal gift will be a sea trip to the resort. The girl's birthday friends can arrange more modest greeting cards. Organize a trip with fire songs and barbecue—an excellent option for greeting cards in the year's warm season. As a gift, you can set up a tent or camp. For a woman who likes secular outings, you can offer theater tickets. After that, you can arrange dinner in a good restaurant.

 

 

14.Facebook reminder

 

15. My best wishes

 

16. So smart

 

17. Special lady

 

18. Reminder

 

19. Can I see your ID

 

20. Besides you

 

Getting Old Meme

 

21. Age and wine

 

22. Fabulosity

 

23.HB

 

24. How old you are

 

25. I know your actual age

 

26. Getting old

 

27. A month late

 

28. Being older

 

29. None of your business

 

30. Perfect birthday meme for her

 

Girlfriend Funny Birthday Meme

 

31. Spoil yourself

 

32. Baby

 

33. I made you a drink

 

34. I know I won’t see you

 

35. Do it your way

 

36. It’s your birthday

 

37. Guess the day

 

38. Love you sexy beast

 

39. Controlling my excitement

 

40. Facebook vibes

 

See here 40 funny happy birthday memes for him that will make his day. Download for Free 

 

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In the United States, the Open United Tennis Championship is a tough tennis tournament. The tournament is the modern version of one of the world's oldest tennis championships, the US National Championship, which first played men's singles and men's doubles in 1881.


Since 1987, the US Open has been chronologically the fourth and final Grand Slam of the year. The other three, chronologically, are the Australian Open, the French Open, and Wimbledon. The US Open begins on the last Monday in August and runs for two weeks, with the average weekend coinciding with the US Labor Day holiday.


The tournament consists of five main championships: men's and women's singles, men's and women's doubles and mixed doubles. The tournament also includes competitions for seniors, juniors and wheelchair users. Since 1978, the tournament has been played on acrylic hard courts at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park, Queens, New York. The US Open is organized and owned by the non-profit United States Tennis Association (USTA), and the US Open is chaired by Patrick Galbraith. Proceeds from ticket sales, sponsorships and television contracts are used to develop tennis in the United States.


Bemorepanda collected some funny memes about the championship.


1.Let her win


2.What, like it’s hard?


3.What tennis fans see


4.Simona Halep


The US Open uses standard 7-point tiebreaks in every set of a singles match. For the other three Grand Slam tournaments, there are specific scoring methods for a match that scores 6–6 in the last possible set (third for women and fifth for men): in the French Open, the deciding set continues as long as the player leads the two matches , in Australia an extended tie-break is played to 10 points, while at Wimbledon a standard tie-break is only played if the score of the game reaches 12–12. As with the US Open, these tournaments use tiebreaks to decide other sets.


The tournament was first played in August 1881 on the grass courts at the Newport Casino in Newport, Rhode Island. That year, only clubs that were members of the United States National Tennis Association (USNLTA) were allowed. Richard Sears won the men's singles event at this tournament, which was the first of his seven consecutive singles titles.


1890 U.S. Tennis Championship semi-finals in Newport. Match between Oliver Campbell and Bob Huntington

From 1884 to 1911, the tournament used a challenge system whereby the defending champion automatically qualified for the next year's final, where he played as the winner of the all-comers' tournament.


In the early years of the U.S. National Championship, only men competed, and the tournament was known as the U.S. National Men's Singles Championship. In September 1887, six years after the men's nationals were first held, the Philadelphia Cricket Club hosted the first U.S. Women's National Singles Championship. The winner was 17-year-old Philadelphian Ellen Hansell. The same year, the men's doubles event was held at the Orange Lawn Tennis Club in South Orange, New Jersey.


5.I forgot how to tennis


6.Yup


7.See the difference


8.Tennis be like


Women's tournaments used the competitive system from 1888 to 1918, with the exception of 1917. From 1890 to 1906, sectional tournaments were held in the east and west of the country to determine the top two doubles teams, which competed in the playoffs for the right to compete with the defending champions in the qualifying round.


The 1888 and 1889 men's doubles competition was played at the Staten Island Cricket Club in Livingston, Staten Island, New York. In the 1893 championship, men's doubles was played at St. George's Cricket Club in Chicago.

In 1892, the U.S. Mixed Doubles Championship was introduced, and in 1899, the U.S. National Women's Doubles Championship.


In 1915, the national championship was moved to the West Side Tennis Club in Forest Hills, Queens, New York. Efforts to move it to New York began as early as 1911 when a group of tennis players led by New Yorker Carl Behr began working on it.


In early 1915, a group of about 100 tennis players signed a petition to postpone the tournament. They argued that the majority of tennis clubs, players, and fans were located in the New York area, and therefore it would be beneficial for the development of the sport to host a national championship there. This opinion was opposed by another group of players, which included eight former national singles champions. This controversial issue was put to a vote at the USNLTA's annual meeting on February 5, 1915, with 128 votes in favor and 119 against. In August 1915 at the West Side Tennis Club, Forest Hills, New York City's first women's tournament was held at the Philadelphia Cricket Club in Chestnut Hill, Philadelphia (the women's singles tournament was not rescheduled until 1921). From 1917 to 1933, the men's doubles competition was held at Longwood Cricket Club in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. In 1934 Longwood Cricket Club hosted doubles events for both men and women.


9.How I play it


10.No play with me


11.Telekinetic powers


From 1921 to 1923 the men's singles tournament was played at the Germantown Cricket Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He returned to the West Side Tennis Club in 1924 after the completion of the 14,000 seat Forest Hills Stadium. Although it was already considered by many to be a major championship, the International Lawn Tennis Federation officially named it one of the world's biggest tournaments, having started in 1924.


The open era began in 1968 when professional tennis players were allowed to compete for the first time at a Grand Slam tournament held at the West Side Tennis Club. The previous US National Championship was limited to amateur players. With the exception of the mixed doubles, all events at the 1968 national tournament were open to professionals. That year, 96 men and 63 women entered the competition, with a total prize pool of US$100,000. In 1970, the US Open became the first Grand Slam tournament to use a tiebreak to determine a 6–6 set in games.


From 1970 to 1974, the US Open used a sudden death nine-point tiebreaker before moving into the International Tennis Federation (ITF) best-of-twelve points system. In 1973, the US Open became the first Grand Slam tournament in which men and women received equal prize money, with that year's singles champions, John Newcomb and Margaret Court, receiving US$25,000 each. In 1975, following complaints about the surface and its effect on ball bounce, the tournament was played on clay courts rather than grass, this was also an experiment to make it more "television friendly". The addition of floodlights allowed matches to be played at night.


12.What an adult sees


13.Three girls


14.Tennis lesson


15.Watching


16.This is why


17.Federer


18.Twerking


19.Ask me anything


20.Served them for dinner


21.The first boss


22.Interesting question


23.Stretching


24.Hit a ball


25.How I see myself


26.Funny tennis birthday


27.Covid will never get me


28.Snake attack


29.Happy Dance


30.But when I do


31.Funny combination


32.God, take it


33.Still doesn’t win


34.Help


35.Breakfast?


36.Tennis players


37.Weird bone


38.Color as me


39.Make you run a mile


40.That feeling


41.Stonkovic


42.Doubles partner


43.I don’t want it


44.No problem


45.New 27


46.That feeling


47.Perhaps later


48.Swing my racquet


49.What you want?


50.How I tennis



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