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The 75 Funny New Year Resolutions for 2021 that will make you Smile

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Anyone can make an annual list of serious New Year's promises himself. And we decided to cheer you up and remind you that New Year's fun is just around the corner with this list of the funniest New Year promises.

 

1. When meeting with friends, I will stop telling the same jokes. Or make new friends.

 

2. I will not worry about trifles. I will start to worry more - because of the melting of glaciers, the extinction of the Amur tigers or global warming.

 

3. I will stop sparing the feelings of other people if they do not spare mine. If a stinker sits next to me, I'll name him!

 

4. I will develop my imagination. Thinking about where to go on vacation with the old dollar exchange rate.

 

5. I will not bore the boss with the same reasons to take a day off. I will come up with many new ones.

 

6. I will wash less and use more deodorant.

 

7. I will save water and stop taking a bath.

 

8. Give up chocolate.

 

9. I will try to understand why I need nine different email addresses.

 

10. I will stop writing emails to my spouse.

 

 

11. I will start working with neglected children - my own.

 

12. I will stop simultaneously talking on the phone with one person and writing letters to another.

 

13. I will spend less than one hour on the Internet.

 

14. Before installing new equipment, read the instructions. If I can find her ...

 

15. I will spend less time with my friends, and more - with my spouse.

 

16. I will respond to regular emails with the same enthusiasm as to emails.

 

17. I will stop answering "LOL" when I hear a joke.

 

18. I will stop saying "Mmmm, how nice" during the inspection at the airport. It seems that this is only

provoking them.

 

19. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier stall.

 

20. In the morning I will brush not only my teeth, but also my tongue.

 

 

21. I will stop abusing drugs that taste good.

 

22. I will start removing the refueling nozzle BEFORE leaving the gas station.

 

23. Before using a public toilet, I will always check for toilet paper.

 

24. I will try to drive at a speed that is at least a little closer to the permitted speed.

 

25. I will try to keep a safe distance from behind the police car.

 

26. I will not blame my younger brother for wetting my bed. Especially if I don't have a younger brother.

And I live alone. And in general I am 30 years old.

 

27. I promise to clean my room once a week, even though I cleaned it only once in the last year.

 

28. I will wear clean underwear every day. Yes, I'm such a spender!

 

29. I will stop showing tricks with explosives.

 

30. I will read less.

 

 

31. I will gain weight so that my mother no longer calls me skinny.

 

32. I will cut back on sports. Too much exercise is dangerous for your health.

 

33. I will watch more TV. I'll review all the programs I missed over the past year.

 

34. I will make a list of people who annoyed me last year, to annoy them in this.

 

35. I will drink more. Benjamin Franklin seems to have said that beer is proof of God's love.

 

36. I will eat more sweets. And less nasty things like fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts.

 

37. I will work less and have a simpler attitude towards life.

 

38. I will play more computer games. Scientists say it's helpful and develops visual skills. But we always knew that, didn't we?

 

39. I will make myself a bad habit. Ideal people are loved less!

 

40. I will spend more money on useless things. So I will have even more gifts for the people who annoyed me last year, see paragraph 39.

 

 

41. I'll start driving more carefully, there are too many dents from bodies in my car.

 

42. I will start helping my girlfriend carry purchases from the store. It's not good when she is carrying 10

kg of potatoes, and I am a pack of cigarettes.

 

43. I will stop keeping the dog on a diet, otherwise it somehow began to look at me badly ... Better to be fat, but with a live owner.

 

44. I'll quit the casino. I will redeem the things pledged because of him. At least an apartment, winter is on the nose.

 

45. Going to watch a horror movie, I will not drink excess liquid.

 

46. ​​I will never again combine sleeping pills with laxatives.

 

47. I will stop watching films with the resurrection of the dead. Stop watching vampire movies. I’ll stop watching movies with Jason Stethem and movies with happy endings. Anyway, I’m quitting the movie!

 

48. I’ll stop calling TV shops - I’ve been on the line too long. And then, for some reason, big bills for telephone calls come and the ordered goods do not arrive.

 

49. I love my family, so I will no longer cook for them.

 

50. I promise to keep my New Year's promise. At least a whole week!

 

 

51. I will try myself in the stand-up genre to accelerate my career change from accounting to comedy.

 

52. I will stop translating the alarm clock several times in the morning.

 

53. Find a new job and stop chopping ham in the supermarket for rude shoppers.

 

54. I will post more selfies on social networks.

 

55. I'll start reading books again.

 

56. I will pump myself cubes on the press, so that I have something to remember in old age.

 

57. My husband and I will give up all our bad habits in order to conceive a super-baby with super healthy

genes, and then we will return to them again. I am not kidding!

 

58. Finally, I will open a diving center.

 

59. Move to New York.

 

60. I will make a bicycle myself.

 

 

61. Typing LOL to the interlocutor, I will actually laugh, not just on the screen.

 

62. Like 14 years before that, I will again promise to stop procrastinating.

 

63. I will stop getting drunk at corporate parties and dancing on the table, telling nonsense to my boss. If it doesn't work out, I'll find a new job.

 

64. I will not sign up for any new course on anything next year!

 

65. I will wear more purple.

 

66. I will not miss a single meal a day.

 

67. I will try to cope with my nomophobia (fear of being left without a mobile phone or being in an area

without coverage).

 

68. I will not buy anything on www.amazon.com for a whole year.

 

69. I'll quit reading comments, online articles, blogs and more on the net!

 

70. I want to yawn when I go to bed, not when I get out of bed in the morning.

 

 

71. I will eat more greenery.

 

72. I will try to find a way to stop receiving mail-order ads for pizza and dentists.

 

73. I will master the pose of a headstand in yoga.

 

74. I will overcome old fears and find new ones to overcome them again.

 

75. I will spend more time sleeping.

 



 

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Is life not going as planned? Is life boring, gray and dreary? You need interesting and worthy goals. What goals should you achieve in your life in order to make it more eventful, vibrant, happy, successful and exciting? Yearly goals can be life changing very soon. All change begins with small, positive steps towards a goal.


We love to start a new life from a new week or new year, but the emotional impulse quickly fades away. We forget our set goals, preferring apathy, laziness, and inaction. But by throwing out goals, we betray all our dreams for another life. Which we dreamed and wanted.


Sometimes it is difficult to come up with worthy goals, or they are very difficult and unattainable. You will not need to move mountains, but only take small steps forward.


Anyways there are people who just can't resist this battle, especially with diets and healthy lifestyle. Bemorepanda collected a top of 40 funny memes about how people fail with their diets in the new year.


1.I have to start my new diet


2.Resolutions


3.Well, I tried


4.One does not simply keep the resolutions


5.The whole new year


6.Eat more


7.3 hours of diet


8.When friends help you


9.How is your diet


10.Before going on my 3 days diet


11.Expectations vs reality


12.Look the same


13.Baby Yoda


14.Six pack


15.Changing life


16.No time for that


17.Brace yourselves


18.Trying to start new year


19.Five miles today


20.I don't make new year's resolutions


21.I really want to get in sahpe


22.How i feel after workout


23.Interesting stuff


24.Resolution holding up?


25.New Years resolution was to get a hot body


26.Still fat


27.All right, then


28.Hate everything more


29.Visiting mom


30.Dam I look so bad


31.What exactly


32.Salad keeps making jokes


33.New year resolution


34.Do nothing


35.Implies imperfection


36.Listening to new year's resolution


37.People be like


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39.What about your new year resolution?


40.Don't break your new year's resolution


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We tend to have a lot of hope in the new year, to imagine that everything we failed to do last year will happen now. We sincerely hope that all the shortcomings, everything we failed to do last year, will be realized now. The thought is comforting, but it takes work, determination and desire.


But first of all, you have to establish very clearly what you want from your life. Even if you tend to think about yourself that you are only living in the present moment and you are guided by the expression "go with the flow", it is impossible not to have desires, and I am quite convinced that to fulfill it is not enough just to you know them, but to implement a plan.


On this occasion, especially at the end of 2020, we must have a good dose of laughter for resolutions that did not come true this year due to the pandemic. Let's smile together with Bemorepada with these funny memes.


1.Stop swearing

 

2.People be like

 

3.Don't call them

 

4.Time to repeat

 

5.About resolutions

 

6.Resolutions happen

 

7.About this year resolution

 

8.Don't break it

 

9.Brace yourselves

 

10.What will be the reality

 

11.About weight

 

12.A good question

 

13.I don't always make resolutions

 

14.Every time

 


15.Pretty cool

 

16.Years to change

 

17.Learn to laugh

 

18.Gym lovers

 

19.About resolutions

 

20.Chase that stick

 

21.Reviewing resolutions

 

22.My new year resolutions

 

23.Working hard

 

24.Hate everything around

 

25.Happy New Year

 

26.What if I told you

 

27.That's so sincer

 

28.Maybe 2021?

 

29.No resolution

 

30.Good luck for 2021

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The New Year is slowly approaching, and with the arrival of the holiday season, many are beginning to reflect on life decisions from the previous year. New Year's resolutions are the perfect opportunity for everyone to start making important or less important changes in their personal or social life. Here are some tips for you: this year, complete your list of resolutions with easy goals, right for you.

 

Try some of these simple changes in your lifestyle every day and not only will you have a healthier body and mind - but you will feel fantastic and so excited that you will make 2021 your best year.The transition to a new year is the ideal opportunity to look to the future with more optimism, to motivate ourselves to fulfill our ideals and to change the strategies in which we act both in professional and personal life. Maybe the American phrase "New year, new me".

 

We may want to become better, more determined at work, more socially active, more involved in various activities, but after a certain period of time, our true inner structure will come out again.

 

We will inevitably get tired of running after that form we dreamed of, and we will cap ourselves by thanking ourselves or resigning ourselves to the fact that we have no chance of succeeding. That's why there are a lot of memes. Bemorepanda collected them all.

 

1.A new resolution

 

2.Start working

 

3.That's a obligation

 

4.New thing

 

5.Be awesome

 

6.Not going to happen

 

7.About this year resolution

 

8.Won't break

 

9.Brace yourselves

 

10.Expectation vs reality

 

11.Lose weight

 

12.So you have it?

 

13.About resolutions

 

14.Each day

 

15.Get a cooler

 

16.Years to change

 

17.Laugh

 

18.Gym goers

 

19.This face

 

20.That stick

 

21.Reviewing this year

 

22.Just to stop this

 

23.Working hard

 

24.Hate everything

 

25.Happy New Year

 

26.What if I told you

 

27.Sincerly

 

28.Maybe reaching

 

29.No one wants

 

30.Good luck

 

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