When you leave a bad review to a restaurant, you can get an answer - top 50 funniest feedbacks from owners
Most sites that sell products or services also have a section dedicated to reviews. The question is if you can trust the reviews left online or are they all fake? There are many fakes, because if the response of the restaurant owner follows, we have to think, if this customer does not intentionally tarnish the restaurant's reputation.
Bemorepanda published today something you probably don't expect to see from a restaurant, namely the top of the funniest reviews left to the orders made by customers and the owner's response to them.
1.No pizza here
7.Your house stink
8.Surname is the point
9.Easy to order
15.Don’t get chips
18.Leave the food
21.Food was good
22.Get back your money
24.What do you do
25.Cannot say anything
26.Delivered on time
29.No more kebabs
30.So much love
31.Tell the truth
34.Please take it
38.Just good bye
39.There are no tomatos
47.Vaccine for stupidity
49.He drove off
Hopefully, unlike others, your 2020 is going well. We hug everyone else and try to cheer up with our traditional collection of funny and interesting photos about everything. Look, and let this miserable 2020 get a little better. After all, are we here to have fun or what?
There is nothing easier than being sad, because you don't need to do anything for this. They say it is harmful, and we also heard that when you are sad, an Arctic crab is sad somewhere. Do not offend the crab, it is better to check out our collection of best memes for september, with which no one will be bored for sure. Let's laugh!
1.Understanding a joke after 3 minutes
2.2020 be like:
3.2020 outfit of the month
4.A single use mask that we deserve
5.Quarantine day nr. 15
6.Fail of 2020
7.Do you trust me?
8.Me at the middle of the night
9.The quarantine be like:
10.Me deciding what to do
11.My brain everytime someone jokes
12.My moods during quarantine
13.About cheap powerbanks
14.Your butt napkins, my Lord!
15.Where is the towel?
16.The guy on the back
17.Wearing a hood
18.Who want to travel?
19.My whole life is ruinned
20.Never sleep with a foot outside the blanket
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1.That’s what matter for cats
3.Face not recognise
5.Stop writing on the walls
13.The love of my life
15.Cooking with Pierre
19.Come sit here
22.Something’s wrong here
23.Make the human
24.Floor is lava
26.See the drill
28.Made some coffee
30.Get out the box
34.One more option
43.That’s a good point
44.The history behind
48.You’re an uber
April 1 is the day when people with humor make all kinds of pranks and jokes to those close to them. Fool's Day is not, however, a modern invention, but has a history of hundreds of years.
The origins of the Day of Fools, long disputed, have not been found exactly, historians consider that the custom of pranks is a intertwining of local folk customs specific to each country with ancient legends and ceremonies to welcome the New Year and later spring.
One of the hypotheses, accepted by the majority, claims that the origin of April 1 is closely related to the change of the Julian calendar with the Gregorian one. In the old calendar, New Year's Day was celebrated on April 1, instead of January 1.
After the change of the Gregorian calendar in 1582, during the reign of Charles IX, people initially had trouble getting used to the celebration of the new year on January 1. Those who celebrated the New Year on April 1 were called April Fools.
As time went on, the greetings sent for the New Year on April 1 began to be considered pranks, often accompanied by funny gifts.
Tradition says that pranks must be done by noon; after 12 o'clock the farce brings bad luck to the deceiver.
Also, marriage is not recommended from April 1: it is said that the man who marries from April 1 will be under the slipper for life. At the same time, it is said that the girls who chose their husbands on April 1, had luck and happiness in life.
The earliest reference to the Day of Fools seems to be, according to the Museum of Hoaxes, a fragment of a Flemish poem from 1539, in which a man allegedly fooled his servant on the very day of April 1st.
Another explanation would be that, a few hundred years ago, people celebrated the New Year on April 1st. The replacement of the old calendar with the new one created confusion, initially some people not being able to adapt to the change: they celebrated the New Year on April 1 instead of January 1 and, for this reason, they were called "April Fools". Bemorepanda collected some pranks for this day.
4.Try to get out
8.Integrating with car seat
9.Good photos on the wall
15.This soap prank
16.A good idea
18.Cups with water
22.The green grass
24.That’s a point
25.Dinner with friends
26.Something went wrong
29.Bowl of sweets
April 1 is the day when you can not limit your imagination, joke, and have fun with your loved ones. On this occasion, Bemorepanda has compiled a list of the best pranks for every taste - from the most harmless to those that require the skill of running fast: the victim will obviously want to discuss your bad behavior with you.
The second month of spring begins with a fun holiday that falls on April 1st. How to make a joke on your parents and set a good mood for the whole day? It is important that pranks are harmless and fun.
Prepare jokes in advance from April 1st. SMS will help deliver them to the recipient:
The transfer of money from your bank card to the account of Shelter for Homeless Raccoons LLC has been successfully completed. Thank you for your humanity!
Dear subscriber, your phone is blocked due to the squandering of state secrets on our network.
Dear subscribers! Free SMS-mailing of works of classics of world literature begins. The 1st volume of L. Tolstoy "War and Peace" is being prepared for release. The cost of canceling the service is $1.
Please stay at home from 6 am to 8 pm today. Bed bugs will be killed in your apartment!
In addition to SMS messages, you can play a fun prank on your parents: On the night of April 1, wait until your parents are fast asleep. Sew their duvet cover to the sheet with large stitches. Early in the morning, run into the room and shout loudly "Fire!" (or other special word).
Enjoy the spectacle! Get up early in the morning and cover the mouth of your toothpaste with cling film. Cut off the excess and close the cap with the paste. Watch with interest as parents try to brush their teeth.
Do your parents have a great sense of humor? Then at night, paint your dad's toenails with bright varnish. Hide your nail polish remover and watch your dad get ready for work.
Create a spot of glue by spilling it on glass. After drying, place on the keyboard. Ready!
You can make the crane more fun
Food coloring will make your morning colorful when placed in a diffuser.
Stickers on the car
You will need a lot of stickers, but the result is worth it. Tip: think ahead about the colors that different parts of the car will show off. You can even post an inscription. Fantasize!
Replace the drink with soy sauce and suggest to your friends. Tip: It will be best to work with small bottles with plastic caps. And be sure to check in advance if the person is allergic to soy.
Leap into the unknown
Have you ever seen a person jump in surprise? Tip: make sure that the victim does not have anything in their hands that breaks or spills easily.
Cover the mouse with funny pictures. Tip: You can use both funny photos and ordinary friendly ones.
Mouse in the house
It is not difficult to depict a mouse in the house - you will need an "overturned" box and a suitable beetroot with a tail. Tip: In the absence of the perfect beetroot, you can use a potato with a twine tail.
Drinking this "juice" from jelly is unlikely to work, but you can get a bunch of positive emotions by watching the reaction of a person who does not understand why the juice does not pour out of an overturned glass.
Classic never gets old
A harmless and funny prank with soap covered with clear varnish - quite a few people rubbed it in surprise under running water without getting a single gram of foam.
"We must share," said my mother
Deceptive cookies will be in great demand among the sweet tooth. Tip: carefully remove the cream from the cookies, they must be whole in order to be suitable for your insidious plans.
Drawing with clothes on April 1 for the whole family
This draw for April 1 is suitable for those families who love order in the house, and all things are put in their place. If your children or your significant other are sure that for many years their socks, T-shirts or shirts have been in this drawer or closet, rearrange everything in advance.
Let dad find his daughter's pink hairpins in his drawer, and let the daughter be surprised to find several daddy's suits in her closet. A smile and indignant joyful exclamations are guaranteed to you!
The main condition is not to hold such a prank on April Fool's Day, when all family members are in a hurry to work or study in the morning. But this year you can, because April 1, 2018 falls on Sunday.
April 1 Breakfast Draw
This April Fool's drawing is suitable for those households who love a healthy breakfast in the morning and prefer to eat porridge or muesli, steaming them with boiling water or milk. Your task: in the evening, make porridge according to the usual scheme, in the usual dishes and put the workpiece in the freezer for the night. In the morning, events can develop according to two scenarios.
Drawing with tea on April 1
What is breakfast without tea, coffee or juice? The traditional prank on April Fool's Day, which has been fun for lovers of jokes and humor for many years, is to add salt instead of sugar to your favorite morning drink.
The prank requires special preparation: beforehand in the evening, when everyone has gone to bed, pour salt into the sugar bowl, and no one will have suspicions until they taste the drink.
The pranks with tea do not end there. Drop a little iodine into your cup of tea beforehand, and when the whole family gathers for breakfast, take a piece of bread or a bun, dip it in tea and get ready to be surprised by others. The starch in the bread will react with the iodine in the tea, and the piece you hold in your hand will turn blue!
How to play a prank on your parents on April 1
Jokes for parents on April 1 must be chosen responsibly, as they may turn out to be unpleasant, offensive. The easiest and classic way to play mom and dad is to cover the soap with clear varnish. You can also pour food coloring into the cap of the faucet spout.
The dye can be hidden in a drain barrel, mix well. Here dad or mom will laugh when they wash it off. You can treat your parents to onions in chocolate: you need to melt the chocolate, peel the small onions, cut into balls, and dip in chocolate. When they harden, they will look like chocolate candies.
Another funny prank for parents: buy eye stickers, stick on all the food in the refrigerator. They look cooler on eggs and jars. You can also prepare breakfast for parents: scrambled eggs, but instead of protein - yogurt. Another trick is to glue the sensor of the television remote control.
How to play dad at home on April 1
Method 1 - Glue the toothbrush to the bottom of the glass.
Method 2 - Add salt to tea or coffee in the morning.
Method 3 - Varnish your fingernails and toenails while dad is sleeping.
Method 4 - Cut the bottom of the box, put it on the cabinet, fill it with papers, confetti, and ask dad to get it.
Method 5 - Ask friends for help. Have them ring the doorbell every 15 minutes.
Other funny pranks
- The simplest version of the draw at home is a snag in shoes. Stuff a dry, crumpled newspaper into the sock of your mom's or dad's favorite pair. Press thoroughly and cover with an insole. On the morning of April 1, watch the torment of parents while putting on shoes. It will be fun!
- A hackneyed but still hilarious way to play pranks on grown-ups within the bounds of decency is to stick slippers to the floor with double-sided tape. There is indeed one caveat here. Make sure that mom or dad does not fall on the floor from the height of his height, God forbid, hitting his head on the corners of the furniture. Remove all "obstacles" and imperceptibly "soften" the surface of the intended fall.
- A simple and funny joke - colored balls in the closet. Buy a collection of colored jumpers and tamp them down on a shelf in your mom or dad's closet. The trick is that on the morning of April 1, the balls fall on the parents along with things as soon as the closet door opens.
- Funny joke - replacing mom's things with dad's. Swap underwear in drawers, socks, and even toiletries. Don't forget to film the reaction of your parents to the prank, show your talent to the paparazzi, and then laugh with the whole family!
- Cool prank - with soap. Want to laugh at Mom and Dad's surprise when they try to wash themselves in the morning? Coat the soap with colorless nail polish. It is better to take a new dry bar. Such soap will never be lathered, no matter how carefully it is wetted.
- Well, the classics of the genre - salt in tea or coffee instead of sugar. I agree, a little cruel, but really very funny!
It's already autumn but coronavirus jokes are not going anywhere. View the latest, fresh collection of funny memes to boost your mood this fall
Due to the rapid spread of the coronavirus, there is practically no place for a joke in the world. However, some Internet users and individual opinion leaders manage to bring a smile on the faces of millions of people, even in a difficult epidemiological situation.
Coronavirus is a sore subject of recent weeks, about which people jokes every day. In the era of global cataclysms, people are saved by humor. Users of social networks never cease to amuse and amaze with their resourcefulness and humorous talent. Experience shows that laughter is one of the most effective ways to relieve stress and discomfort caused by quarantine and the state of emergency.
Numerous memes and cartoons, which multiply like mushrooms after rain on the Internet, help to dispel boredom and drive away fear. This is the compilation with best coronavirus memes.
1.Telling my future grandchildren about coronavirus
2.Primary school children coming back to school after corona ends in 2040
3.Coronavirus in 2020 hitting me
4.Lifestyle during quarantine
5.Coronavirus can be killed by alcohol
6.Jobs closing down because of corona
7.Introverts and coronavirus
8.Parenting during coronavirus quarantine
9.Coronavirus cancel bills
10.When you work at bank during corona
11.Flights during quarantine
12.Washing hands during coronavirus
13.Online lessons during quarantine
14.Cooking during quarantine
15.Laughting at corona memes
16.China and coronavirus
17.Toilet paper and quarantine story in 2040
18.Feelings for coronavirus
19.Russia finds a vaccine for Coronavirus
20.Golf balls during pandemic