20 culinary failures from people who are best kept out of the kitchen
For many, cooking is a dark forest and only a book with step-by-step recipes can make it at least a little easier to walk through it. However, this does not always help and people still make cooking oversights and mistakes.
“The knife slipped off the coconut when I tried to open it. Damaged the table, broke the knife and ruined the cutting board. "
"How can I become a pastry chef if even the cookie dough I can't make properly?"
“I turned away for a minute, and she did it. There were 20 glasses of raw rice. "
"Breaking News: A local idiot dropped spaghetti on the bed."
"A friend of mine writes," I think I bought a marinade bag instead of a chicken bake sleeve. "
"Something tells me that my refrigerator is freezing too much."
"Fortunately, I'm fine ..."
"I just wanted dumplings"
"Breakfast completely failed"
"I think I overdid it a little."
Even the grill was surprised by these spoiled burgers
“I've been fighting ants in the kitchen for the last couple of days and didn't think to check the cereal box. These little brown things are ants that I had a chance to taste a little. "
“This is the height of stupidity. I covered my ham with a plastic lid and put it in the oven. I could have burned down the whole house! "
“I made lasagne for lunch. Here is the result "
"I thought putting chocolate truffles in brownies was a good idea ..."
“My mom and I were making lasagna from scratch for more than 3 hours, and then a light bulb exploded, sprinkling fragments on our dish.”
"During the holidays, my sister tried to make a mint dessert using a perforated pizza pan."
Waking up can be difficult at times. But the fragments on the floor are very invigorating
Looking at it, you can only feel pain
The guy was carrying his hot food to the TV, but suddenly his fingers got hot and he fell, breaking through the wall with his head
“I usually wait for the plate to cool down, or put on oven mitts, but today I decided to turn on the cold water, put my fingers under it, took a hot plate and carried it to the TV, when suddenly my fingertips expressed a strong protest.”
A failed attempt by a women to bake dough has received millions of comments online and it's hilarious
A recent video posted of Facebook by Andres Percu Alegria from Chile has attracted over 80 thousand comments with the majority of the people laughing out loud.
In this video, a woman is trying to bake the dough and it fails failed big time. She applies dry flour on both sides of the dough after which she places the dough on the board. So far all good but the trouble begins when she starts flattening the dough using a rolling pin.
She ends up tipping her pastry board and the plate of flour flies into her face. At the time of writing, the video has received over 9 million views and has been shared by more than 5 mil users.
The video has been captioned in Spanish. “La nueva forma de hacer pan jajajaja”, which in English translate to (The new way of making bread hahaha)
Bemorepanda is inviting to watch the video below:
20 people who should be banned from cooking because they make burgers with apples and cucumbers with chocolate
All people have different tastes and this is just wonderful and wonderful, because otherwise we would all be terribly boring. But we can not always understand the tastes of other people, with regards to, for example, appearance or eating habits. And if in the first case it will be more tactful to remain silent, then in the second it is much more difficult to do this, because some people eat completely incompatible foods, thereby causing a lot of questions.
Apple burger (yes, someone used apples instead of buns)
Sweet glazed donut sprinkled with ... cheetos
How can you even eat an eclair stuffed with meat?
A cold, dead heart that thought it was a good idea
The monster who ruined a great pizza with spaghetti
Some people couldn't decide if they wanted to have breakfast or lunch.
All this horror is held together by the icing dripping from the bacon.
Let's not even imagine how it tastes
The man who thought cinnamon rolls weren't good enough and added sausages to them
A bowl of cereal and canned meat. Are you sick already?
The cheese and strawberry pizza that tarnishes the good name of pizza
And the taste of this dish is very difficult to imagine.
Salad with sausages, parmesan cheese and strawberry jam - even sounds terrible
Cheese crackers with milk. What kind of antichrist is eating this?
No, this is not a chocolate covered strawberry, but a tomato
A tuna peanut butter sandwich that will make your taste buds quiver with fear
This ice cream drizzled with soy sauce is just disgusting
People, why are you doing this with food?
"My mom's 'traditional' dinner on St. Patrick's Day. Doesn't that look delicious ?!"
An unforgettable combination
Cooking is an optional activity that we do when we don't want to look like lazy bums who eat nothing but sandwiches and scrambled eggs.Cooking is an art, and like any art, not everyone can be good at it. Some people are so clumsy when it comes to cooking that the kitchen is simply destroyed.
But even with the help of modern cooking tools and step-by-step recipes, it happens that our culinary attempts completely fail and we turn a masterpiece into failure. These are the photos of culinary failures that we want to share with you.
1. "My 'damaged' nipples came out in the test ..."
2. "This is our ladybug bun. She seems to judge us."
3. "Composition:" Dad tried to make wine ""
4. "It looks like using a syringe to inject the filling into a jelly bun is not a good idea."
5. "I will never be called to marry"
6. "My sister made French fries. By the way, they also burned."
7. "I found a spoon in my homemade bread. That's a plus, I thought I lost it."
8. "I wanted to bake a lobster-shaped pie ..."
9. "I was trying to have dinner after work. I hate my life."
10. 5 minutes before closing after 12-hour shift
11. "My friend made a hedgehog for the birthday of her 14-year-old son. Strange, for some reason her child was not happy."
12. "When all I want to do is cook spaghetti, but all the signs indicate that this will not happen."
13. "Thought I'd make pancakes tonight, turned the pancake over and almost wet my pants."
14. "I came tired from work and decided to cook pasta. The first pan slipped out of my hands, and I dumped everything on the floor. I decided that on the second try everything would work out, but the handle broke, and now my pasta is everywhere. I didn't eat, I went sleep"
15. "I baked some cat-shaped strawberry muffins and then froze them. Now they look like burn victims."
16. "I was making homemade chicken broth. The recipe was that after a few hours of boiling it should be drained. Damn it."
17. "I was boiling an egg this morning and something went wrong."
18. "I tried to cook sweet potatoes in my new deep fryer. You can cook meat on these coals."
"19. Today was a foreign culture night in my house, so I decided to cook a traditional dish from Pompeii."
20. "Apparently, proper nutrition is not mine."
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