
When you get behind the wheel of a car, you are not only responsible for yourself and for those who are in the cabin, but also become a road user, literally trusting your life to other drivers, and being responsible for the safety of their lives and the lives of pedestrians. However, some drivers absolutely do not care about the rules of the road, because they have their own.
In Belgrade, only two cars on the road managed to crash into each other
We have a couple of questions
A greedy motorist bought 5 cans of gasoline in anticipation of a shortage. I put them in the car and lit a cigarette. Hammer destroyed
When the traffic jam is caused by a car parked in the wrong place
No you can't do it
Some not too smart motorist decided to take a ride on a bridge under construction and shear bolts damaged the chassis of his car
Why keep your distance at all?
I was in this smashed car, and, fortunately, I survived. Some idiot fell asleep at the wheel and drifted into my lane
Let's not get in the way, let them tan
So that's why these cars have doors like this
What's going on here?
"My Forgetful Neighbor"
The motorist decided that freshly laid cement was a good place to drive.
The road is lava
Look at this forward-looking driver who unscrewed his license plate and reattached it to the load for everyone to see.
Why hire a truck when you can stuff everything in the trunk?
“This idiot hit my car as he drove out of the gas station. He said he didn't see me. Why am I not surprised? "
When it is not the horse that carries you, but you
20 people to whom fate threw sophisticated failures, but they did not get confused and took it off

What could be more fun than a bad day? It's funny, of course, only when it happens to someone else. Stories about other people's failures can brighten up any day, and if they happened to you, then you become a source of interest for others, which, you see, is also not bad. Today we will not only talk about other people's failures, but also show photos that our favorite fails, that the main characters shared. Thank you guys for your efforts and suffering.
“I lost my phone at a construction site today. I found it a little later ... ”
Fortunately, the phone was in a case and with a protective film .. Can I try to put it in rice? 📱
“I accidentally made a magnifying glass when rain water accumulated on a transparent protective film with which I sealed the broken sunroof.”
I wanted to protect the car from water, but in the end I created a death ray.
"Tried to catch the cactus my cat dropped ..."
Never try to catch falling cacti, knives, scissors, hot pots and nuclear warheads 💥
"The tornado-directed death line pierced the roof of my house right above the child's bed."
“On the way home, my mother ran into a mattress, it got stuck under the rear wheel on the driver's side and caught fire.”
In the comments, the author of the photo said that everything was fine with my mother, and users suggested that he put the car in rice. Who knows, suddenly it will help 🙃
“On my wedding day, I broke my ankle, wrist, and a ligament in my knee and thumb.”
See the lady on the left in a pink dress? This is the mother of the bride, and she was not at all laughing 👰
In case you friend thought that this was one of those “funny” photos that some newlyweds like to “surprise”
When asked if the girl fell down the stairs, she replied: “No, she just stepped on my dress and fell on the dance floor ... The dress was not hemmed (although I paid the tailor to have it hemmed) and I didn’t know about it until my wedding day”.
“Enjoying the last bites of my sandwich when all of a sudden ...”
At least that didn't happen when the author of the photo started enjoying the first bites 🥪
Free bird sauce!
Two teams of builders laid a sidewalk with a bike path "on the right side", Mariupol, Ukraine
Everything is logical, because for each team the bike path was on the right side. The only question is, why did they not notice it, say, 30 meters away? 👷
“I see Lego photos like this a lot, but what about a half-chewed ostrich bone? At least last week I bought some funny adhesive plasters. ”
In the photo, the woman is holding an ostrich bone in her left hand, not bread, as you might think 🦴
“In 10 seconds I have to find out the value of life jackets and insurance”
Navarnoe, this is how people on the Titanic felt 🚢
Background from the author of the photo: “I was sitting at my desk in the upstairs office and heard a knock on the roof. It was raining heavily, so I thought, "Maybe I should check if all the windows are closed." I went down to the children's room in the basement and saw it. As a result of a flash flood, our yard was covered with water by 8 cm, and the water rose up to the window. The window began to emit a creaking sound that no one should hear. My wife and I grabbed all the blankets in the house and pressed them against the window on either side of the sill. We are screaming, the window is screaming, the children are screaming. Had a good time".
"My boyfriend decided to go to a new hairdresser"
- "How do you get a haircut?"
"Have you seen the movie No Country for Old Men?"
- "Not a word more!"
Later, the girl (the author of the photo) wrote that her boyfriend's hair wasup
tidiedNow he looks like Draco Malfoy, at least from behind 🐍
“Yesterday, a 25-meter tree from our neighbor gave us the lights of the living sky, a beautiful view of the stars and the atmosphere of a restaurant in the rainforest that our living room so lacked. Nobody was hurt, the dogs wrote to bed. Life goes on .. ”
The first half of the signature would be perfect for an apartment rental announcement.
Seeing this, we think many would repeat the experience of the dogs of the author of the photo 🐕
“My son teased his sister while playing, and she threw a Nintendo Switch game controller into my parents' 75-inch TV.”
Mom's attitude towards her daughter can be traced by her signature: the son is “her”, but the sister is “his” 📺
“I have been waiting for five years for this cactus to bloom. Leaving for a five-day trip, I noticed this "
This cactus seems to say:" I can't when someone is watching "🌵
“9 years ago, my mother took hairdressing courses. After a little practice, she confidently lured my brother into a haircut. Here's the result. ”
This man's hair looks more fake than a cheap wig on a bald head 👨🦱 Shaving his head thoroughly
should free him from accusations that he stole a wig from someone's child and donned it incorrectly.
Lost glasses while climbing
. These glasses now belong to gravity. We can only hope that he has myopia, not hyperopia 👓
“I ate half a head of broccoli and found that it was full of beetles.”
Well, this is somehow not vegan делать
What to do in such a situation: soak broccoli in slightly salted water for 30 minutes before drinking. This will give the beetles a pleasant salty taste. ...
The fish has taken over the supermarket

Worst garden decor that will make you hire a designer next time you want to renovate (50 pictures)

A beautiful, comfortable and thoughtful design is required not only for houses, but also for gardens. It would seem that designers should especially carefully think over the design but also check it for various flaws, but as practice shows, sometimes they don't care so much that it's funny. Next, you will find 50 garden failures decoration that look like a glitch in a video game or an error in the matrix.
1.Hello, up there!
2.Where is the grass?
3.So scary
4. Imagine you see this at night when you come home
5.Good idea
6.Take a seat!
7.What are they doing?
8.Strange girl
9.How to scare your neighbors
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After these photos you will like your kitchen much more.
The kitchen is easily spoiled by dubious designs and incorrect calculations. This is especially true if during the repair you improvise on the go and do it on the principle of "and so will do." Here are just 20 examples of what this can lead to.
1. Kitchen set with a secret.
2. Kitchen lover carriage screed?
3. In the event of a divorce, the apron, apparently, will have to be changed.
4. When the owner has not decided who you want to become: a chef or a musician.
5. An apartment for $ 1 million with a diagonal beam in the middle of the kitchen. Thanks to the designers.
6. A very strange taste and love of greens met in the kitchen.
7. The kitchen must have a Lamborghini.
8. When you do not pay attention to calculations.
9. From the same series.
10. Tetris lover's lockers?
11. Here could be a good design, but...
12. It looks like the work of the same designer.
13. Tiles with a mold .
14. A kitchen in the bathroom or a bathroom in the kitchen?
15. When the designer of you is so-so.
16. The saddest thing is that with so many chandeliers, the kitchen still looks dark - there is not enough light.
17. When you really like butterflies.
18. It looks not only strange, but also dangerous, especially for children.
19. Smart home: you open the refrigerator - the light turns off.
20. In conditions of limited space you have to improvise.
