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50 funniest marriage memes and jokes on Twitter 2022

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Let's face it - marriage is not for the faint of heart. We like to believe that the pure love we share will make us move forward. Yes, it is true that it pushes us forward. But not all the things we face in marriage are so pleasant.


That may sound awful. But here's the secret: sometimes the least romantic parts of marriage are the ones that can teach you the most about yourself, your partner, and the nature of love between you. Here are some simple truths that open the way to the treasures and surprising pleasures of the true love life you have: imperfect and different from fairy tales.


When you get married, you think that because you have made the right choice - your soul mate - you will be happy together until death. Then you wake up one morning and realize that no matter how great he is, he doesn't make you happy at any time of the day. In fact, some days you may even wonder why you were in such a hurry to get married. And you probably think that's not what you're looking for, actually.


In fact, you wanted him or her. But, on that wonderful day when you and your boyfriend cut the cake together, smashed champagne glasses and danced the bride's waltz, you didn't realize that "for better or worse" doesn't apply only when a tragedy occurs in life.


Here are some funny memes and jokes about marriage that Bemorepanda collected from Twitter.


1.What sounds good for dinner


2.Key story


3.Cleaning room


4.Cabinet


The power of your relationship is actually being tested every day, when the awful monotony of living together can make you want to take your plains. Then the disappointment creeps into your soul, perhaps along with a very palpable sense of security and suffering. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. It's about you, about the fact that you reunite with the sweetened fantasies related to marriage that were dancing in your eyes the day you two posed for the wedding album. Only now do you know that marriage is not a destination; it is a journey full of exaltation and boredom alike.


Waking up from a beautiful dream and seeing the raw light of the morning may not seem like a reason to celebrate. But is. Because after giving up those stories of eternal ecstasy, you will see that the reality of marriage is much richer and more fulfilling than you ever imagined. It's hard, yes. It's also frustrating. But this reality is equally full of pleasant and intense charm and is much better than all fairy tales.


5.Cheese toast


6.Dishwasher


7.Black pants


At first, when people said, "Marriage means work," you thought work meant being patient with your husband when he forgot to lower the toilet lid. In your naivete, you think you're going to struggle to get used to some annoying habit, like the fact that he's cracking his wrists or squealing.


How nice it was to be so simple! But as you can see, people are not at all simple. Your husband has mysterious, twisted depths - and from his point of view, you look pretty complicated. You need to learn to know each other the same way you learned geography or physics at school. And if you got married, it doesn't mean it's over, but that you've been promoted to in-depth studies. This is because every time you think you have a good grasp of the subject, it changes. And so it is with you.


8.Target


9.My husband body


10.He will be missed


As two people grow and evolve, the real job of marriage is to find a way to communicate with each other and to educate each other in the process.


This is the strange beauty of marriage: it is full of difficult times and hard lessons, for which no one prepares you. But in the end, these are the things that enrich your life together - making your love deeper and stronger than it was in the beginning.


11.Do that thing


12.Eating pizza


13.Dating


14.All of our cabinets


15.Makes me mad


16.Bubble wrap


17.Take a nap


18.Every Tuesday


19.Random items


20.Four languages


21.Marriage is strange


22.Married 25 years


23.Grocery store


24.Laughting


25.Cold spouse


26.Accidentally scare


27.Always cold


28.Rum out


29.Stop breathing


30.Where is the remote?


31.Video call


32.Wash dishes for a month


33.Laundry to fold


34.Welcome to marriage


35.Finish the discussion


36.A man and a woman


37.Once married


38.Driving


39.Favourite spatula


40.Playing games


41.Secret to marriage


42.So mad


43.Day off


44.He was bored


45.Marriage be like


46.Iā€™m your wife


47.Kids to sleep


48.Marriage ends in IKEA


49.We roll them now


50.Secret to successful marriage




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2020 cannot yet be called a year rich in positive events. But humanity is designed in such a way that a sense of humor is included in the basic set of characteristics for survival. We want to cheer you up, so we suggest recalling the main memes of the past months. Bemorepanda collected 50 of them.

 

The first half of the year was so eventful that 2020 itself became a meme. In winter, people wondered how much had happened in just three months: the threat of a third world war, fires in Australia, the collapse of oil prices, the beginning of quarantine. In March, they stopped being surprised and decided to think about what awaits us next: a tsunami, an alien invasion or a zombie apocalypse?

 

The main non-obvious emoji of the half-year. The moai statues from Easter Island - namely, they are depicted on the ideogram - literally illustrate the expression "sitting with a stone face." It seems that moai are essentially close to the facepalm, which was used a few years ago. But this reaction is emphatically neutral - just a tacit misunderstanding of what is happening. In 2020, where there is no longer the strength to react, the stone face has become the most appropriate emoji.

 

1.Facetime 2020

 

2.Work in 2020

 

3.Layoffs

 

4.Playing Uno

 

5.Cake of 2020

 

6.The only tourist this year

 

7.Chicky nuggets

 

8.Go piss

 

9.Me FaceTiming

 

10.Relative Importance in 2020

 

11.About 2020

 

12.2020 is a uniqe year

 

13.Favourite meme

 

14.Very bad, not recommended

 

15.2020 outfits

 

16.I'm sorry for this

 

17.What your about to watch

 

18.Thank God 2019 is finally over

 

19.Me trying to learn dance tutorials

 

20.Gummy vitamins

 

21.Uber driver

 

22.It hasn't been your day

 

23.New Years day looking forward

 

24.2020 be like

 

25.All about this

 

26.School pictures this year

 

27.2020 be like

 

28.If 2020 was a slide

 

29.Coming out of quarantine

 

30.Samsung vs Apple

 

31.Titanic interpretation

 

32.2019 be like

 

33.Exams and students in 2020

 

34.Finally opens school

 

35.Studying online

 

36.No eating in online classes

 

37.So unique

 

38.FaceTime ignoring everything

 

39.Hot potatoes

 

40.Videogames now

 

41.The whole year

 

42.It's time to sleep

 

43.I'm missing out

 

44.My plans and 2020

 

45.Coffee machine jokes

 

46.My brain be like

 

47.Perfect debit

 

48.Give your new ball

 

49.If i can sleep over

 

50.So long, paartner

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