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50 funniest marriage memes and jokes on Twitter 2022

4 months ago
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Let's face it - marriage is not for the faint of heart. We like to believe that the pure love we share will make us move forward. Yes, it is true that it pushes us forward. But not all the things we face in marriage are so pleasant.


That may sound awful. But here's the secret: sometimes the least romantic parts of marriage are the ones that can teach you the most about yourself, your partner, and the nature of love between you. Here are some simple truths that open the way to the treasures and surprising pleasures of the true love life you have: imperfect and different from fairy tales.


When you get married, you think that because you have made the right choice - your soul mate - you will be happy together until death. Then you wake up one morning and realize that no matter how great he is, he doesn't make you happy at any time of the day. In fact, some days you may even wonder why you were in such a hurry to get married. And you probably think that's not what you're looking for, actually.


In fact, you wanted him or her. But, on that wonderful day when you and your boyfriend cut the cake together, smashed champagne glasses and danced the bride's waltz, you didn't realize that "for better or worse" doesn't apply only when a tragedy occurs in life.


Here are some funny memes and jokes about marriage that Bemorepanda collected from Twitter.


1.What sounds good for dinner


2.Key story


3.Cleaning room


4.Cabinet


The power of your relationship is actually being tested every day, when the awful monotony of living together can make you want to take your plains. Then the disappointment creeps into your soul, perhaps along with a very palpable sense of security and suffering. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. It's about you, about the fact that you reunite with the sweetened fantasies related to marriage that were dancing in your eyes the day you two posed for the wedding album. Only now do you know that marriage is not a destination; it is a journey full of exaltation and boredom alike.


Waking up from a beautiful dream and seeing the raw light of the morning may not seem like a reason to celebrate. But is. Because after giving up those stories of eternal ecstasy, you will see that the reality of marriage is much richer and more fulfilling than you ever imagined. It's hard, yes. It's also frustrating. But this reality is equally full of pleasant and intense charm and is much better than all fairy tales.


5.Cheese toast


6.Dishwasher


7.Black pants


At first, when people said, "Marriage means work," you thought work meant being patient with your husband when he forgot to lower the toilet lid. In your naivete, you think you're going to struggle to get used to some annoying habit, like the fact that he's cracking his wrists or squealing.


How nice it was to be so simple! But as you can see, people are not at all simple. Your husband has mysterious, twisted depths - and from his point of view, you look pretty complicated. You need to learn to know each other the same way you learned geography or physics at school. And if you got married, it doesn't mean it's over, but that you've been promoted to in-depth studies. This is because every time you think you have a good grasp of the subject, it changes. And so it is with you.


8.Target


9.My husband body


10.He will be missed


As two people grow and evolve, the real job of marriage is to find a way to communicate with each other and to educate each other in the process.


This is the strange beauty of marriage: it is full of difficult times and hard lessons, for which no one prepares you. But in the end, these are the things that enrich your life together - making your love deeper and stronger than it was in the beginning.


11.Do that thing


12.Eating pizza


13.Dating


14.All of our cabinets


15.Makes me mad


16.Bubble wrap


17.Take a nap


18.Every Tuesday


19.Random items


20.Four languages


21.Marriage is strange


22.Married 25 years


23.Grocery store


24.Laughting


25.Cold spouse


26.Accidentally scare


27.Always cold


28.Rum out


29.Stop breathing


30.Where is the remote?


31.Video call


32.Wash dishes for a month


33.Laundry to fold


34.Welcome to marriage


35.Finish the discussion


36.A man and a woman


37.Once married


38.Driving


39.Favourite spatula


40.Playing games


41.Secret to marriage


42.So mad


43.Day off


44.He was bored


45.Marriage be like


46.I’m your wife


47.Kids to sleep


48.Marriage ends in IKEA


49.We roll them now


50.Secret to successful marriage




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You know you're screwed!

2 years ago
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Mom's arguments😁

2 years ago
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Dads have a special and important role in the child's life. Children are lucky if they have a father who is actively involved in their lives, who knows their friends and who is interesting about how a normal day in their life went. Children grow up healthy and harmoniously from a sentimental point of view if they know that they are loved and cared for by both parents.


If in the past, fathers were usually responsible for discipline and setting boundaries and rules and mothers for most of the child care, nowadays there is more flexibility between the duties of each parent.


Bemorepanda collected some top twitters for this week.


1.Best dads


2.Little collection


3.Dads perfect pillow


4.Dads sunglasses


5.Little cult thing


6.What it means


7.Chocolate milk


8.I’m a dad


9.How about your kid


10.Listening to me


11.The long pause


12.All about a 24 minutes episode


13.A sneak


14.Pecan tree


15.Kick me


16.Samurai swords


17.500k a year


18.Wood penguin


19.Toddlers be like


20.Haunted house


21.Police officer


22.Xbox game


23.This morning


24.Political agenda


25.Landline


26.Never lie


27.Words maybe


28.Toddlers clothes


29.Kids to play


30.Car light


31.Eating a huge bag


32.Be careful


33.Kids school


34.Daddy pig


35.Scary monster


36.People you hate


37.Good night


38.Meatballs


39.Bow the king


40.A dragon



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With pleasure!😏

2 years ago
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