Top 50 funny football memes and jokes to share with your mates - Bemorepanda
Football is one of the most popular sports - the "king sport," which provokes great passion and emotions among the supporters.
Top football memes
FIFA (International Football Federation) statistics show that more than 270 million people worldwide, from more than 200 countries, especially in Europe, Asia, South America, and Africa, play regular football: professionals or amateurs, men, and women who love this sport.
1. Two, please
2. He’s just a child
3. A free kick
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Football's (official) birth in Europe dates back to the 19th century, 1863, when rugby football split into rugby and football in England, with the latter establishing stringent rules. Clear. However, the distant origin of football is in ancient China, around the third century BC, in a game called "cuju," which was practiced as a kind of training for soldiers. They had to control the ball (which was filled with animal hair) with their foot, chest, calves, and shoulders.
The oldest football club, recognized internationally, was established in England in 1857 - FC Sheffield - still operating today, but at the amateur level. Initially, as there were no other clubs, the matches were played between FC Sheffield members; the criteria according to which the teams were formed were: married versus unmarried, unemployed versus employees, etc. In 1860, when a second club was set up in the same city - FC Hallam - the first club match was held every year.
The first football league was also created in England in 1888 by the president of the Aston Villa club in Birmingham and consisted of 12 teams.
4. Hear me out
5. Coming through
6. Good meme
The first international football match took place in 1872, between England and Scotland, in Glasgow and ended 0 - 0. The players wore "knickerbockers" (shorts) and hats or caps, this clothing detail (hat/hat) being preserved until the beginning of the twentieth century.
At the first club matches, the balls were not spherical. It was customary to inflate a pig's bladder, tie it at both ends, and wrap it in leather, giving it an oval shape. Also, the balls were lighter at first (340 - 425 grams), but in 1937, increasing to 396 - 453 grams. The first modern soccer ball was made in 1870, with an elastic rubber insert in a leather cover, an invention of Richard Lindon, who is said to have revolutionized the game of football with his idea.
The rules of the football game, established in 1863 at the time of its establishment, did not mention, until 1875, the existence of a crossbar for the goal, only the vertical bars. Therefore, to score a dream, it was enough for the ball to pass between the vertical bars, regardless of height.
The old tactics of the game were very similar to those of rugby today - the teams had strong attackers and, when offside, they attacked in groups to take the ball to the opponent's goal.
7. Tom and Jerry
9. Off the palette
The fouls and the arbitrators did not appear in the initial regulations, considering they do not commit intentional "mistakes." Various events on the field could be challenged in discussions with the captains and then with the players. The referees first appeared in the area in 1891.
The penalty kick appeared in football only in the twentieth century and could be executed from a line 11 meters from the goal and parallel to it. The goalkeeper could approach up to 5.5 meters of the executor.
Until about 1912, goalkeepers could use their hands in play on their entire half of the field, and the goalie's suit could only be blue, white, or orange/yellow.
FIFA Chief Referee Ken Aston inspired the yellow and red cards at a traffic light on Kensington High Street in London during a walk as he thought of ways to mark warnings and exclusions in the game.
At first, the breaks between innings did not have a pre-determined duration. The break lasted as long as the players could wash, change equipment, have a snack, and drink tea before the second half.
10. I Just lost
11. Dear diary
12. OMG, a ball
The fastest goal in football history was scored in the second 2.8, by the Uruguayan Ricardo Olivera, in 1998.
Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo holds the most records - the most goals scored by a footballer in the Champions League in a season (17), the most FIFA World Player trophies (3), the first Portuguese footballer to win the Golden Ball five times, and the second, after Messi, who won the "Golden Ice" three times, etc.
In football, most consider that the greatest footballer is the Argentine Maradona, sharing with the Brazilian Pele the title of "Player of the Century" award by FIFA.
Most own goals in a match belong to Stade Olympique de L’Emyrne, Madagascar, which, in 2006, in the game against A.S. In addition, he scored 149 own goals.
The opening match of the famous Wembley Stadium in London (where the EURO 2020 UEFA final will also take place), which took place in 1923, was attended by 190,000 spectators.
The highest number of spectators present at a football match was recorded in 1950, during the final of the World Cup in Brazil, the game being played between the national teams of Brazil and Uruguay, in the Maracana stadium. One hundred ninety-nine thousand eight hundred fifty-four spectators were about to see this match.
13. They going to kiss
14. Spot the ball
15. Cool handbag
The game rules were outlined in the mid-19th century to standardize the practices of a wide variety of similar games played in UK schools. Cambridge rules, identical to those of today, were created at Trinity College, Cambridge, in 1848, at a meeting of representatives of several colleges: Eton College, Harrow School, Rugby School, Winchester College, and Shrewsbury School. But they were far from universal rules. In the 1850s, many clubs were formed, independent of schools or universities, that played various forms of football. Many used their own rules, the best example being Sheffield F.C. (former Harrow School students). It was founded in 1857, and its rules led to the formation of the Sheffield & Hallamshire Football Federation in 1867. In 1862, John Charles Thring of Uppingham School created another commonly used set of rules.
These efforts led to the founding of the Football Federation (FA) in 1863, which first met on October 26, 1863, at Freemason's Tavern in Great Queen Street, London. The only school that was represented at this meeting was Charterhouse School. Freemason’s Tavern was the meeting place for the Federation for another five meetings, between October and December. During this time, the first comprehensive set of rules was born. At the last meeting, the first treasurer of the FA, who was the Blackheath representative, withdrew his club from the FA, due to the exclusion from the rules, at the previous meeting, two basic rules: the first was the one that allowed running with the ball in his hands and the second, the possibility of stopping the opponent by hitting him in the "whistle, by shooting, or by holding. Other English rugby clubs followed suit and did not join the FA. But in 1871, they formed the Rugby Football Union. The remaining 11 clubs in the FA, led by Ebenezer Cobb Morley, have ratified the first 14 rules of the game. Despite this, the Sheffield club continued to play by its own rules until the 1870s.
Today the rules of the game are set by the International Football Association Board (IFAB). It was founded in 1886 after a meeting of the English Football Federation, the Scottish Football Federation, the Welsh Football Federation, and the Irish Football Federation in Manchester.
In 1888, Aston Villa club president William McGregor formed the first football league in England. The original format contained 12 teams from central and northern England.
The FIFA International Football Federation was formed in Paris in 1904, and its representatives decided to adopt the rules created by IFAB. The growing popularity of the game led to the union of the representatives of the two federations (FIFA and IFAB). Today, their leadership consists of 4 FIFA representatives and 1 representative from each British federation.
Football is popular with both children and adults.
17. Mom, I’m in
20. At twitter
22. Still open
24. Last month
25. Blade grass
26. Messi coming
28. Bad boy
29. Love football
30. About relationship
32. Not coming home
36. In my head
38. Let’s dance
39. Something in the air
40. It’s gone
44. I got two
45. Football season
46. That’s why
49. Slow motion
50. Complete list
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50 best birthday memes to surprise your friends during their special day
The birthday is the day that every person celebrates, a beautiful moment every year when you become more mature and fulfilled. In many cultures it is celebrated with family, friends, colleagues and it is customary for the birthday party to receive gifts.
In astrology, prediction as well as in other pseudosciences or habits, the birthday has a very important role. For example, in horoscopes, the birthday is essential, depending on it being determined the zodiac sign that influences the character of the individual, affinities and destiny.
Of course, on this day we receive congratulations. People love to congratulate in a creative and funny way, for this reason, Bemorepanda has collected some funny messages and memes with funny birthday cards.
1.Blow the candle and the foam. Happy Bday
2.So how do you feel on your special day? Older.
3.Call no fire fighter. This is just your birthday cake.
4.Ask not what this birthday party can do for you. Ask what you can do for this party, you lazy scum!
5.What if I told you I got you no birthday gift?
6.This year, focus on your goals. No that’s my abs, birthday girl
7.Happy birthday, age is not such a big deal… to me. I’m still young!
8.Many Happy Returns. May your hair dye and mascara never run. Happy Birthday, old lady!
9.What do you get to a non-consumerist birthday girl? (I know: a kiss)
10.Double checking if that’s indeed your real age. Happy Birthday, Girl!
11.Fabulosity has no age. Happy Birthday, Girl!
12.– Happy Birthday! Another milestone for y… – I’m not counting!
13.Happy Birthday. I was going to drink anyway.
14.Don’t have to be god to enjoy your birthday.
15.My best wishes to a truly classy human being.
16.This birthday party is more revolutionary than the Greek revolution.
17.So this is what it feels like to cut a birthday cupcake.
18.Relatively young enough to party a lot on your birthday.
19.Pay attention while I m blowing this field of birthday candles!
20.Let this day rock like you always do.
21.I don’t always say happy birthday, but when I do it s to my kick ass cousin.
22.Here’s your birthday cake. Would you like fries with that?
23.Have a blast on your special day. Love, Idris.
24.Don’t try to escape from the coming of another decade. Happy birthday to you.
25.Cake. More Cake.
26.At your age you’re already finer than an old scotch.
27.A sweet birthday e-mail from my grandson. He’s also asking me to lend him some cash.
28.Smile, it’s your birthday. You’re too young to be roast
29.Smile, it s your birthday!
30.Someone so fabulous never grows old.
31.Nothing more refreshing than a good friend’s birthday party.
32.One can never have too much love, sex and birthday cake.
33.You must have loved this age. We’ve celebrated it 4 years in a row.
34.Waiting for the first one who’ll wish me happy birthday.
35.Time flies. I’m already 2.
36.Many happy returns though you’ve gone way past your expiration date.
37.Mailed myself to you, I was much cuter than several birthday cards.
38.Let’s see where this birthday will lead us.
39.Just because it’s your birthday it doesn’t mean everyone should just dance around with joy.
40.Happy Birthday. In dog years this would be heaven for you.
41.Can’t Blame you for being extra fabulous even at this age. Happy Birthday.
42.Age is nothing but a number. And I know nothing about numbers.
43.By the time you’re 64 you ll have received my birthday wishes.
44.Dance like it’s my birthday.
45.Hey Mr. President, It’s my own birthday.
46.It’s my birthday month, I deserve a little extra shopping.
47.It’s my birthday month. Not joking about it.
48.Listen, people, listen: it’s my birthday month.
49.I’m having a bad day. Also celebrating my birthday today is totally irrelevant.
50.Give me 5 more minutes of sleep unless it’s my birthday and you’re up for a party.
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40 most upvoted posts on r/funny subreddit for this week (22-29 sept, 2021)
At first glance, Reddit may seem intimidating to the uninitiated observer. Self-proclaimed as the "front page of the Internet," Reddit is a massive and diverse community, and anyone who knows anything about the Internet can tell you that this can be both a blessing and a curse.
Similar to a lively city, there is a nice part of Reddit and a not so nice part. You can't just write the whole website based on a trip to the wrong neighborhood. At least not without first visiting the most beautiful pieces.
Reddit also includes funny topics, for this reason we find the freshest memes and jokes. Bemorepanda created the latest top.
7.Lego in hell
12.Work from home
15.Move my chairs
16.Better be organic
19.Bill of rights
24.Purpose of life
26.Eat and seat
30.Funny how that works
34.Being a mom
40.Humor based on pain
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Interesting facts about Saint Patrick's Day that will surely impress you
St. Patrick is without a doubt the most famous saint associated with Ireland. Its holiday is celebrated all over the world and is a common symbol of Irish patriotism. His legends have become commonplace in our understanding of Ireland, and the image of the bishop with a clover is an immediately recognizable symbol for many. But despite his popularity, we know very little about the real man. It seems that the legend of St. Patrick has become much more famous than the historical individual.
Bemorepanda collected for you interesting facts, here are 20 of them about the real St. Patrick.
1. The real name may not have been Patrick. We do not know for sure what his birth name is, but the tradition is that it was Maewyn Succat. He later changed it to Patrick when he became bishop, because it means "noble" in Latin.
2. There are surviving copies of the texts written by St. Patrick. Two Latin works called "Confessions" and "Letter to the Soldiers of Coroticus." These works provide the primary sources for what we know about him.
3. Dating the life of St. Patrick is difficult, but most estimates put it in the middle of the fifth century. Given that he refers to the Frankish people (who lived in places where Germany and France are now) as pagans in one of his works, this assumes that he was written between 451, with a large amount of francs flowing into Gaul is today Western Europe) and 496, when the French were baptized in large numbers.
4. There is a prayer that is said to have been written by St. Patrick, entitled "St. Patrick's Breastplate," but he being the author is now widely rejected by scholars.
5. No one knows where St. Patrick was born. It is a generally accepted fact that St. Patrick is not a native Irishman and is probably from Wales, but his specific place of birth is unclear. In his works he says that it is from a place called Bannavem Taburniae, but this location is not otherwise known.
6. St. Patrick was not the first Christian bishop in Ireland. This honor belongs to Bishop Palladius in the fifth century. Palladius was the Roman Catholic deacon sent by the Church to convert the Irish natives. Some speculate that this person was adopted through folklore and later combined with Patrick to form his legend.
7. He did not drive snakes from Ireland. Everything we know about biology tells us that Ireland has never been a home for snakes. The story was explained as a metaphor for Patrick's transformation of the native Druids left to Christianity. But pagan practices continued long after St. Patrick lived, so the exact meaning of the story is unknown.
8. Almost all the stories about St. Patrick were written centuries after he died. Two commonly cited sources are "The Life and Deeds of St. Patrick" by a Jocelin of Furness, who wrote about 1200, and "The Oldest Lives of St. Patrick" by an unknown MacEvin who wrote his works in the twentieth century. IX.
9. St. Patrick gives only the name of his father, Calpornius, and the father's grandfather, Potitus. He says his father was a deacon and his grandfather a priest. Although later the writers further explained the family tree. Jocelin and MacEvin say that his mother was a frank woman named Conceis. Conceis is said to be related to St. Martin of Tours. Although MacEvin claims to be his sister, Jocelin says she is his niece.
10. St. Patrick never mentions that he has any brothers in his deeds, but Jocelin and MacEvin claim to have a sister named Lupita.
11. From the works of St. Patrick, we have gathered that he was abducted from his home at the age of sixteen and brought to Ireland, along with thousands of others, to be sold as slaves. Patrick worked as a pastor for six years. Jocelin says he is a slave to a pagan prince named Milcho, although Patrick says nothing about his captor. Saying only he was "the man I've been with for six years."
12. Jocelin and MacEvin attribute many miracles to St. Patrick in his youth and describe him as pious since the early years. Although Patrick seems to contradict these claims. Referring to his capture in his youth, he says that "at that time I did not know the true God."
13. St. Patrick is often said to have used mackerel to explain the concept of the Trinity to Irish pagans. Despite the fame of this story, shamrock or its significance in such a way is never mentioned in any work of St. Patrick and is apparently a legend much later attached to it.
14. Shamrock - popular Irish symbol, but not a symbol of Ireland. Already in the Middle Ages in the Irish tombs and manuscripts appeared an image of a harp. However, scientists believe that the harp was popular in Irish legends and culture, long before this period. In medieval times it symbolized the harp of Ireland.
15. An estimated 34 million Americans have Irish roots. Some of them are purebred Irish, meaning they or their parents came from Ireland, but more people have mixed ancestors today. In Ireland, in itself live all 4, 2 million people.
16. In addition to green, St. Patrick's Day is associated with alcoholic libations. However, in Ireland 1903-1970, St. Patrick's Day is a religious holiday. All pubs were closed for the next day. It was abolished in 1970, when St. Patrick's Day was classified as a national holiday.
17. At the age of 16, Patrick was abducted by Irish burglars who sold him into slavery. He lived for many years in Ireland, sheep, and at the age of 22 he managed to escape. After that he came to the monastery in England, where he spent 12 years.
18. St. Patrick, despite being known as the Patron Saint of Ireland, was never officially canonized. His recognition as a saint was made by popular opinion, and probably with the approval of a bishop. Although he is far from the only saint, he was never officially canonized. In fact, the church did not have any formal process for sanctification until the twelfth century. So it is safe to assume that St. Patrick will always be considered a saint.
19. March 17 was chosen for St. Patrick's Day because it is said to be the day he died. The year was declared 461, but we do not know for sure.
20. St. Patrick, you know, he can actually be based on more people. While we are pretty sure that St. Patrick was a historical figure, it is possible that the folk character is derived from two different people. Patrick of Wales and Bishop Palladius mentioned above. The two bishops had stories about their circulation until they became a unified preacher.
New 40 funny memes and tweets about the russian Sputnic V coronavirus vaccine
In the fight against the pandemic, Russia has launched its own vaccine. In the absence of internationally verifiable data on efficacy and possible side effects, the international community has suspicions about Sputnik V. Instead, the Russians have full confidence in it.
Despite serious concerns from experts that the vaccine was made in a hurry without all the necessary tests, more than 40 countries have so far decided to trust it and, to varying degrees, have approved the use of Sputnik V.
Sputnik V is a vaccine with viral virus. This means that it uses a modified version of a different virus as a tool to transport genetic material to a cell. Sputnik V was developed using adenoviruses, which normally cause respiratory infections, but other viruses (including influenza or measles virus) have been used for other viral vector therapies.
The virus, which is used as a vector, is modified so that it does not pose any threat of causing a disease. It is also inserted with an additional gene that is unique to the target virus. For COVID-19 vaccines, this gene contains instructions on how to make a spike protein, which is found on the surface of the coronavirus.
Once a person receives the vaccine, the vector enters a cell and uses it to produce spike proteins. As soon as the immune system recognizes the spike proteins, it begins to produce antibodies and activates other immune processes in the body. If the system interacts with the real virus in the future, it already knows how to fight it.
Bemorepanda collected some funny memes.
2.Sputnik V transformation
7.Superhero after Sputnik
8.The light after Sputnik V vaccine
9.Putin getting orders on the vaccine
10.Vaccine kicks in
11.I said release it
15.Putin after vaccine
16.I serve Soviet Union
19.Worries about vaccine
20.Tried the vaccine
22.No side effect
23.No side effects
26.Who invented are useless
34.Untested Russian vaccine
35.Vaccine is almost ready
36.Finding a cure
40.Some small effects