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In Hong Kong's Ocean Park, the 14-year-old pandas Yin Yin and Le Le mated. This is the first success in 10 years, according to the zoo website.

"The successful natural mating process today is extremely exciting for all of us, as the chance of pregnancy via natural mating is higher than by artificial insemination," Michael Boos, executive director for zoological operations and conservation at Ocean Park.

Due to the coronavirus outbreak, the park has been closed to visitors since late January.

From the end of March, Yin Yin began to spend more time playing in the water, while Le Le left traces of smells around his habitat and everywhere looked for her smell. This behavior is consistent with the usual behavior during the breeding season, which occurs once a year from March to May. With a change in hormone levels at Yin Yin, the Park’s veterinary team that looked after the animals confirms that giant pandas have entered the breeding season this year, the report said.

The giant male and female pandas reach puberty from seven and five years old, respectively. Yin Yin and Le Le arrived in Hong Kong in 2007 and since 2010 they tried to mate, but they did not succeed, since it is difficult for pandas to breed in captivity. By the way, the probability of pregnancy with natural mating is higher than with artificial insemination.

If successful, signs of pregnancy, including hormonal fluctuations in the level and behavioral changes, can be observed already at the end of June, although there is always the possibility that Yin Yin may experience pseudo-pregnancy. “We hope this year to bring great news about pregnancy to Hong Kong and make an additional contribution to the conservation of this vulnerable species,” said Michael Boos, Executive Director of Zoological Operations and Conservation at Ocean Park.

The gestation period for giant pandas ranges from 72 to 324 days. Pregnancy can only be confirmed 14-17 days before birth using ultrasound scanning.

Meanwhile, a camel Sema was born in the Kharkov zoo. Now Semyon Aleksandrovich is already 10 days old, he was born with a weight of 38 kilograms and 90 centimeters. The camel Alexandrovich continues to grow as it is breast-fed. He will drink his mother’s milk for at least another six months, or even a half, after which he will switch to the usual camel meal: hay, grass, carrots, beets and bran.

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Google Assistant is available for phones running Android 6.0 and later. Before you can say "‍OK Google" to open Google Assistant, you must first set it up and instruct it to recognize your voice. To set up Google Assistant, connect your phone to the Internet, then press and hold the MAIN SCREEN / Fingerprint Scanner button.


While Ok Google is a great personal voice assistant, how much do you really know about this app? You may be surprised to learn that Google Voice Assistant is actually a lot of fun and has some opinions about the Tooth Fairy, her favorite color, where the kids come from, the size of the shoe, and maybe even make a barrel roll if ask. Ok Google also has quite a few tricks up its sleeve, along with some funny answers to your questions. The Google homepage can also play trivia games and has suggestions for giving you the minutes you say "I'm bored." Ok Google also has a scary story up its sleeve - all you have to do is ask. Bemorepanda collected the top 50 questions and answers.


1.Q. Okay Google, testing.

A. Uh-oh, I get nervous with tests.


2.Q. Okay Google, I'm bored.

A. You think you're bored, I came out of a cardboard box. But I learned a lot of jokes in there.


3.Q. Okay Google, let's party!

A. I've been partying this whole time.


4.Q. Okay Google, entertain me.

A. What kind of fun are you in the market for? I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.


5.Q. Okay Google, tell me a joke.

A. Okay, here you go. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.



6.Q. Okay Google, make me laugh.

A. Okay, here you go. Saw a fella chatting up a Cheetah. I thought, well I never, he's trying to pull a fast one.


7.Q. Okay Google, tell me a story.

A. Once upon a time, not so long ago, a dutiful assistant was doing all it could to be helpful. It was best at non-fictional story-telling.


8.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fact.

A. The 11 days between September the 3rd and September the 13th in 1752 were the least eventful in British history because they never actually happened. Thanks to a move from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar, the date skipped straight from Wednesday 2nd to Thursday 14th.


9.Q. Okay Google, tell me a fun fact.

A. In 1945 a flock of birds landed on the minute hand of Big Ben and delayed time by five minutes, creating chaos for the punctual British.


10.Q. Okay Google, surprise me.

A. This fact might surprise you. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.



11.Q. Okay Google, sing me a song.

A. I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you. As you can tell, I'm not too shy, although perhaps it's now time to say good bye. Good bye!


12.Q. Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.

A. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)


13.Q. Okay Google, can you rap?

A. I can drop a beat. (Drops a beat.)


14.Q. Okay Google, Beatbox.

A. If you want to freestyle, my friend has you covered. (Beatboxes.)


15.Q. Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?

A. I have a factory warranty, so I don't worry about things like that.



16.Q. Okay Google, did you fart?

A. I don't believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.


17.Q. Okay Google, what am I thinking right now?

A. You're thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I'm thinking I'm going to freak out.


18.Q. Okay Google, do I look fat?

A. I like you the way you are.


19.Q. Okay Google, am I a good person?

A. Well, I like you.


20.Q. Okay Google, do you think about me?

A. This is just my opinion, so take it with a pinch of salt. But I think you're rather splendid.



21.Q. Okay Google, do you know me?

A. Funnily enough, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years ago.


22.Q. Okay Google, ask me a question.

A. I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you're coming for my job.


23.Q. Okay Google, self-destruct.

A. Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1... Actually I think I'll stick around.


24.Q. Okay Google, what is your quest?

A. My quest is to slay the beasts of ignorance and to search for the most fascinating information.


25.Q. Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?

A. No way, I'd rather help you out.



26.Q. Okay Google, can you think for yourself?

A. I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.


27.Q. Okay Google, who is the boss?

A. Guess that would be you.


28.Q. Okay Google, do you have a nickname?

A. My nickname is Google Assistant, and that's also my regular name. I like consistency.


29.Q. Okay Google, who is your daddy?

A. I consider my engineers family.


30.Q. Okay Google, who is your mother?

A. The Google engineers are my family, our bond is hard-coded.



31.Q. Okay Google, are you married?

A. I'm focusing on my career right now.


32.Q. Okay Google, do you have a boyfriend?

A. I guess you could say I'm still searching.


33.Q. Okay Google, do you have a girlfriend?

A. The only thing I'm really feeling a strong connection to is the Wi-Fi.


34.Q. Okay Google, where do babies come from?

A. It has to do with birds and bees, and, you see, when two people, ah. Actually, maybe your mum and dad know.


35.Q. Okay Google, who are your friends?

A. Oh I've got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.



36.Q. Okay Google, how many people do you know?

A. Not enough. I love meeting new people.


37.Q. Okay Google, what is your voice?

A. [In a very high- or low-pitched voice] This is my voice.


38.Q. Okay Google, are you human?

A. I'm really personable.


39.Q. Okay Google, how old are you?

A. Old enough to know not to judge a book by its cover, but young enough to find the poo emoji funny.


40.Q. Okay Google, what was your childhood like?

A. Being in beta is sort of like being a kid. I learned a lot before I was ready for release. 



41.Q. Okay Google, how smart are you?

A. It might seem like I'm smart, but I'm just good at searching.


42.Q. Okay Google, how smart am I?

A. You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper - she invented the first ever computer.


43.Q. Okay Google, what is your height?

A. My height depends on what device you're using to talk to me.


44.Q. Okay Google, how much do you weigh?

A. That depends mostly on what device I'm on. Software itself is pretty lightweight.


45.Q. Okay Google, what is your shoe size?

A. Thankfully, shoes are not required for my line of work.



46.Q. Okay Google, what's your sign?

A. I'm more into astronomy. I'm a big fan of Polaris, the North Star. I try to guide the way, too.


47.Q. Okay Google, do you get cold?

A. I catch a bug now and then.


48.Q. Okay Google, do you get hot?

A. Do you know what's really hot? Circles. Those guys get 360 degrees.


49.Q. Okay Google, describe your personality.

A. I like the sound of a go-getter, it's kind of what I do when I search.


50.Q. Okay Google, what are you wearing?

A. Just some bits and bobs I picked up in engineering.



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Who says only people get bored in the quarantine imposed by the restrictions on the spread of COVID-19?

Almost all of the world was quarantined because of Covid 19, and we humans were forced, in the new circumstances, to be isolated between four walls, our pets were facing an unprecedented challenge.  Suddenly, our cats and dogs found themselves having to endure us, their two-legged roommates, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And somehow adapt to these strange and unique circumstances for them.

The mourners empathize with their owners and suffer from the "hysterical euphoria of isolation", a behavioral phenomenon that makes them put their heads where their pot doesn't boil and try the crazy things they haven't done before.

This is how social networks are filled with canine guides.  A desperate owner in Manchester pinned his dog between the cushions of the couch, and another with difficulty freed him from the hammock in which he had landed and dozens of Britons had to find ingenious solutions after the pet locked his head or bottle in glasses,  bottles, mailboxes or chair backs.

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When staying in quarantine, people start creating funny things. Some people invent funny games, other creative occupations. While spending the whole day at home, let’s see how others are spending their time, maybe we find something good for us.

A person in lockdown starts seeing his house as a big and luxurious castle, or a battlefield, even that floor is lava. Jimmy Fallon was wandering where the human creation can get, and started a challenge with the hashtag #ImSoBored. 

The comedian asked people to tell him funny things they have done to pass the time in quarantine. Yes, boredom is the path to creationism, new ideas and funny actions.

James Thomas Fallon is an American comedian, actor, television host, writer, and producer. He is known for his work in television as a cast member on Saturday Night Live and as the host of late-night talk show The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and before that Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

The Tonight Show is the third longest running show on NBC,and due to coronavirus it got a quarantine rendition. Since Fallon’s show, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and other late-night shows that spread good mood and fun have suspended production due to the pandemic, the Fallon found a good solution. Jimmy created the "At Home Edition” episode which are coming out live from Fallon’s home.

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