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50-funny-santa-jokes-that-are-too-ho-ho-hilarious-to-ignore-updated-2022-edition

Santa Claus is part of the children's universe, gives them confidence, security and emotional balance, and his myth, with a long and strong tradition, strengthens the family's values.


Even though his name and representations have changed over time, Santa Claus remains the most famous character associated with the great celebration of Christmas.


The myth of Santa Claus is based on a real character, Saint Nicholas, who became famous by giving gifts, giving money and generously helping the poor.


Once upon a time there was a man named Nicholas who gave food and gifts to poor or parentless children. That's why many people now dress like Santa Claus, to remember what Nicholas once did - we can explain to our children.


Important are these values, which inspire the little ones, and this is the spirit of Christmas.


While you look through the jokes, check some interesting facts collected by Bemorepanda about Santa Claus below.


1. How can Santa fight with Karate skills? Because he has a black belt.


2. How does Santa lift a frozen car? With the help of Jack Frost.


3. What do you say when Santa calls out your name for attendance? Present!


In northern culture, elves, or gnomes, once guarded man's house from evil spirits. They were loved, or hated, because although they behaved kindly, they could sometimes be bad if they were not treated properly.


In the Middle Ages, they waited for gifts rather than make them, and it was even said that they sometimes stole the gifts that Santa brought.


Only much later did the elves become friends and helpers of Santa Claus.


4. What is it called when Santa claps his hands? A Santapplause.


5. What is Santa's mother-tongue? North Polish.


6. What famous actress would Santa take up for a ride on his sleigh? Holly Hunter.


In the 16th century, St. Nicholas, the archetype of Santa Claus, a descendant of the spirits and elves who accompanied the procession of Hellequin, the savage hunter who kidnapped children and led the processions of death on winter nights, was celebrated in the Netherlands.


This Saint Nicholas, descendant of the elves, emigrated to America with the Dutch and the Nordic populations, in the 17th and 18th centuries. The Dutch are now calling Santa Claus Sinterklaas.


7. What would you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.


8. Where does Santa spend his holiday? In a ho-ho-hotel.


9. Who gives the best Christmas gifts to the cats and dogs? The Santa Paws.


The American character Santa Claus is also the figure being inspired by St. Nicholas himself.


In 1823, the poem “A visit from St. Nicholas ”, written by Clement Clarke Moore, is so popular that it is learned by heart by Americans.


The little poem also inspires Thomas Nast, the cartoonist of Harper's Illustrated Weekly, who in 1881 published a drawing of Santa Claus dressed in a suit adorned with black buttons and a leather belt.


10. Who gives the best Christmas presents in the dentist's office? Santa Jaws.


11. Why did Santa put a clock on the sleigh? He wanted to see time fly.


12. Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him well.


13. Why won't Santa stay sick for long? Because he has a private elf-care.


This way of illustrating Santa has been used for decades and has been the basis for the creation of his modern image.


Also Nast, in 1885, drew two children looking at a map of the world and following Santa's reindeer-drawn sleigh ride from the North Pole to the United States. From then on, it was assumed that the good old man would live there in the far north.


14. What are Santa's reindeer wranglers called? The Jolly Ranchers.


15. What are Santa Claus' little helpers who love grammar called? Subordinate Clauses.


16. What did Mrs Claus exclaim when she saw her husband put on his suit after a wet Christmas? "Your suit has rain, dear!"


In 1931, Santa Claus received a new look through a Coca-Cola advertising campaign that wanted to expand its market to children. And so Coca-Cola red and white became Santa's colors.


Cartoonist Haddon Sundblom depicted Santa Claus dressed in a red suit with a white beard, a plump belly and a jovial air and full of gifts for good children


The illustrations created by Haddon Sundblom created the most popular representation of Santa Claus and are still used today by the soft drink company in its advertising campaigns.


17. What do elves learn in school? Elf-abets.


18. What do you call Santa with a pet cat? Santa Claws.


19. What do you call Santa with a pet frog called? Santa and Mistletoad.


The British also adopted Santa Claus in the late 19th century and called him Father Christmas.


In France, Père Noël officially arrived only at the end of World War II, although characters who resembled it had already appeared a few decades earlier. Père Noël also comes to children from Belgium, and Santa Claus to Spain and Brazil.


In Norway the old man is called Julenissen, in Finland Joulupukki, and in Sweden he is Jultomten


The Polish old man is Svaty Mikalas, and the one from Hungary is Mikulás. In Italy, Santa Claus is called Babbo Natale and has become the symbol of the confectionery industry, and in Portugal he is called Pai Natal.


For the Japanese it was called Oji-San, or Santa-san, and the Chinese call it Sheng Dan Lao Ren.


20. What is a singer elf called? A wrapper.


21. What is a reindeer's opening line before telling a joke? This joke will surely sleigh you.


22. What is the name of Santa's least favorite Reindeer? Rude-olph.


23. What would an elf who won a Santa lottery be called? A welfy.


Almost a century ago, it was discovered that there are no reindeer at the North Pole. To find Santa a new home, Markus Rautio, a children's presenter for the Finnish national radio station, said Santa lives in Finland in the Lapland town of Rovaniemi (Joulupukki in Finnish) at the foot of Mount Ureche. where there are reindeer.


In his village here, Santa works all year with his elves and here he receives the letters that children from all over the world write.


But Santa doesn't answer the selfish children who only ask for toys in letters, and if you want an answer from Santa, write to him from the heart, one of his elves urges us. Santa also receives visitors here, and children can even enter Santa's Office and tell him their wishes.


24. Where do you find reindeers? It depends on where Santa leaves them.


25. Why did Santa's little helper stand in the corner? Because he had low elf esteem.


26. Why won't Santa go to a hospital? Because he has his own elf care made out of subordinate clauses.


27. Why would Mrs Claus get mad at Santa? Because she believed her husband was a flake.


It is said that Santa Claus spends all year in Lapland with his disciples, and as Christmas approaches, he takes his presents for those who have been good and sets off around the world with his magic sleigh pulled by nine reindeer that can fly: Vixen, Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donder, Prancer and Rudolf, the most famous of them.


When he was little, Rudolf was touched by the magic of Christmas and since then his nose is bright and red.


28. How does Santa measure on the metric system? With a Santameter.


29. What do you call Santa country? A place where nationality is Santa Claus.


30. What do you call Santa on a break? Santa pause.


31. What is red, white, and falling down the chimney? A Santa Klutz.


32. What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Frosted flakes.


But how does Santa manage to get to the homes of all the children in the world in one night? Simple. A long time ago, Santa Claus and his elves discovered a special formula, which they keep secret, of the magic dust for reindeer, which makes them fly.


This magic dust spreads over each reindeer shortly before they leave Lapland on Christmas Eve, and they can fly around the world all night.


33. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.


34. What would Santa's favorite music be? Wrap.


35. What would Santa's favorite track and field event be? North pole-vaulting.


36. What would you call a poor Santa? Saint Nickel-less.


37. What would you get if Santa was crossed with Sherlock? Santa clues.


In Greenland there is a School of Santa Claus, whose graduates become licensed Santa Claus who help the original Santa because no matter how hard he tries, he still can't reach all the children in the world on his own.


Every year in July, in Denmark, is the World Congress of Santa Claus, where the authorized Santa Claus come from Greenland, Germany, Ireland, Norway, Italy, Japan, the Netherlands and the United States.


Santa Claus discusses here the approaching winter season, participates in a parade and has a swim in the sea, and on the last day of the Congress is designated Santa Claus of the Year, who will go to Lapland, in the village where Santa Claus lives .


38. Which singer does Santa love the most? Elf-is Presley.


39. Why can Santa Claus not enter an elevator? Because he is Claus-trophobic.


40. Why does Santa have a white beard? So that he can hide at the north pole.


No matter how busy it is during the year, every night on December 24, on Christmas Eve, Santa Claus slips through the chimney of the fireplace and leaves gifts for everyone in the boots under the decorated Christmas tree, tastes the milk and cakes left by the children and then leaves. back to cart.


But how did Santa slip on the basket? That's another story. The mystery that makes Christmas beautiful.

Merry Christmas, dear Bemorepanda friends!

Ho-Ho-Ho


41. How do you get a Christmas quacker? Cross Santa with a duck.


42. What's as big as Santa on a Christmas tree but weighs nothing? The shadow.


43. What does Santa put on his toast on Christmas? Jingle jam.


44. What do you call it if Santa stay at a beach on Christmas morning? Sandy Claus.


45. What would you say Christmas time is? A time when everyone gets Santamental.


46. What would you say if Santa was to move to the South pole on Christmas? Bi-polar.


47. Where do Christmas trees go to become movie stars? Holly-Wood.


48. Where does Father Christmas go to vote? The north poll-ing station


49. Who will bring teeth gifts during Christmas? Santa Floss.


50. What does Santa get if he eats Christmas decorations? He gets Tinsel-itis!



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Senator Kamala Harris - chosen by Joe Biden as vice president in case he wins the White House race - is known as a prominent politician of color, but she is equally proud of her Indian roots.


My name is pronounced Komma-la, as in the case of the punctuation mark, wrote Kamala Harris in her autobiography from 2018, The Truth We Hold (n.r.). The California senator, the daughter of an Indian-born mother and a Jamaican-born father, then explained what her Indian name means: "lotus flower," a powerful symbol in Indian culture. "A lotus grows underwater, its flowers rise to the surface, while its roots are firmly anchored to the bottom of the river," the senator explained.


Today Bemorepanda collected some funny memes about the USA Senator.


1.Maya Rudolph tweet


2.Cool girl


3.Cool fact


4.Goodbye


5.First debate


As a child, young Kamala and her sister, Maya, grew up in a home that listened to the music of black American artists. Her mother, a cancer researcher, sang Aretha Franklin's gospels, while her father was a jazz lover who taught economics at Stanford University.


Shyamala Gopalan and Donald Harris broke up when Kamala was five years old. Raised by their mother, who never remarried, Kamala, Maya and Shymala were known as "Shymala and the girls", and the mother made sure her daughters were aware of their roots, writes BBC.


Kamala Harris and her sister, Maya Lakshmi Harris, are very close. "My mother understood very well that she has two black girls to raise. She knew that her adopted country would see Maya and me as girls of color, and she was determined to raise two very confident women of color, ”wrote the woman who could become the first female vice president in US history.


"Harris grew up embracing her Indian culture, but proudly living African-American life," The Washington Post wrote last year.


6.A woman


7.Murder


8.First VP


9.Where’s Kamala?


Her mother was a prodigious young woman: she graduated from Delhi University at the age of 19 and left India in 1958 to pursue a doctorate in nutrition and endocrinology, later becoming a researcher in breast cancer. She received her doctorate at the age of 25, in 1964, the same year she gave birth to Kamala. He went to work until the last minute. When the water broke, he was in the lab.


Shymala Gopalan had promised to return to India after graduation, and had even agreed to an arranged marriage. But fate changed his plans. He met Harris, with whom he fell in love, in Berkeley while participating in the civil rights movement.


However, Kamala Harris has often accompanied her mother on visits to her grandparents in India, and she keeps in touch with her mother's family.


Shyamala Gopalan died in 2009 at the age of 70.


A few months after Kamala Harris gave up her presidential dream, she now has the chance to reach the White House by teaming up with former Vice President Joe Biden.


A year ago, the California senator stood out among the Democratic Party candidates and openly criticized Joe Biden for a debate, but in late 2019 announced that she was giving up the campaign due to lack of funds.


Kamala Harris was born in Oakland, California. He is 55 years old.


Kamala spent five years in Montreal, Canada, where she and her sister accompanied her mother, who had received a teaching position at McGill University. He then went to college in the United States, spending four years at Howard University, one of the most prominent educational institutions in the history of the black community in the United States, an experience that the future senator confesses marked and formed.


10.I wear pearls


11.I’m speaking


12.Facts


13.Who is she?


14.Pick a running mate


Proud of her multicultural heritage and identity, Kamala Harris simply describes herself as "American." In 2019, he told The Washington Post that politicians should not adapt their behavior to their color or background. "My point is: I am who I am. I'm good as I am. Maybe you have to figure it out, but I don't mind, "she said.


After four years at Howard, Kamala Harris graduated from law school at the University of California and began her career at the Almeda District Attorney's Office. She then became chief prosecutor in San Francisco in 2003, then was elected attorney general of the state of California, becoming the first woman and the first person of color to hold this important position in America's most populous state.


During her nearly two terms as attorney general, Kamala Harris also entered politics, becoming one of the rising politicians in the Democratic Party, which led to her being elected senator for California in 2017. in the US Congress.


Following her election to the US Senate, the former prosecutor stood out especially at the hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, a proposed Supreme Court judge, and William Barr, the current US attorney general, to whom he asked awkward and insistent questions.


Then, at the beginning of last year, he launched his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, in front of a crowd of over 20,000 people. She was born in Oakland, California, where she was born.


At first, she was enthusiastic, but the senator failed to give consistency to her campaign and gave evasive answers to key policy questions, such as health insurance. In the debates, however, she proved to be a very good speaker, showing her skills as a prosecutor and often her arrows targeting Joe Biden.


15.Tulsi or Kamala?


16.Laughting


17.That was awesome


Harris tried to go somewhere in the middle, on the fine line that separates the wings of progressives and moderates from the Democratic Party, but in the end failed to attract either side, and in December announced his withdrawal from the race. , just before the Iowa primary election.


Then, in March, Harris announced his support for former Vice President Biden, saying he would do everything in his power to be elected future president of the United States.


Despite her left-wing stance on issues such as gay marriage and the death penalty, Kamala has been attacked by progressives for not being open enough, especially on issues such as police reform, drug reform and wrongful convictions.


When Kamala Harris married lawyer Douglas Emhoff in 2014, she put a wreath around his neck and stepped on a glass, "to preserve the Indian and Jewish heritage," she said.


The couple has no children together, but Kamala Harris is a stepmother to the two children the lawyer has from a previous marriage. It's called "Momala."


The couple's fortune is estimated at $ 5.8 million.


As for Maya, the senator's sister, she was a political analyst at MNSBC, and her husband, Tony West, now works for Uber, but was an official in the Justice Department.


18.Raised eyebrows


19.No evidence


20.Mouth shut


21.Budget stuff


22.The Giggler


23.Waving goodbye


24.Tonight debate


25.Two days later


26.Good good


27.Batman and Kamala


28.Best protection


29.Kamala Harris


30.Oh, yes, that’s me


31.Fair enough


32.Asking for money


33.Blow it


34.Vote for me


35.Who would win?


36.My face


37.Ermahgerd


38.If you have a problem


39.My friend


40.I’m speaking


41.Don’t believe in science


42.Crop line


43.Catfishes


44.All men are evil


45.Corrupt


46.Prosecutor


47.Illegal


48.Who else?


49.Hillary Clinton


50.Super spread



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The 2022 NBA All-Star Game is an exhibition basketball game that will take place in Cleveland, Ohio on February 20, 2022 at the Cleveland Cavaliers' home arena, Rocket Mortage Fieldhouse. This game will mark the 71st All-Star Game in NBA history. The city played host to the All-Star Game in 1981 at the Colisium at Richfield and 1997 at the Queeken Loans Arena.


The original All-Star format did not change from the previous time. Voting leaders among fans, journalists and players from each conference will serve as team captains. Each captain first chooses the starting five players, and then the substitutes. The captain can select a player to his team from any conference.


The coaches for the NBA All-Star Game are those coaches whose teams have the highest win rates in each conference based on statistics as of February 3, 2022. However, the NBA rule states that a coach who has already coached an all-star team last year cannot be selected this year, even if his team has the best winning percentage in their conference. Therefore, Doc Rivers and Queen Snyder could not be selected.


Bemorepanda prepared some funny memes.


1.The picture speaks itself


2.Kobe Bryant


3.Bron and AD


The composition of the teams is determined in two ways. Teams' starting fives are determined by voting among fans, NBA players and NBA journalists. When voting in the starting five, two back-row players and three front-row players must be selected. Fans will be able to vote for any NBA player once a day. NBA journalists and players will be able to vote once. Players have the right to vote for themselves and their teammates. The voting itself will begin on December 25, 2021 and end on January 20, 2022.


The substitutes are determined by voting among the head coaches of the teams of the respective conference. A coach is not allowed to vote for his team's players. The reserve players of the team are recruited from two defenders, three front-line players and two players, regardless of the role.


If a player is injured, the NBA commissioner determines his replacement from the same conference as the basketball player who will not be able to take part in the all-star game. If a basketball player of the starting five is injured, the head coach chooses from among the reservists the player who will be released from the first minutes of the match.


4.Before winning


5.All-star history


6.Putback drunk


7.Mamba Mentality


8.Look at your team


9.LeBron


10.Losing to him


11.Kobe has the ball


12.Free throw


13.Giant


14.My own pelican


15.Curry’s power


16.Cliff Paul


17.Ex at the game


18.Two cool players


19.Basketball


20.Splash brothers


21.Game blouses


22.This face


23.Close enough


24.Kevin Durant


25.An A cause


26.Ready to go home


27.The bulldog


28.Rusell Westbook


29.You mad Kobe?


30.Evolution


31.Kawhi


32.When you realize


33.Good night


34.This look


35.That drunk


36.Jerome in the house


37.Ain't foolin


38.Hey what’s up


39.Low top Jordans


40.Cialis


41.Go daddy


42.Buy a drink


43.The one you like


44.Congrats


45.Done with him


46.Name out


47.Out of all his movies


48.Mike eyes


49.Kevin Durant


50.You like your Earth?




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The girls who grew up in the '90s, with romantic comedies on TV, still hope for that first super romantic interaction. Your hands touch when you both want to pick up the same book from a bookstore, make deep eye contact from a distance, or even hit someone on the street. Basically, anything doesn't involve an app on the phone and hours lost in matches and dozens of conversations. Online dating is so popular that it's the way most couples know each other.


In this crazy times of coronavirus pandemic, people are home, so they try to find thier other half on internet. Tinder is the best option to find a partner, sometimes is just a conversation, but othertimes it can be a start of a new relationship, leading to marriage.


What is the best way to conquer the heart and imagination of the future soul mate? The first step: choose a series of photos that will make you look like you don't care, but look pretty fit. The second step: to make a good bio.


It seems that the bio is the hardest part. There is a risk of writing too little or too much. You don't want to look too desperate ("please love me") or too nonchalant ("I'm too good for you"). You want to represent yourself as authentically as possible, but without making a fuss with everything you like and don't like.


So how do you write a good bio on Tinder? Here aro 50 ideas to write a decent description.



1. Just gave myself a haircut. It’s not looking good. Need moral support in these trying times. 


2. Let’s chat for three months and never meet up…But no, really. Let’s. 


3. COVID-free since ’97


4. If you find yourself trapped inside and looking for conversation, I can promise you I’m more entertaining than Netflix.


5. Love to travel. Next trips are 🛁-> 🛋-> 🛏.


6. Will put on my nicest top and grossest sweatpants for our virtual date


7. 6 ft tall and down to stay 6 ft away (for now)


8. Looking for a partner in virtual crime


9. I’m a breath of fresh air (figuratively). 


10. Riding out the apocalypse with my in-unit washer and dryer



11. Wanna join me on my desert (Animal Crossing) island? 


12. “To the windooooowsss, to the wallsss” is my entire plan of action rn.


13. Usually I’m so late, but now I-so-late. 


14. Let’s COVID-eo chat?


15. If you’re spending even more time than usual on WebMD, we might be soulmates.


16. Actively seeking someone to talk to about what happened to Carole Baskin’s first husband


17. May have overdone it on the peanut butter filled pretzels. Please send new snack ideas.


18. My mom says I’m essential.


19. Social distancing IRL, but we can 🤝URL.


20. If we FaceTime, I’ll do a tour of my house, “MTV Cribs” style. 



21. Match with me and I’ll tell you all about how easy it is to wear the same sweats for two weeks

straight. 


22. Please send 20-second hand washing song inspo. 


23. Traveling the world via Tinder swipes


24. Going to Whole Foods, want me to drop you off anything? 


25. I can’t wait to not be able to do anything with you. 


26. Looking to find someone other than my parents to team up with for TikTok challenges.


27. We’ve got no time to waste in this world— Wait what’s that? We have a lot? Well, let’s waste it together. 


28. Wanna Netflix Party and chill


29. HMU if you’re also “working from home.”


30. Single and ready to get my hand stuck in a tube of Pringles. 



31. Are you DTZ (Down To Zoom)?


32. If you can’t handle my quarantine hair, you don’t deserve me when this is all over.


33. I’m the kind of romantic who will order you Uber Eats for our virtual date.


34. Great at text flirting, even funnier in person once this is over 😉


35. Looking to spread love, not germs


36. If now isn’t the time to match with a doctor, when is? 


37. Will you be my quaran-tine? It’s like a Valentine, except we can’t leave the house and just eat a lot of

snacks.


38. Starting a campaign to convince Netflix to stop asking me if I’m still watching. Wanna join?


39. Into yoga and social distancing. 


40. I like long walks between my couch and my fridge.


41. HMU if you like your humor like your hands right now: dry.


42. Looking forward to talking to someone other than my Postmates driver 


43. Body by quarantine


44. Looking for some quarantainment 


45. Once a foodie, now a grilled cheese chef in training


46. Need a date to my cousin’s Zoom wedding 


47. I’m rocking a quarantine mullet — business on top, party on the bottom. 


48. My hands are dry, but my personality isn’t.


49.Can someone tell me how to lower the difficulty settings on Tinder?


50.I need a companion for future quarantines.




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Super Bowl - in American football, the title of the final game for the title of champion of the National Football League (NFL) of the United States of America. The game and its accompanying celebration over the years, Super Bowl Sunday, has become a de facto national holiday in the United States.

 

The first game was played on January 15, 1967, as part of the AFC-NFC (American Football Conference - National Football Conference) championship. There, the winner of the NFL championship and the champion of the young rival American Football League (AFL) met for the title of world professional American football champion. After the final merger of the two leagues in 1970, the Super Bowl became the game for the NFL title. Since then, the game has been held annually on Sunday immediately after the end of the playoff stage. Initially, it was mid-January, then the game took place in the second half of January, and now on the first Sunday in February.

 

Bemorepanda prepared some funny memes about Super Bowl.

 

1.Mad fans

 

2.Four times Brady

 

3.Commercials

 

The Super Bowl is generally the most watched television event of the year in the United States, with many companies spending millions of dollars on in-match advertising. Many popular singers and musicians performed before the start of the game and during the ceremonies between the second and third quarters. Game Day is the second most food consumed day after Thanksgiving. As a rule, the US anthem is played before the start of each match.

 

The Super Bowl games are denoted in Roman numerals rather than the year in which they took place. The winning team receives the Vince Lombardy Trophy, named after the coach of the Green Bay Packers, which won the first two Super Bowl games. For the first time, the Vince Lombardi Cup was awarded to the Baltimore Colts for winning the Super Bowl V in Miami.

 

4.Covid testers

 

5.Locker room

 

6.The whole game

 

7.Lord Brady

 

The Pittsburgh Steelers won 6 Super Bowl games, the most wins of any team; The Dallas Cowboys, San Francisco 49ers and New England Patriots have 5 wins each; while the Green Bay Packers and the New York Giants have won 4 games each. There are 13 NFL teams with at least one win, and 10 more teams have never won a Super Bowl. Four teams (Cleveland Browns, Detroit Lions, Jacksonville Jaguars, and Houston Texans) have never made it to the Super Bowl.

 

8.Cracker 

 

9.Hooray

 

10.Tom and Gronk

 

Although it bears the same name as the king sport of the planet, American football is more like rugby, but it is much more complex and spectacular, with billions of dollars being spent annually in the NFL alone.  Ranked No. 1 in the list of preferences for people in the United States and Canada, this amazing contact sport is generating huge interest throughout the seasons, and especially during the Super Bowl.

 

 As we said, American football does not enjoy much interest in Europe, but it is easy to see an increase in the number of fans on the old continent, as in other parts of the world, so we have prepared a guide for you.  short, but comprehensive, on how to play American Football, NFL, Super Bowl and, of course, the most popular bets on American Football.

 

11.NFL fans

 

12.Halftime dancers

 

13.Historic moment

 

Most of those who have researched the history of this phenomenal sport agree that American football has its origins in various ball games played in seventeenth-century Europe, just before the colonization of North America.  Under various names, they played on teams and had only one goal - to advance the ball into the opponent's court.

 

 Interestingly, in the 19th century, various variants of American football were introduced to major US colleagues (Harvard, Yale, Princeton), but later the game was banned due to excessive violence.

 

Around 1880, Walter Camp developed a set of rules, clearly delimiting American rugby football and European football (soccer), and 12 years later, in 1892, American Professional Football was born - with William Pudge "Heffelfinger becoming  first paid American football player (plays for Allegheny Athletic Association).

 

14.Up by 22

 

15.Lights go on

 

16.Having a good day

 

17.The Superbowl outside US

 

Founded in 1920, the first professional league, the American Professional Football Association, would become the National Football League (NFL) in 1922 - the best-known league in American football.

 

In 1960, another high-profile league was formed - the American Football League, but 10 years later, it would merge with the NFL, resulting in a single league with no less than 26 teams.  This is also the period in which the Super Bowl appeared - the most important match of the season.

 

18.Wearing curtains

 

19.Nobody cares

 

20.White House

 

21.Janet Jackson

 

22.Adam Levine

 

 

The most important annual sporting event held in the United States is, without a doubt, the Super Bowl.  We are talking about a match that goes far beyond the idea of ​​two teams fighting on the field for the trophy, an event in which colossal sums are bet, and the seconds of advertising reach record prices.

 

 In 2020, for example, they bet around $ 7 billion on the Super Bowl, and Fox had been selling advertising minutes during the Super Bowl 2020 since December 2019, for a price of about $ 5.6 million / 30 seconds. Super Bowl is from the victory of one of the two teams to the selections you would not have thought of - to which car brand appears first in commercials, Betty White in an advertisement for Snickers, Demi's clothing accessories, Lovato, the first play sung by Shakira or Jennifer Lopez and many other unique selections.  Worldwide, the Super Bowl 2020 was watched live by over 150 million viewers.

 

 Super Bowl 55, the 2021 edition, was played on Sunday, February 7, at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa (Florida) and brought the Kansas City Chiefs and Tampa Bay Buccaneers face to face.  If The Chiefs are in the Super Bowl for the fourth time, The Bucs are only in their second appearance, the first in 18 years.

 

 This is the second time the two super teams have faced each other this year, but this time they done it with the Lombardi Trophy on the table.  Regardless of which of the two teams will prevail, a new page in NFL history will be written, with Tom Brady trying to get his 7th ring in 10 Super Bowl editions and, on the other hand, Patrick Mahomes having  the chance to become the youngest QuarterBack to appear in consecutive Super Bowl editions.

 

23.Superbowl memes

 

24.Non-Americans

 

25.Historical fact

 

Five million dollars for every 30 seconds of advertising.  This is one of those crazy numbers that the media spills every year for the Super Bowl, the final of the American football championship.  Across the Atlantic, it's a BIG event that brings together nearly 120 million Americans in front of their TVs every year.  

 

Add to that the 40 million foreign viewers and you have one of the most watched sports shows in the world.  In France, where American football is far from being the most popular sport, the 49th Super Bowl, broadcast on the night of Sunday 1 to Monday 2 February 2015, on W9, gathered another 258,000 viewers, for an estimated partial market  at 9.9%, the second national audience.  The channel reached its climax right at the beginning of the match, attracting 483,000 spectators. 

 

26.WTF

 

27.All the facts

 

28.Imagine playing

 

29.Cool things

 

Needless to say, this sport can be confusing for beginners: a lot of stops, fast-paced action, complex rules, and relentless advertising cuts make an NFL game an extended game that lasts an average of 3H12 minutes and in the middle of which the beginner can lose the spectator.  easily (or may fall asleep).  As a result, in addition to American football fans, many spectators who watch the Super Bowl are attracted primarily by the famous concert at the break. 

 

 However, it is an extremely fun sport to watch when you know where to look.  American football is a strategy sport in which each team has several hundred different game tactics.  Gathered in a book of a few dozen pages ("playing cards"), players must learn them by heart.  Each of them having a position, an action, a precise gesture to be performed in each of these tactics.

 

It is good to know the rules of American football, to know where to follow it is better.  In addition to making yourself comfortable in the living room, in front of the TV, it is always possible, as is the American tradition, to share it with friends in a bar.

 

30.Memes

 

31.Touchdown

 

32.Come on do something

 

33.I have the same look

 

34.Everyone be like

 

35.What Superbowl?

 

36.The rest of world

 

37.Halftime show

 

38.Instructions

 

39.Someone wakes me up

 

40.Alright kid

 

41.Superbowl memes by Europeans

 

42.Browsing Reddit

 

43.Home decor

 

44.Reddit and non Americans

 

45.Sweet victory

 

46.Sweet victory

 

47.Spongebob

 

48.Non American

 

49.Sicko mode

 

50.This conversation

 

 

 

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