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In the United States, the Open United Tennis Championship is a tough tennis tournament. The tournament is the modern version of one of the world's oldest tennis championships, the US National Championship, which first played men's singles and men's doubles in 1881.


Since 1987, the US Open has been chronologically the fourth and final Grand Slam of the year. The other three, chronologically, are the Australian Open, the French Open, and Wimbledon. The US Open begins on the last Monday in August and runs for two weeks, with the average weekend coinciding with the US Labor Day holiday.


The tournament consists of five main championships: men's and women's singles, men's and women's doubles and mixed doubles. The tournament also includes competitions for seniors, juniors and wheelchair users. Since 1978, the tournament has been played on acrylic hard courts at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park, Queens, New York. The US Open is organized and owned by the non-profit United States Tennis Association (USTA), and the US Open is chaired by Patrick Galbraith. Proceeds from ticket sales, sponsorships and television contracts are used to develop tennis in the United States.


Bemorepanda collected some funny memes about the championship.


1.Let her win


2.What, like it’s hard?


3.What tennis fans see


4.Simona Halep


The US Open uses standard 7-point tiebreaks in every set of a singles match. For the other three Grand Slam tournaments, there are specific scoring methods for a match that scores 6–6 in the last possible set (third for women and fifth for men): in the French Open, the deciding set continues as long as the player leads the two matches , in Australia an extended tie-break is played to 10 points, while at Wimbledon a standard tie-break is only played if the score of the game reaches 12–12. As with the US Open, these tournaments use tiebreaks to decide other sets.


The tournament was first played in August 1881 on the grass courts at the Newport Casino in Newport, Rhode Island. That year, only clubs that were members of the United States National Tennis Association (USNLTA) were allowed. Richard Sears won the men's singles event at this tournament, which was the first of his seven consecutive singles titles.


1890 U.S. Tennis Championship semi-finals in Newport. Match between Oliver Campbell and Bob Huntington

From 1884 to 1911, the tournament used a challenge system whereby the defending champion automatically qualified for the next year's final, where he played as the winner of the all-comers' tournament.


In the early years of the U.S. National Championship, only men competed, and the tournament was known as the U.S. National Men's Singles Championship. In September 1887, six years after the men's nationals were first held, the Philadelphia Cricket Club hosted the first U.S. Women's National Singles Championship. The winner was 17-year-old Philadelphian Ellen Hansell. The same year, the men's doubles event was held at the Orange Lawn Tennis Club in South Orange, New Jersey.


5.I forgot how to tennis


6.Yup


7.See the difference


8.Tennis be like


Women's tournaments used the competitive system from 1888 to 1918, with the exception of 1917. From 1890 to 1906, sectional tournaments were held in the east and west of the country to determine the top two doubles teams, which competed in the playoffs for the right to compete with the defending champions in the qualifying round.


The 1888 and 1889 men's doubles competition was played at the Staten Island Cricket Club in Livingston, Staten Island, New York. In the 1893 championship, men's doubles was played at St. George's Cricket Club in Chicago.

In 1892, the U.S. Mixed Doubles Championship was introduced, and in 1899, the U.S. National Women's Doubles Championship.


In 1915, the national championship was moved to the West Side Tennis Club in Forest Hills, Queens, New York. Efforts to move it to New York began as early as 1911 when a group of tennis players led by New Yorker Carl Behr began working on it.


In early 1915, a group of about 100 tennis players signed a petition to postpone the tournament. They argued that the majority of tennis clubs, players, and fans were located in the New York area, and therefore it would be beneficial for the development of the sport to host a national championship there. This opinion was opposed by another group of players, which included eight former national singles champions. This controversial issue was put to a vote at the USNLTA's annual meeting on February 5, 1915, with 128 votes in favor and 119 against. In August 1915 at the West Side Tennis Club, Forest Hills, New York City's first women's tournament was held at the Philadelphia Cricket Club in Chestnut Hill, Philadelphia (the women's singles tournament was not rescheduled until 1921). From 1917 to 1933, the men's doubles competition was held at Longwood Cricket Club in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts. In 1934 Longwood Cricket Club hosted doubles events for both men and women.


9.How I play it


10.No play with me


11.Telekinetic powers


From 1921 to 1923 the men's singles tournament was played at the Germantown Cricket Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. He returned to the West Side Tennis Club in 1924 after the completion of the 14,000 seat Forest Hills Stadium. Although it was already considered by many to be a major championship, the International Lawn Tennis Federation officially named it one of the world's biggest tournaments, having started in 1924.


The open era began in 1968 when professional tennis players were allowed to compete for the first time at a Grand Slam tournament held at the West Side Tennis Club. The previous US National Championship was limited to amateur players. With the exception of the mixed doubles, all events at the 1968 national tournament were open to professionals. That year, 96 men and 63 women entered the competition, with a total prize pool of US$100,000. In 1970, the US Open became the first Grand Slam tournament to use a tiebreak to determine a 6–6 set in games.


From 1970 to 1974, the US Open used a sudden death nine-point tiebreaker before moving into the International Tennis Federation (ITF) best-of-twelve points system. In 1973, the US Open became the first Grand Slam tournament in which men and women received equal prize money, with that year's singles champions, John Newcomb and Margaret Court, receiving US$25,000 each. In 1975, following complaints about the surface and its effect on ball bounce, the tournament was played on clay courts rather than grass, this was also an experiment to make it more "television friendly". The addition of floodlights allowed matches to be played at night.


12.What an adult sees


13.Three girls


14.Tennis lesson


15.Watching


16.This is why


17.Federer


18.Twerking


19.Ask me anything


20.Served them for dinner


21.The first boss


22.Interesting question


23.Stretching


24.Hit a ball


25.How I see myself


26.Funny tennis birthday


27.Covid will never get me


28.Snake attack


29.Happy Dance


30.But when I do


31.Funny combination


32.God, take it


33.Still doesn’t win


34.Help


35.Breakfast?


36.Tennis players


37.Weird bone


38.Color as me


39.Make you run a mile


40.That feeling


41.Stonkovic


42.Doubles partner


43.I don’t want it


44.No problem


45.New 27


46.That feeling


47.Perhaps later


48.Swing my racquet


49.What you want?


50.How I tennis



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30-new-funny-coronavirus-jokes-for-this-week-a-collection-of-top-funny-memes-to-boost-your-mood-during-self-isolation

While the entire population around the world is trapped indoors in an effort to stop the spread of the coronavirus, people continue to create hilarious coronavirus memes to prove that no quarantine can take their sense of humor away.


Whether you’re stuck at home on lockdown or simply working from home, it’s been difficult escaping all the negative headlines in the news. Fortunately, if there is one thing you can always rely to boost your mood is a good laugh. Here are some of the best memes compiled by Bemorepanda that have put a smile on our faces, and proved that we’re all in this together.


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@7606_panda_6525 yea really u forgot the lotion and the tissue
visa-tennis-and-covid-restrictions-50-funny-novak-djokovic-memes-and-jokes-to-highlight-the-current-limbo-with-the-emigration-office-during-australia-open-2022

Novak Djokovic is awaiting a decision on his expulsion from Australia until Monday. The stake in the Australian Open, which starts on January 17, is being questioned after the Australian government blocked its entry into the country.

 

Djokovic announced on Tuesday that he was leaving for Australia after receiving a waiver from the mandatory Covid vaccination imposed at the Australian Open. The derogations are granted by a group of independent experts, but the Australian government has intervened and blocked its entry into the country.

 

The case sparked an international debate for and against, with millions of comments on social media platforms, refueling anti-vaccine conspiracies and the dissatisfaction of those accused of stigmatizing non-vaccinated people. It even fueled Serbian nationalism - from the athlete's father to the Serbian president, Australia's decision was associated with an "attack" on the whole country.

 

Australia is talking about compliance and a court will decide whether or not the world number one ATP has tried to circumvent them.

 

In Belgrade, supporters of the Serbian-born athlete protested in front of parliament. President Aleksandar Vučić said that "all of Serbia is with him and the authorities will take all necessary measures to stop the ill-treatment of the best player in the world immediately."

 

All sports competitions have been affected by the last two years of the pandemic, and vaccination already seems the most natural gesture an athlete can make, especially if the type of sport they practice requires international travel, says WTA tournament director for Free Europe Transylvania Open, Patrick Ciorcilă.

 

Bemorepanda prepared some funny memes.

 

1.Canceled visa

 

2.How tennis works

 

3.Cheers

 

4.Two doses

 

About 85% of the list of the top 100 players in the world are vaccinated, the organizers had to cancel at the last moment the participation of the public because the authorities forbade its presence. .

 

Not even the access of the vaccinated public was allowed, and the athletes accepted all the restrictions with "solidarity" towards the organizers, says Patrick Ciorcilă. The tournament was won by Anett Kontaveit, world number 7, who defeated Simona Halep in the final.

 

For athletes, vaccination has not been mandatory at the tournament in Cluj-Napoca since the end of October and is still not a condition to participate in WTA tournaments. However, access to a country depends on the national authorities: "Holders of certain types of visa may enter Australia, provided that the conditions for the full vaccination scheme are met".

 

It remains to be seen whether the medical records that would exempt Djokovic from the mandatory vaccination are sufficient for the Australian government, as they were for the tour organizers.

 

Novak Djokovic is a staunch anti-vaccinist. He considers that he should have been admitted to the Australian Open only on the basis of proof that he had passed through the disease. Caricature by Jup, the caricaturist of Free Europe.

 

5.Believe in covid vaccine

 

6.Novax Deportovik

 

7.Incredible funny

 

8.Vaccine 

 

9.He’s rich

 

10.Let Novak in

 

And after the eventual entry into the country where the event takes place, there are consequences for the unvaccinated: “And in our tournament there was a differentiation between the vaccinated and the unvaccinated. Unvaccinated athletes performed PCR tests every 48 hours, while vaccinated athletes were tested on arrival without having to isolate themselves until the result was known. It is not about discrimination, but about the safety of all those who participate ", says Patrick Ciorcilă.

 

As the organizer of the tennis tournament, Patrick Ciorcilă says that Novak Djokovic's attitude put everyone in trouble. The reaction of the public is natural if it seems that someone has a privileged status, he adds.

 

"I would not like to be in the position of tournament director, an ungrateful and difficult one now, nor in the position of Djokovic. As Nadal said - the rules have long been known. In order to be fair to everyone and for everyone to be safe, everyone must follow the same measures. It is his right not to be vaccinated, but if so, maybe it would be better not to participate ".

 

Djokovic's situation is set to be decided on Monday. By Saturday, his lawyers will file new documents in the court examining the case.

 

All over the world, given the nature of sporting events, the issue of vaccinating participants and spectators at sports competitions has been raised.

 

In more and more states, access to a sporting event can only be made by those vaccinated, but in many other countries, decisions are made with difficulty (as in the case of the Green Certificate blocked in the Bucharest Parliament for months) and their observance is a challenge (as in the case of refusing to wear a mask in the same Parliament).

 

11.Novak supporters

 

12.Never need to buy beer

 

13.Suez Canal

 

14.Official review

 

15.Nothing declare

 

It is not ruled out, say many critics, that the Australian government would have turned a blind eye to Djokovic's waiver from the Australian Open if the public had not reacted to what he perceived as an injustice in a country that has gone through many severe quarantine and where 85% of the population is vaccinated. However, the number of cases has increased recently, according to Reuters.

 

Public access for unvaccinated persons is not permitted at the Australian Open. Djokovic's derogation could be justified, there is no court decision yet, but his earlier anti-vaccine statements have harmed him in this context.

 

"Mr Djokivic's visa has been revoked. Rules are rules, especially when it comes to our borders. No one is above the rules. The strict policy of restricting access to the country has been vital to having one of the lowest death rates in the world caused by Covid, "said Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison on Twitter.

 

"[Djokovic] knew the conditions for participation for a long time. It's his decision, "said Rafael Nadal, who is in Melbourne.

 

He added that he was sorry for the situation, but said that he understood the negative reaction of some Australians to the exemption granted to Djokovic in the conditions in which they went through difficult periods of strict quarantine.

 

"I believe what those who are good at medicine say, and if they say we should get vaccinated, then that's what we should do," Nadal added.

 

16.Melbourne Airport

 

17.Show documentation

 

18.Ballboys

 

19.Aus Open

 

20.Own antivax

 

Novak Djokovic has not made a firm statement about his vaccination against Covid, but in the past he has spoken out against vaccination.

 

The organizers of the sports competitions tried during the pandemic, in addition to taking strict measures to protect athletes and spectators (most often imposed), to find solutions so that the events are not canceled or take place with at least a third of the spectators. .

 

Last year's Olympics in Japan were held amid tensions caused by the risk of the pandemic spreading, with part of the population demanding the cancellation of events, while the executive explained that he did not have the authority to intervene in agreements between the International Olympic Committee and the organizing cities.

 

The Olympics took place without spectators, but there were also cases of infections among athletes or technical and organizational teams.

 

21.The Terminal 2

 

22.Funny news

 

23.Fight

 

24.Determinism

 

25.Great first day

 

26.Above all

 

27.Honey mommy

 

28.Follow the rules

 

29.Minute entry

 

30.An au pair

 

31.His face

 

32.Wild card

 

33.Lied on visa

 

34.Australian Open

 

35.Get vaccinated

 

36.Running toward us

 

37.Antivaxxers

 

38.Provisional visa

 

39.Catch covid

 

40.The Terminal

 

41.Last had covid

 

42.Oh hello

 

43.Just think

 

44.Question

 

45.Out

 

46.Nice letter

 

47.Admit i faked or no

 

48.DjoCovid

 

49.New vaccine

 

50.Lose match

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@Emily White Just get a vaccine shot man!
insomnia-memes-funny-30-sleeping-jokes-and-tweets-for-people-who-cant-sleep

Insomnia is a sleep disorder that is manifested by difficulty falling asleep, waking up at night or poor quality sleep. Considered one of the most common modern conditions, left untreated, insomnia can affect the cardiovascular system, decrease the power of concentration and increase the risk of obesity.


Sleep is a vital physiological phenomenon, and sleep disorders have a significant negative impact on health. Sleep assessment is performed both quantitatively and qualitatively. The quantitative component involves determining the duration of sleep, while the qualitative component is evaluated subjectively and is expressed by the depth of sleep and the feeling of rest on waking. Difficulty falling asleep and maintaining sleep affects 15-35% of the adult population. Poor sleep quality has been associated with a number of conditions, with a known link between sleep disorders, cardiovascular risk factors, metabolic syndrome and cardiovascular morbidity.


While viewing some funny insomnia memes, you can also read below, important information about insomnia.


1.Move into the forest


2.Night thoughts


3.When you watch your series at night


You feel like you could sleep for weeks. You wake up so tired that it is extremely difficult for you to focus on even the most mundane tasks and you feel more anxious than ever.


How are you sleeping? Do you manage to fall asleep shortly after you go to bed or stay with your eyes hanging on the walls until late?


A few hours of sleep does not necessarily mean that the person suffers from insomnia. A person's sleep schedule varies not only according to age and sex, but also according to the particularities of each individual. However, there are a number of hours of sleep that a person needs to rest, and this is determined by scientific consensus, depending on age. This data is not nailed down, but it helps us get an idea of ​​how much sleep we should have for the body to replenish its energy stores. So:


  • adults need 7-9 hours of sleep;
  • young people between 12-18 years old need 8-10 hours of sleep;
  • children between 2-12 years old need about 9-12 hours of sleep;
  • newborns and children up to 2 years of age should sleep around 11-14 hours a day.


4.Insomnia vs headphones


5.Math at night


6.Because you are awake


Insomnia can set in even if a person respects the number of hours of sleep. In this case, it may be a poor quality sleep (with frequent awakenings and difficult sleep).


Primary insomnia is the lack of sleep that sets in as a result of a disordered lifestyle, stress, trauma, family problems. Normally, the condition disappears on its own if we no longer feel stress, if the trauma disappears, if we change our unhealthy lifestyle. Sometimes it can only be about changing the time we go to bed, or following a few rules in the bedroom (no phones next to us, no reading on the tablet before bed, or going to bed at a reasonable time).


7.Anxiety


8.What was the reason?


9.I need to sleep


Insomnia can exist as a symptom, when it occurs sporadically and for a short period or it can be as a disease, when the duration of persistence is over 3 months. Although many people have difficulty falling asleep or maintaining a good state of sleep until morning, even when they are in good condition, very few of them turn to a specialist to determine the causes of their disorders and receive appropriate treatment.


Factors that influence the quantity and quality of sleep are represented by: light / dark, environmental and social factors (intense physical activity, prolonged rest periods, night shifts, mental trauma, stressful situations, temperature variations, various mental disorders).


The treatment of insomnia is especially important for increasing the patient's quality of life. The return to physiological sleep is progressive, this process being long lasting.


10.My brain at 2 a.m


11.Why though?


12.Still can’t fall asleep


13.Stop it


14.Never had a sleep problem


15.My brain


16.I use 9gag to sleep


17.Thinking about what?


18.Brain, let me sleep


20.Can’t sleep because i’m thirsty


21.How I sleep


22.Can’t wait to wake up


23.Suffering from insomnia


24.Auditory hallucinations


25.Are you sleeping?


26.Talking buds when you are sleeping



27.Laying in bed


28.When my alarm wakes me up


29.Resting your eyes in the morning


30.Me all night vs when the alarm rings


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@Marina That is so me!
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Senator Kamala Harris - chosen by Joe Biden as vice president in case he wins the White House race - is known as a prominent politician of color, but she is equally proud of her Indian roots.


My name is pronounced Komma-la, as in the case of the punctuation mark, wrote Kamala Harris in her autobiography from 2018, The Truth We Hold (n.r.). The California senator, the daughter of an Indian-born mother and a Jamaican-born father, then explained what her Indian name means: "lotus flower," a powerful symbol in Indian culture. "A lotus grows underwater, its flowers rise to the surface, while its roots are firmly anchored to the bottom of the river," the senator explained.


Today Bemorepanda collected some funny memes about the USA Senator.


1.Maya Rudolph tweet


2.Cool girl


3.Cool fact


4.Goodbye


5.First debate


As a child, young Kamala and her sister, Maya, grew up in a home that listened to the music of black American artists. Her mother, a cancer researcher, sang Aretha Franklin's gospels, while her father was a jazz lover who taught economics at Stanford University.


Shyamala Gopalan and Donald Harris broke up when Kamala was five years old. Raised by their mother, who never remarried, Kamala, Maya and Shymala were known as "Shymala and the girls", and the mother made sure her daughters were aware of their roots, writes BBC.


Kamala Harris and her sister, Maya Lakshmi Harris, are very close. "My mother understood very well that she has two black girls to raise. She knew that her adopted country would see Maya and me as girls of color, and she was determined to raise two very confident women of color, ”wrote the woman who could become the first female vice president in US history.


"Harris grew up embracing her Indian culture, but proudly living African-American life," The Washington Post wrote last year.


6.A woman


7.Murder


8.First VP


9.Where’s Kamala?


Her mother was a prodigious young woman: she graduated from Delhi University at the age of 19 and left India in 1958 to pursue a doctorate in nutrition and endocrinology, later becoming a researcher in breast cancer. She received her doctorate at the age of 25, in 1964, the same year she gave birth to Kamala. He went to work until the last minute. When the water broke, he was in the lab.


Shymala Gopalan had promised to return to India after graduation, and had even agreed to an arranged marriage. But fate changed his plans. He met Harris, with whom he fell in love, in Berkeley while participating in the civil rights movement.


However, Kamala Harris has often accompanied her mother on visits to her grandparents in India, and she keeps in touch with her mother's family.


Shyamala Gopalan died in 2009 at the age of 70.


A few months after Kamala Harris gave up her presidential dream, she now has the chance to reach the White House by teaming up with former Vice President Joe Biden.


A year ago, the California senator stood out among the Democratic Party candidates and openly criticized Joe Biden for a debate, but in late 2019 announced that she was giving up the campaign due to lack of funds.


Kamala Harris was born in Oakland, California. He is 55 years old.


Kamala spent five years in Montreal, Canada, where she and her sister accompanied her mother, who had received a teaching position at McGill University. He then went to college in the United States, spending four years at Howard University, one of the most prominent educational institutions in the history of the black community in the United States, an experience that the future senator confesses marked and formed.


10.I wear pearls


11.I’m speaking


12.Facts


13.Who is she?


14.Pick a running mate


Proud of her multicultural heritage and identity, Kamala Harris simply describes herself as "American." In 2019, he told The Washington Post that politicians should not adapt their behavior to their color or background. "My point is: I am who I am. I'm good as I am. Maybe you have to figure it out, but I don't mind, "she said.


After four years at Howard, Kamala Harris graduated from law school at the University of California and began her career at the Almeda District Attorney's Office. She then became chief prosecutor in San Francisco in 2003, then was elected attorney general of the state of California, becoming the first woman and the first person of color to hold this important position in America's most populous state.


During her nearly two terms as attorney general, Kamala Harris also entered politics, becoming one of the rising politicians in the Democratic Party, which led to her being elected senator for California in 2017. in the US Congress.


Following her election to the US Senate, the former prosecutor stood out especially at the hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, a proposed Supreme Court judge, and William Barr, the current US attorney general, to whom he asked awkward and insistent questions.


Then, at the beginning of last year, he launched his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, in front of a crowd of over 20,000 people. She was born in Oakland, California, where she was born.


At first, she was enthusiastic, but the senator failed to give consistency to her campaign and gave evasive answers to key policy questions, such as health insurance. In the debates, however, she proved to be a very good speaker, showing her skills as a prosecutor and often her arrows targeting Joe Biden.


15.Tulsi or Kamala?


16.Laughting


17.That was awesome


Harris tried to go somewhere in the middle, on the fine line that separates the wings of progressives and moderates from the Democratic Party, but in the end failed to attract either side, and in December announced his withdrawal from the race. , just before the Iowa primary election.


Then, in March, Harris announced his support for former Vice President Biden, saying he would do everything in his power to be elected future president of the United States.


Despite her left-wing stance on issues such as gay marriage and the death penalty, Kamala has been attacked by progressives for not being open enough, especially on issues such as police reform, drug reform and wrongful convictions.


When Kamala Harris married lawyer Douglas Emhoff in 2014, she put a wreath around his neck and stepped on a glass, "to preserve the Indian and Jewish heritage," she said.


The couple has no children together, but Kamala Harris is a stepmother to the two children the lawyer has from a previous marriage. It's called "Momala."


The couple's fortune is estimated at $ 5.8 million.


As for Maya, the senator's sister, she was a political analyst at MNSBC, and her husband, Tony West, now works for Uber, but was an official in the Justice Department.


18.Raised eyebrows


19.No evidence


20.Mouth shut


21.Budget stuff


22.The Giggler


23.Waving goodbye


24.Tonight debate


25.Two days later


26.Good good


27.Batman and Kamala


28.Best protection


29.Kamala Harris


30.Oh, yes, that’s me


31.Fair enough


32.Asking for money


33.Blow it


34.Vote for me


35.Who would win?


36.My face


37.Ermahgerd


38.If you have a problem


39.My friend


40.I’m speaking


41.Don’t believe in science


42.Crop line


43.Catfishes


44.All men are evil


45.Corrupt


46.Prosecutor


47.Illegal


48.Who else?


49.Hillary Clinton


50.Super spread



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