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Yes, you already heard the story - Justin Bieber has sex with his wife.

And you know what? We don’t recommend you try to avoid it. It’ll find you in unexpected ways, filtering into your consciousness despite your best appeals to ignorance.

Because, like it or not, the fact will get to you: Justin Bieber, singer of the song “Yummy,” loves having sex! Especially with his wife (no surprise).

He did this on a boat to his rehearsal dinner for his wedding:

And in December, during the time he played playing hockey, he said, “Like my wife always says…I got good hands.”

He can’t help it, really! He just loves to put her.... - on the pedestal!

The couple, Justin and Hailey Bieber got married in September 2018, before they had a religious ceremony with family and friends one year after.

The Governor of New York, Andrew Cuomo, allowed couples to obtain licenses and marry “utilizing audio-video technology.”. This was announced by the head of the region at a meeting with reporters, accroding to their website.

“Now there is no excuse when the question of marriage arises,” Cuomo said, bearing in mind that the pandemic is no longer a reason to delay the wedding, if such a decision is made.

A couple who is ready to take a decisive step can express their consent to officials using online video call services such as Zoom or Skype. The governor noted that in the United States during the quarantine the number of divorces increased, and the number of marriages decreased. Last month, many government offices were closed in the country, and weddings were banned.

Because of the coronavirus pandemic, most of the New York marriage bureaus have been closed and many couples have postponed or cancelled wedding ceremonies.

Several other states, including Cuyahoga County in Ohio and the state of Colorado, have already begun issuing marriage licenses online, either through video call or an online paperwork process.

So, no matter if you use Zoom meetings, Skype, Webex or any other online tools - now there is no excuse to delay the marriage.

Only movies after the heroes' wedding begins a romantic period, resembling an endless honeymoon, while in real life, everything is much funnier - newlyweds begin to live together and their friendship becomes interesting, so the jokes are more as always.

 

Marriage is, without a doubt, a challenging challenge for both partners. The most important thing is that at the end of the day, the two communicate and solve their problems. Bemorepanda collected he funnieste memes and tweets about marriage.

 

1.Where are you? Kitchen

 

2.I need to grow up

 

3.One brain

 

4.Falling asleep

 

5.Out in public

 

6.Muggy out

 

7.Put milk back

 

8.Still painful

 

9.You fired?

 

10.Basically broke

 

11.How?

 

12.What's the problem?

 

13.Spending money

 

14.Relation status

 

15.Marriage is like coffee

 

16.Bee on you

 

17.What are you thinking about?

 

18.Been married

 

19.Eating ice cream

 

20.Opened car for me

 

21.Ending marriage

 

22.Texting each other

 

23.Pisses me off

 

24.Sitting at a table

 

25.Buy back something I donated

 

26.Talking about vacumming

 

27.Marriage is mostly about knowing

 

28.I'm tired

 

29.Proving how many times

 

30.Speaking treatment

 

31.IKEA relationship

 

32.Not going to share

 

33.Exactly the amount

 

34.Marriage teaches you

 

35.Just to disagree

 

36.Married for about 45 lbs

 

37.Getting lucky

 

38.Married life

 

39.Isn't that great?

 

40.Never listen to her

 

41.Out of ice again?

 

42.Cat purrs

 

43.Bigger blankets

 

44.Phone charger

 

45.Essentially agreeing

 

46.Terrible accident

 

47.Are we going out?

 

48.Let's share everything

 

49.Married sext

 

50.What marriage is like

 

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Let's face it - marriage is not for the faint of heart. We like to believe that the pure love we share will make us move forward. Yes, it is true that it pushes us forward. But not all the things we face in marriage are so pleasant.

That may sound awful. But here's the secret: sometimes the least romantic parts of marriage are the ones that can teach you the most about yourself, your partner, and the nature of love between you. Here are some simple truths that open the way to the treasures and surprising pleasures of the true love life you have: imperfect and different from fairy tales.

When you get married, you think that because you have made the right choice - your soul mate - you will be happy together until death. Then you wake up one morning and realize that no matter how great he is, he doesn't make you happy at any time of the day. In fact, some days you may even wonder why you were in such a hurry to get married. And you probably think that's not what you're looking for, actually.

In fact, you wanted him or her. But, on that wonderful day when you and your boyfriend cut the cake together, smashed champagne glasses and danced the bride's waltz, you didn't realize that "for better or worse" doesn't apply only when a tragedy occurs in life.

Here are some funny memes and jokes about marriage that Bemorepanda collected from Twitter.

1.What sounds good for dinner

2.Key story

3.Cleaning room

4.Cabinet

The power of your relationship is actually being tested every day, when the awful monotony of living together can make you want to take your plains. Then the disappointment creeps into your soul, perhaps along with a very palpable sense of security and suffering. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. It's about you, about the fact that you reunite with the sweetened fantasies related to marriage that were dancing in your eyes the day you two posed for the wedding album. Only now do you know that marriage is not a destination; it is a journey full of exaltation and boredom alike.

Waking up from a beautiful dream and seeing the raw light of the morning may not seem like a reason to celebrate. But is. Because after giving up those stories of eternal ecstasy, you will see that the reality of marriage is much richer and more fulfilling than you ever imagined. It's hard, yes. It's also frustrating. But this reality is equally full of pleasant and intense charm and is much better than all fairy tales.

5.Cheese toast

6.Dishwasher

7.Black pants

At first, when people said, "Marriage means work," you thought work meant being patient with your husband when he forgot to lower the toilet lid. In your naivete, you think you're going to struggle to get used to some annoying habit, like the fact that he's cracking his wrists or squealing.

How nice it was to be so simple! But as you can see, people are not at all simple. Your husband has mysterious, twisted depths - and from his point of view, you look pretty complicated. You need to learn to know each other the same way you learned geography or physics at school. And if you got married, it doesn't mean it's over, but that you've been promoted to in-depth studies. This is because every time you think you have a good grasp of the subject, it changes. And so it is with you.

8.Target

9.My husband body

10.He will be missed

As two people grow and evolve, the real job of marriage is to find a way to communicate with each other and to educate each other in the process.

This is the strange beauty of marriage: it is full of difficult times and hard lessons, for which no one prepares you. But in the end, these are the things that enrich your life together - making your love deeper and stronger than it was in the beginning.

11.Do that thing

12.Eating pizza

13.Dating

14.All of our cabinets

15.Makes me mad

16.Bubble wrap

17.Take a nap

18.Every Tuesday

19.Random items

20.Four languages

21.Marriage is strange

22.Married 25 years

23.Grocery store

24.Laughting

25.Cold spouse

26.Accidentally scare

27.Always cold

28.Rum out

29.Stop breathing

30.Where is the remote?

31.Video call

32.Wash dishes for a month

33.Laundry to fold

34.Welcome to marriage

35.Finish the discussion

36.A man and a woman

37.Once married

38.Driving

39.Favourite spatula

40.Playing games

41.Secret to marriage

42.So mad

43.Day off

44.He was bored

45.Marriage be like

46.I’m your wife

47.Kids to sleep

48.Marriage ends in IKEA

49.We roll them now

50.Secret to successful marriage