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Tinder Pandemic Edition: 50 hilarious coronavirus dating Bios for these crazy times - Bemorepanda

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The girls who grew up in the '90s, with romantic comedies on TV, still hope for that first super romantic interaction. Your hands touch when you both want to pick up the same book from a bookstore, make deep eye contact from a distance, or even hit someone on the street. Basically, anything doesn't involve an app on the phone and hours lost in matches and dozens of conversations. Online dating is so popular that it's the way most couples know each other.


In this crazy times of coronavirus pandemic, people are home, so they try to find thier other half on internet. Tinder is the best option to find a partner, sometimes is just a conversation, but othertimes it can be a start of a new relationship, leading to marriage.


What is the best way to conquer the heart and imagination of the future soul mate? The first step: choose a series of photos that will make you look like you don't care, but look pretty fit. The second step: to make a good bio.


It seems that the bio is the hardest part. There is a risk of writing too little or too much. You don't want to look too desperate ("please love me") or too nonchalant ("I'm too good for you"). You want to represent yourself as authentically as possible, but without making a fuss with everything you like and don't like.


So how do you write a good bio on Tinder? Here aro 50 ideas to write a decent description.



1. Just gave myself a haircut. It’s not looking good. Need moral support in these trying times. 


2. Let’s chat for three months and never meet up…But no, really. Let’s. 


3. COVID-free since ’97


4. If you find yourself trapped inside and looking for conversation, I can promise you I’m more entertaining than Netflix.


5. Love to travel. Next trips are 🛁-> 🛋-> 🛏.


6. Will put on my nicest top and grossest sweatpants for our virtual date


7. 6 ft tall and down to stay 6 ft away (for now)


8. Looking for a partner in virtual crime


9. I’m a breath of fresh air (figuratively). 


10. Riding out the apocalypse with my in-unit washer and dryer



11. Wanna join me on my desert (Animal Crossing) island? 


12. “To the windooooowsss, to the wallsss” is my entire plan of action rn.


13. Usually I’m so late, but now I-so-late. 


14. Let’s COVID-eo chat?


15. If you’re spending even more time than usual on WebMD, we might be soulmates.


16. Actively seeking someone to talk to about what happened to Carole Baskin’s first husband


17. May have overdone it on the peanut butter filled pretzels. Please send new snack ideas.


18. My mom says I’m essential.


19. Social distancing IRL, but we can 🤝URL.


20. If we FaceTime, I’ll do a tour of my house, “MTV Cribs” style. 



21. Match with me and I’ll tell you all about how easy it is to wear the same sweats for two weeks

straight. 


22. Please send 20-second hand washing song inspo. 


23. Traveling the world via Tinder swipes


24. Going to Whole Foods, want me to drop you off anything? 


25. I can’t wait to not be able to do anything with you. 


26. Looking to find someone other than my parents to team up with for TikTok challenges.


27. We’ve got no time to waste in this world— Wait what’s that? We have a lot? Well, let’s waste it together. 


28. Wanna Netflix Party and chill


29. HMU if you’re also “working from home.”


30. Single and ready to get my hand stuck in a tube of Pringles. 



31. Are you DTZ (Down To Zoom)?


32. If you can’t handle my quarantine hair, you don’t deserve me when this is all over.


33. I’m the kind of romantic who will order you Uber Eats for our virtual date.


34. Great at text flirting, even funnier in person once this is over 😉


35. Looking to spread love, not germs


36. If now isn’t the time to match with a doctor, when is? 


37. Will you be my quaran-tine? It’s like a Valentine, except we can’t leave the house and just eat a lot of

snacks.


38. Starting a campaign to convince Netflix to stop asking me if I’m still watching. Wanna join?


39. Into yoga and social distancing. 


40. I like long walks between my couch and my fridge.


41. HMU if you like your humor like your hands right now: dry.


42. Looking forward to talking to someone other than my Postmates driver 


43. Body by quarantine


44. Looking for some quarantainment 


45. Once a foodie, now a grilled cheese chef in training


46. Need a date to my cousin’s Zoom wedding 


47. I’m rocking a quarantine mullet — business on top, party on the bottom. 


48. My hands are dry, but my personality isn’t.


49.Can someone tell me how to lower the difficulty settings on Tinder?


50.I need a companion for future quarantines.




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Tinder is the world's most popular app that lets people meet, get in touch, and even get married. But among the huge number of profiles, it is not so easy to stand out, so users resort to sophisticated ingenuity to attract attention.


In quarantine people are most often found melancholy and sadness. And to get rid of it, many people seek consolation in other people. And in search of a couple, due to their employment or banal shyness, Internet users turn to the recently popular Tinder application. And some of the profiles from there can make you laugh.


1.You don’t get the chance to date a cop every day.


2.Don't trust a genie


3.Is there a doctor here?


4.A comma change everything


5.Be careful with nude pics


6.Nobody is perfect


7.Sand in tires


8.Tyson is good at kisses


9.Granddad knows everything


10.Dating newbies


11.Marco Polo


12.Hide the pets


13.She has a beautiful smile


14.Match made in heaven


15.Amanda and random dogs


16.It is not to late to find your love


17.Colgate in action


18.Not everyone's type


19.Romantic with knives


20.Love isn't about age


21.Only smart people


22.Pro and con's


23.It is based on a true story


24.Save him from mom


25.Who's type?


26.No pressure on this


27.This badass ex


28.Don't mess with coffee


29.What do you know about being hungry?


30.Honesty can be brutal


31.It is really interesting


32.This is called kindness


33.Handyman service


34.It is good reviewed


35.The right attitude


36.That's a walk on the beach


37.So mysterious


38.Calling this gratitude


39.Single moms are so cool


40.Dog having flashbacks


41.Stand up guy


42.Just a short presentation


43.This is stand out profile


44.An idea for first date


45.Carry umbrelas everywhere


46.Despacito is a cool soundtrack


47.It is really inspiring


48.Only her secret


49.I love you, my deer!


50.This NotSee

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Valentine's Day, the Western holiday of love is celebrated every year on February 14. On this day, lovers around the world celebrate Valentine's Day. This holiday, when people send about 150 million greeting cards, is considered the second most popular holiday after Christmas.

The origin of this holiday of lovers is not clear even today, there are only the legends that mysteriously surround this day and that have in their center St. Valentine. The first attestation of February 14 was in the year 498, when three saints were appointed by Pope Gelasius I, the date of their celebration being this day.


But the holiday remains associated with the name of Valentine in Rome, who was sent to prison for secretly officiating marriages for soldiers who were forbidden to do so. While in prison, he allegedly healed his guardian's daughter, Asterius. It seems that, before the execution, he would have sent her a letter, which he signed with "your Valentine", as a sign of goodbye.


On the other hand, other legends claim that this day is celebrated in early February, because during this period the Roman holiday Lupercalia took place. The event took place around February 15 and honored fertility, Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, but also Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome.


Bemorepanda collected a top of funny memes for this day.


  1. Valentine's Day is coming

 

2.Do you have a crush?

 

3.Around the corner

 

4.Violets are blue

 

5.The day of love

 

6.Single on Valentine's Day

 

7.It's Valentine's Day

 

8.Stuff of love

 

9.Regional Manager

 

10.Spending Valentine's Day

 

11.Solo for too long

 

12.Kanye likes kanye

 

13.Prettier face

 

14.Saved money on Valentines Day

 

15.Attention lover

 

16. What about lonliness

 

17.Wi-fi?

 

18.Valentines Day less than 2 weeks away

 

19.Valentines Day?

 

20.Do I have a date for Valentines Day?

 

21.Treating you right

 

22.This fish, is my fish

 

23.Boyfriend's clothes

 


24.I'm DTF

 

25.When bae text you love messages

 

26.Relationship goals

 

27.The day I met you

 

28.Hi there, how are you

 

29.I am not the best

 

30.Both crazy, but you're in love

 

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Tinder was introduced on a college campus in 2012 and is the most popular application worldwide for meeting new people. It has been downloaded over 340 million times and is available in 190 countries and 40+ languages.


Tinder is a world with multiple possibilities. The ability to create connections that can reach more. If you are here to meet new people, to increase your social network, to meet locals when you travel or just to live the present moment, you have come to the right place.


The coronavirus pandemic has kept people at home. And the only ones were, as before, looking for a partner. However, as travel was limited, almost everything stopped talking and that's it. The crisis period had a dramatic effect on the way people use Tinder.


Tinder is a free application, but there is also the possibility to pay a Gold account. The option is used, however, by few people. For example, during the pandemic, users interacted more than ever.


On March 29, it was the peak in a single day: users made three billion swipes. In the UK, too, daily conversations increased by 12% between mid-February and the end of March.


Bemorepanda advises you to find love in the real world, but even if you found it in the virtual world, make sure of your choice. Now let's cheer up some memes!


1.Call it a quick Tinder funny fact


2.Made for each other


3.Don’t tell anyone of this combination


4.Cooking skills on Tinder


5.She is back on the market


6.When you play League of Legends, but at the same time you talk on Tinder


7.The most romantic place in the world


8.Tinder in Russia is not dissapointing


9.Someone showing basic kindness


10.Let’s say to this one “ Oldie but goldie”


11.Let’s have a nap competition


12.We’ve come full circle


13.Nathan is ready to be eaten


14.Is this a personality?


15.Poor judgment on Tinder


16.She had a picture of Yoda on  her phone


17.A smooth operator


18.Don’t start conversation like this


19.Married people on Tinder


20.Expectations vs reality


21.He is not tall enough for her


22.Task failed succesfully


23.Tinder in nutshell be like


24.How business work on Tinder


25.Nice to meet you, lovely introvert


26.Everyday, everywhere on Tinder


27.This conversation in ongoing


28.Perfectly balanced people


29.Short answers kill me everytime


30.Don’t be fooled by this girls


31.Digging your own grave on Tinder


32.Her bio says she never lower her bar


33.All Tinder essence on one meme


34.Oww, she is a sweet girl


35.Fighting demons is really hard


36.I think this is love at first sight


37.Invested to much here


38.She had a violin in her photo


39.The shortest negotiations ever


40.Her bio says she loves debating






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